FFFC 6/6!!!

ksspiff · June 2014

We had an U/S yesterday and we didn't get a 'good' picture of Dunk's face. The technician asked if baby had any resemblance to our daughter and I just said "noo?" Instead of "that looks like a creepy monster. Does it have a hole where his eyes and forehead should be?"
Confession: I think my baby looks like a creepy monster.

Emilyfae · June 2014

ksspiff said:

We had an U/S yesterday and we didn't get a 'good' picture of Dunk's face. The technician asked if baby had any resemblance to our daughter and I just said "noo?" Instead if "that looks like a creepy monster. Does it have a hole where his eyes and forehead should be?" Confession: I think my baby looks like a creepy monster.

I have this picture of baby at 20 weeks and it looks like these two vacant white eyes with a huge screaming mouth. Like to cover of a really bad horror movie. Another one he looks like a crazy skeleton. The pics from 28 weeks are way cuter.

katnipeverclean · June 2014

I get secret happiness out of telling one of my frenemies that "Oh I only gained 7 lbs with DD and I've only gained 1lb with this baby!"

I don't really care how much weight I have or haven't gained, and I am being truthful. My doc isn't concerned bc the baby is doing perfectly fine and I don't say a word about it (except now to y'all and my parents when they ask) unless I'm talking to this "my kid is the gold star, A plus, almost in Harvard at four years old, one upping" mom who needs to be taken down a peg. So if she mentions poor you being pregnant in the summer and follows it up with how she gained so much weight with her son I'm going to smile secretly and say, "Oh? I only gained seven pounds with DD and only one pound with this one!".

Emilyfae · June 2014

shanicenicolle said:

My FFFC is that I'm just going to bitch in this thread instead.

My bitch: If you're opening a thread that has a question it's obvious you need help. You don't have to put help in the thread title with an exclamation point... I have no idea why it makes me so stabby but it does.

It works on me. I open it thinking they're in labor and crowning on the kitchen floor and I want to see the drama unfold. I expect, "HEEEEEELLLLPPPPPP what's the number for 9-1-1!!!! I tried googling it, but it just kept saying 9-1-1 and I need to know the number, not just the name of the service!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

runrinserepeat · June 2014

hrgwu2006 said:

My FFFC is that I am soooo over overly sensitive people. I saw this article today, and the shirt in question made me laugh.

https://www.today.com/parents/wake-me-when-im-skinny-maternity-t-shirts-spark-backlash-2D79769058

Grow a pair...just let it go.

Um, I DO miss my waist. What's so wrong with admitting that in t-shirt form? You're right, people need to chill the fuck out.

ksspiff · June 2014

@Emilyfae‌ , I'm at 35 weeks : /

lowerygirl · June 2014

kleMcK said:

hrgwu2006 said:

My FFFC is that I am soooo over overly sensitive people. I saw this article today, and the shirt in question made me laugh.

https://www.today.com/parents/wake-me-when-im-skinny-maternity-t-shirts-spark-backlash-2D79769058

Grow a pair...just let it go.

Um, I DO miss my waist. What's so wrong with admitting that in t-shirt form? You're right, people need to chill the fuck out.

Yeah.....I think the offensive part is $48 for a t-shirt!

Emilyfae · June 2014

ksspiff said:

@Emilyfae‌ , I'm at 35 weeks : /

Well, I meant MY pictures from 28 are cuter... ummmm *awkwardly adjusts collar*.

Now I'm curious. My friend's baby came out really ugly and is now super cute at 3 years old. Anything can happen.

mamakiss · June 2014

I have two shifts left of work until I'm gone until October and I can't make myself care.

Granted my job is so menial and unimportant, but I've got no room left in me to care. Free coffee refills. Card declined? Don't tell the customer and give them their drinks anyway.

I've also had it with rude customers. We have a walk up window to get coffee, but several people park in the red zone right in front of it rather than the parking lot, which is always empty, 15 feet away. I tell a customer they needed to move their car, they ask why, I bullshit an answer. Usually I say "its a liability to our store" all cheerful like. Today I told someone that I'm required to call the fire department and report their plates if they don't. Yesterday I said "well I'm not sure if you're aware but the red zone is only for fire response vehicles and since yours isn't one, you need to be parked in the parking lot" and they were mad. I honestly don't care.

