My husband says i'm the queen of selective hearing when it comes to songs and that i'm always making up my own lyrics. This is my favorite flub of mine:
"Cry Me a River" JT:
Original lyric "bridges will burn now it's your turn..."
What I thought it said: "b*tches will burn now it's your turn...."
Well, he was angry right!
This isn't really a misheard lyric but SO changes a few words to this sing and now it's all I ever hear when I listen to the song....Easton Corbin "all over the road" Real lyric: it's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips in my neck. SO sings: it's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips on my dick!
I can't think of any off the top of my head, but my husband and every boyfriend I've ever had (since I was old enough to drive), ALL have commented on my unique ability to keep belting along with the car radio even if I have NO idea what the lyrics are, so I'll just make shit up. I don't even realize I'm doing it. I think it is hilarious that every guy in my life since age 16 has noticed and commented on this.
Not me but when my nephew was 5 (he's now 20!) we were riding in the car listening to "bye bye miss American pie" and he sang "my my mr Mexican guy"!! I about peed my pants!!
This isn't really a misheard lyric but SO changes a few words to this sing and now it's all I ever hear when I listen to the song....Easton Corbin "all over the road"
Real lyric: it's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips in my neck.
SO sings: it's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips on my dick!
DEAD! ) I can totally understand how he "heard" that haha
This isn't really a misheard lyric but SO changes a few words to this sing and now it's all I ever hear when I listen to the song....Easton Corbin "all over the road"
Real lyric: it's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips in my neck.
SO sings: it's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips on my dick!
On the topic of current country songs, my DH was convinced (until I had to correct him, thank god before he sang along with other people around) that:
Jake Owen Beaching: And it's sunshine, blue eyes, tan lines, slow tide rollin'
White sand, cold can, koozie in my hand, just a summertime strolling
He sings its : And it's sunshine, blue eyes, tan lines, slow tide rollin'
White sand, COCAINE, koozie in my hand, just a summertime strolling
This isn't really a misheard lyric but SO changes a few words to this sing and now it's all I ever hear when I listen to the song....Easton Corbin "all over the road"
Real lyric: it's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips in my neck.
SO sings: it's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips on my dick!
On the topic of current country songs, my DH was convinced (until I had to correct him, thank god before he sang along with other people around) that:
Jake Owen Beaching: And it's sunshine, blue eyes, tan lines, slow tide rollin'
White sand, cold can, koozie in my hand, just a summertime strolling
He sings its : And it's sunshine, blue eyes, tan lines, slow tide rollin'
White sand, COCAINE, koozie in my hand, just a summertime strolling
Song "I've Got Friends in Low Places Real lyrics: "I'm not big on social graces.." Misheard: "I'm not big on sausage biscuits" .....until I was like 18...for real. Plenty more where that came from!!
Married July 2008. TTC 2010.
Stephen James born 4/24/13 after 27 hours of labor and 2.5 hours of pushing!
I just had one in the car today. Song I'd never heard before with lyrics something like "one less problem without you." I thought they were saying "one last prom without you." And I thought that was a really dumb thing to write a song about.
Justin Timberlake: Not a bad thing
Real lyric: cause you might look around and find your dreams come true, with me
What I hear: cause you might fuck around and find your dreams come true, with me
Re: GTKY again because Tuesdays ARE SLOW: Misheard Lyrics
Real Lyric: Just like the white winged dove
I sing: Just like the wild ranger..sings a song sounds like she singin whooo whooo
Real lyric: go ahead be gone with it
I sing: go hippie go with it
Real lyric: ...and with the girls be dandy
My lyric: ...and let the girls eat candy
Real lyric: it's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips in my neck.
SO sings: it's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips on my dick!
Real lyric: smooooke on the water, fire in the sky
My made up lyric: slooooow talking Walter, the fire engine guy
DEAD! ) I can totally understand how he "heard" that haha
Jake Owen Beaching: And it's sunshine, blue eyes, tan lines, slow tide rollin'
White sand, cold can, koozie in my hand, just a summertime strolling
He sings its : And it's sunshine, blue eyes, tan lines, slow tide rollin'
White sand, COCAINE, koozie in my hand, just a summertime strolling
Real lyrics: "I'm not big on social graces.."
Misheard: "I'm not big on sausage biscuits"
.....until I was like 18...for real.
Plenty more where that came from!!
BFP #2: 11-7-14, CP (BFN: 11-13-14)
BFP #3: 3/24/15 EDD: 12/5/15
I'm a cranky old broad.