GTKY again because Tuesdays ARE SLOW: Misheard Lyrics

tondraluv · June 2014

My husband says i'm the queen of selective hearing when it comes to songs and that i'm always making up my own lyrics. This is my favorite flub of mine:

"Cry Me a River" JT:

Original lyric "bridges will burn now it's your turn..."

What I thought it said: "b*tches will burn now it's your turn...." Well, he was angry right!

MrsHartman7 · June 2014

Real Lyric: Just like the white winged dove

I sing: Just like the wild ranger..sings a song sounds like she singin whooo whooo

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tondraluv · June 2014

@mrandmrsk91011 It really does sound like Tony Danza!!!!!!

ceamac0127 · June 2014

From "I'm bring sexy back"
Real lyric: go ahead be gone with it
I sing: go hippie go with it

Lhyacinth888 · June 2014

MrsHartman7 said:
Real Lyric: Just like the white winged dove

I sing: Just like the wild ranger..sings a song sounds like she singin whooo whooo

My DH grew up thinking they said: Just like the one winged dove

Lhyacinth888 · June 2014

ceamac0127 said:
From "I'm bring sexy back"
Real lyric: go ahead be gone with it
I sing: go hippie go with it

Ooh I used to think they said "Go ahead big dome" instead of "don't let me go". I always imagined this huge bobble head Justin T running around.

LifesGoodMom · June 2014

From Yankee Doodle
Real lyric: ...and with the girls be dandy
My lyric: ...and let the girls eat candy

ChicagoBroad26 · June 2014

Pretty much the whole song We Didn't Start The Fire.

camdensmom32 · June 2014

This isn't really a misheard lyric but SO changes a few words to this sing and now it's all I ever hear when I listen to the song....Easton Corbin "all over the road"
Real lyric: it's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips in my neck.
SO sings: it's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips on my dick!

Debbie0580 · June 2014

From "Smoke on the Water"

Real lyric: smooooke on the water, fire in the sky
My made up lyric: slooooow talking Walter, the fire engine guy

JSS1002 · June 2014

I can't think of any off the top of my head, but my husband and every boyfriend I've ever had (since I was old enough to drive), ALL have commented on my unique ability to keep belting along with the car radio even if I have NO idea what the lyrics are, so I'll just make shit up. I don't even realize I'm doing it. I think it is hilarious that every guy in my life since age 16 has noticed and commented on this.

shadysladyWed98470 · June 2014

Not me but when my nephew was 5 (he's now 20!) we were riding in the car listening to "bye bye miss American pie" and he sang "my my mr Mexican guy"!! I about peed my pants!!

minerswife17 · June 2014

christineeberle said:

This isn't really a misheard lyric but SO changes a few words to this sing and now it's all I ever hear when I listen to the song....Easton Corbin "all over the road" Real lyric: it's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips in my neck. SO sings: it's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips on my dick!

DEAD!

) I can totally understand how he "heard" that haha

bhjones1980 · June 2014

christineeberle said:

This isn't really a misheard lyric but SO changes a few words to this sing and now it's all I ever hear when I listen to the song....Easton Corbin "all over the road" Real lyric: it's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips in my neck. SO sings: it's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips on my dick!

On the topic of current country songs, my DH was convinced (until I had to correct him, thank god before he sang along with other people around) that:

Jake Owen Beaching: And it's sunshine, blue eyes, tan lines, slow tide rollin'
White sand, cold can, koozie in my hand, just a summertime strolling

He sings its : And it's sunshine, blue eyes, tan lines, slow tide rollin'
White sand, COCAINE, koozie in my hand, just a summertime strolling

Erin10408 · June 2014

bhjones1980 said:

christineeberle said:

This isn't really a misheard lyric but SO changes a few words to this sing and now it's all I ever hear when I listen to the song....Easton Corbin "all over the road" Real lyric: it's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips in my neck. SO sings: it's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips on my dick!

On the topic of current country songs, my DH was convinced (until I had to correct him, thank god before he sang along with other people around) that:

Jake Owen Beaching: And it's sunshine, blue eyes, tan lines, slow tide rollin'
White sand, cold can, koozie in my hand, just a summertime strolling

He sings its : And it's sunshine, blue eyes, tan lines, slow tide rollin'
White sand, COCAINE, koozie in my hand, just a summertime strolling

HAHAHAHA...thats how I sing it too!

AprilloMom · June 2014

Song "I've Got Friends in Low Places
Real lyrics: "I'm not big on social graces.."
Misheard: "I'm not big on sausage biscuits"
.....until I was like 18...for real.
Plenty more where that came from!!

hatroopes · June 2014

Pretty much every Michael Jackson song...

Kate_C · June 2014

I just had one in the car today. Song I'd never heard before with lyrics something like "one less problem without you." I thought they were saying "one last prom without you." And I thought that was a really dumb thing to write a song about.

I'm a cranky old broad.

camdensmom32 · June 2014

Justin Timberlake: Not a bad thing Real lyric: cause you might look around and find your dreams come true, with me What I hear: cause you might fuck around and find your dreams come true, with me

fireflyz56 · June 2014

Jdubb13 said:

Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze
Original Lyric: Excuse me why I kiss the sky.
I hear everytime: Excuse me why I kiss this guy.

This is me, too.

Also, for the longest time I was convinced Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball lyrics were "I came in like a rainbow...".

GTKY again because Tuesdays ARE SLOW: Misheard Lyrics

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