Corporate might be mad if they knew how I'm responding lately, but I don't care much for people who disregard the rules just because they all feel like they should be able to for Some reason or another.

beff12 · June 2014

My dinner last night was the snacks served at a little shower some ladies threw for me. Cake, strawberries, chips and salsa, etc. All health food of course.

I had out-of-this world heartburn last night and this morning and have felt lame today but I'm pretending I like I can't figure out why.

chrinikki1 · June 2014

My FFFC: there are a couple people posting about all the new people popping up and I truthfully have no idea if I should include myself as one. I wasn't nearly as active until bed rest hit at the beginning of May. Then you all became my outlet and social network.

Edit: No need to clarify if you're someone talking about newbies. I'm not butthurt- It just makes me think "I wonder if I'm a newbie".

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SuperTinkerham · June 2014

We had a work party that one of my employees had to go address an issue and missed her $500 prize. I was pisssssed. Cried on the way home about it, pissssssssed. Was planning on giving her my $500 prize because i felt like she was being punished for putting the client first.

Well today they gave her $100 of the prize. So I'm happy she at least got $100 out of it. They gave me my $500 - and I'm keeping my $500. Because I'm selfishish.

jensavicci · June 2014

chrinikki1 said:
My FFFC: there are a couple people posting about all the new people popping up and I truthfully have no idea if I should include myself as one. I wasn't nearly as active until bed rest hit at the beginning of May. Then you all became my outlet and social network.

Just to be clear, I was totally kidding about not liking new ppl on the random thread lol. A lot of ppl have disappeared on us so, it's nice to have new folks show up and end up being awesome.

SuperTinkerham · June 2014

SuperTinkerham said:

We had a work party that one of my employees had to go address an issue and missed her $500 prize. I was pisssssed. Cried on the way home about it, pissssssssed. Was planning on giving her my $500 prize because i felt like she was being punished for putting the client first.

Well today they gave her $100 of the prize. So I'm happy she at least got $100 out of it. They gave me my $500 - and I'm keeping my $500. Because I'm selfishish.

Let me add that I'm not always selfishish. I just sold my boss on promotions for the whole team at their next annual review and with that comes good raises.

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ghostof5letters · June 2014

I just don't like new people that either

1. don't introduce

or

2. don't do a slow roll out of posts.

It's all, you guise....me me me me me me me me me me me

OMG look at my amazing baby!

Instead of something like..

Hi I'm Samantha from Oregon and I just found this site. Looking forward to *insert something* and this is my baby girl *named something*

It's all in the semantics.

ADC1979 · June 2014

ksspiff said:

We had an U/S yesterday and we didn't get a 'good' picture of Dunk's face. The technician asked if baby had any resemblance to our daughter and I just said "noo?" Instead if "that looks like a creepy monster. Does it have a hole where his eyes and forehead should be?" Confession: I think my baby looks like a creepy monster.

I totally understand this. Last U/S we had, the picture they printed they claimed was a profile. But in reality, I'm pretty sure it's a picture from the Hubble space telescope. Yay, I'm having a nebula!

honeybee434 · June 2014

ksspiff said:

We had an U/S yesterday and we didn't get a 'good' picture of Dunk's face. The technician asked if baby had any resemblance to our daughter and I just said "noo?" Instead if "that looks like a creepy monster. Does it have a hole where his eyes and forehead should be?" Confession: I think my baby looks like a creepy monster.

I don't look at my u/s pictures from the last two that I had. I just keep the one from 24 weeks up. I had one at 29 and one at 33 and those pics freak me the eff out. She was covering her face up the entire time and cuddling with the placenta and any pics they tried to get look sooo creepy. It almost makes me a little nervous to see how she's going to come out, so I just stare at my cute 24 week picture and focus on that.

ksspiff · June 2014

Hi I'm ksspiff from Texas and I mostly lurked until my SS post in March "WE HAVE LICE!". Looking forward to eating all the foods with the rest of my GD LADIES and my DD named our team green baby Dunk.

Csltdk · June 2014

chrinikki1 said:
My FFFC: there are a couple people posting about all the new people popping up and I truthfully have no idea if I should include myself as one. I wasn't nearly as active until bed rest hit at the beginning of May. Then you all became my outlet and social network.

Edit: No need to clarify if you're someone talking about newbies. I'm not butthurt- It just makes me think "I wonder if I'm a newbie".

I like you cause you are not all "squeeeeeeeeel someone nominated me for nicest newbie AMG did I win did I win ?!? "

ghostof5letters · June 2014

ksspiff said:

Hi I'm ksspiff from Texas and I mostly lurked until my SS post in March "WE HAVE LICE!". Looking forward to eating all the foods with the rest of my GD LADIES and my DD named our team green baby Dunk.

I feel so awful that I remember you as Lice Girl

ksspiff · June 2014

@ghostof5letters‌ there's worse things to be remembered for. And we've been lice free for months now!

[Deleted User] · June 2014

I side eye the crap out of passengers from coach who come up to us the bathroom in first class on flights. I paid a lot of money to sit up here and use a less contaminated bathroom at more frequent intervals.

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jensavicci · June 2014

babyprigge said:
I side eye the crap out of passengers from coach who come up to us the bathroom in first class on flights. I paid a lot of money to sit up here and use a less contaminated bathroom at more frequent intervals.

Bathroom racist. Tisk tisk. End the prejudices ppl.

chrinikki1 · June 2014

@babyprigge‌ I go up there JUST to piss First Class off.

AMcLaws · June 2014

I don't pay a dime to fly (dad is a manager for a major airline), and I usually end up in first class because of his job title. I don't care who uses what bathroom. Maybe I'm weird? If ya gotta go, ya gotta go!!

[Deleted User] · June 2014

Oh, I know my shit stinks- won't argue that at all. Shouldn't haven't eaten a ton of Mexican from the airport Chiles before flying :-)

marsalisails · June 2014

LiteraChick said:

babyprigge said:
I side eye the crap out of passengers from coach who come up to us the bathroom in first class on flights. I paid a lot of money to sit up here and use a less contaminated bathroom at more frequent intervals.

Hate to break it to you, but I'm sure your shit stinks just as much as a coach passengers. Had to be said.

On all my flights the flight attendants are bathroom Nazis because of federal regs after 911...isn't it illegal to come up from coach? They don't want that many people near the cockpit I think. More controllable that way.

ghostof5letters · June 2014

babyprigge said:

I side eye the crap out of passengers from coach who come up to us the bathroom in first class on flights. I paid a lot of money to sit up here and use a less contaminated bathroom at more frequent intervals.

I've noticed that while flying, the flight attendants have been telling me to use 1st class. The only reason I can assume is because I'm super pregnant and they either pity me or think I'm going to lose control and pee on the floor.

Csltdk · June 2014

@ghostof5letters‌ it's probably because they want you to use a "less contaminated" bathroom. If you see @babyprigge‌ maybe get some on her

chevronseven · June 2014

jensavicci said:

I side eye the crap out of passengers from coach who come up to us the bathroom in first class on flights. I paid a lot of money to sit up here and use a less contaminated bathroom at more frequent intervals.
Bathroom racist. Tisk tisk. End the prejudices ppl.

ETA: gif won't work :-( But it was Kristin Wiig saying "This should be open because it's Civil Rights. This is the '90's."

chrinikki1 · June 2014

I started using the FC bathroom years ago and no one has ever said anything to me about it. I also don't make a scene about moving the curtain all the way over and don't stand in isle lines either though so maybe that's why?

Who knows, who cares. That'd be the funniest law breaking I've ever done!

darkangel42 · June 2014

I cannot believe I missed FFFC this week!

Went to a wedding with my FiL and SiL where my SiL got progressively more wibbly on the free wine. After a while, she misjudged the space and fell off her chair. I couldn't help because I was laughing so hard.

FiL also asked if I could fake labor so we could leave because we were parked at a table full of really boring elderly folk we'd never met. SiL chimed in that we should do it because she was sick of he ancient Jewish guy sat on her other side and we were pretty close to going through with it...then the bride and groom appeared to say hi so we decided to behave. I'm pretty sure we made the wrong call.

MTAtlanta · June 2014

My mom and i have this gross thing where we used to use our ped egg then send the other a funny pic of all the dust it scraped off our heels.

I lost my ped egg for almost a year and found it last week. That pic of gross foot dust would have been epic but my phone wasn't close by and ds was in the tub so i couldn't go grab it.

That's a gross confession and maybe a first world problem all in one.

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