These are my CONFESSIONS!!

NeneCakies · June 2014

@uconnhuskie007‌ be careful what you wish for! I totally got busted doing this in the work bathroom too btw.

For everyone else, apologies for feetpic. Ewww, feet.

studyinpink · June 2014

Banich4eva said:

Studyinpink said:

Banich4eva said:
Just when I thought I said all I could say...
I'm lost.

My chick on the side said she got one on the way.

(see thread title)

How am I not seeing this??

studyinpink · June 2014

Gotcha. I totally thought there was a crazy thread.

thebanich · June 2014

Sorry @studyinpink I just thought it really needed to be said.

[Deleted User] · June 2014

peanutrach1 said:

Yea, I need to look into some options about this pudding situation...

Throw it out and tell him to get over it. Keep the lid.

I have no patience for dealing with such nonsense. I am not a nice wife.

littlestjerry · June 2014

MarlaSinger& said:

peanutrach1 said:

Yea, I need to look into some options about this pudding situation...

Throw it out and tell him to get over it. Keep the lid.

I have no patience for dealing with such nonsense. I am not a nice wife.

I would have "accidentally" thrown it out 9.5 years ago.

Littledeer84 · June 2014

Jealous of you hairless ladies. I'm blessed to have pale skin and lots of dark leg hair. I still don't shave much more than once a week. Long pants are my friend.

[Deleted User] · June 2014

Accidentally, nothing. "Hey, this is gross. You can keep the lid. I am junking it on trash day."

Again, we have a very blunt and honest relationship. It works for us.

[Deleted User] · June 2014

I know how I will feel regarding any future hypothetical situation. And you should feel the same as I.

msdrdg · June 2014

I am very much right handed. I am absolutely useless with my left hand. I somehow hurt my right wrist and cannot turn it.
Because of this I have been sitting here at my desk having to pee for the last hour because I know I can't wipe myself with my left hand and I don't want to deal with the pain from trying to do it with my right.

maidmarian83 · June 2014

I bought my kid a $5 Cookie Monster DVD at Target last week and I keep finding excuses to have him watch it, so then I can watch it.

Cookie Monster is hilarious.

thebanich · June 2014

I would 100% be pissed at DH but I would probably try to keep a lid on it because I would be really hurt if the situation were reversed.

Try being the key word.

Karbird5 · June 2014

I am jealous of the bumpies that have Taco Bell breakfast available to them. I sent my H on a waffle taco run in the midst of my last hangover only to find out our Taco Bell doesn't serve breakfast. Wha? Our franchise owner eats all the crackers.

studyinpink · June 2014

twolittlewheels said:
I have binge watched YouTube videos of people popping giant blackheads and pimples for hours on end more than once in my life.

I think I gagged a little while reading this.

NeneCakies · June 2014

I have a gigantic chupa chups sucker in my hope chest that is almost 20 years old. It really isn't good for anything except hammering nails at this point yet I don't throw it out. So I kinda get it but I'd draw the line at rancid pouding cup.

thebanich · June 2014

peanutrach1 said:

HilarityEnsued said:

RVASC811 said:

Also, about the pudding, I would look into a way to help H save it in such a way that was safe.
At the very least, cut the bottom of the pudding cup out, rinse out the petrified pudding, and then just keep the empty, clean container.
GREAT idea!

But wear a mask. Because OMG mold spores.

Smootchy · June 2014

@laurelbee I'm sorry for your LO.

DS had his finger slammed pretty bad, not quite that bad but it was bad... My stomach dropped reading your post. ((hugs))

Smootchy · June 2014

mbenit4 said:

uconnhuskie007 said:

mbenit4 said:

I haven't shaved my legs in like 2 years. I was looking last night and I only found one faint hair.
what's your secret???!

The hair doesn't grow? I killed it. I don't know. My dad doesn't have hair on his legs either.

I kill every house plant I've every owned... Hum, I wish I could kill my leg hair. Lucky.

ready-or-not · June 2014

Next weekend we are going to Holiday World (water/theme park) on Saturday. We'll get up super duper early & make the 3 1/2 hour, do the parks all day, & then come back that evening. Its our only "vacation" plans this summer since I'm due at the end of July. On Sunday, which is Father's Day, the only thing DH wants to do is go to an air show at the Smyrna airport (about 1 1/2 hours from our house). He is so looking forward to it & it is seriously all he wants to do for Father's day. Hes been talking about it for months. He loves watching stuff like that.

My confession? I've been watching the weather every day for a week praying it rains out the air show. I feel (slightly) bad about it, but I have no interest in paying a buttload of money for our family to get into the air show, then sitting out in the hot ass sun all day (there is no shade at the airport).

DreadLoc · June 2014

i don't see why one supah old little cup of pudding is so bothersome. stick it in an opaque tupperwear and write "DO NOT EAT" on the top. don't have to look at it and your H can open it up and admire one stupid little thing that makes him laugh whenever he wants.

boom.

[Deleted User] · June 2014

mbenit4 said:

I try to treat my SO the same way I like to be treated. So, I would give him the same consideration that I would like to receive. That works in my household for my family.

I agree.

Which is why I said this style of communication works for us. I understand it doesn't for everyone. I appreciate bluntness and straight up telling me the truth, tactfully. "Dear, this pudding is old. It has to go." Again, this is me. Me isn't for everyone.

jorkz821 · June 2014

Dubwife79 said:
Dd loves looking at pictures of herself on my phone. Last I noticed a random pic of a dog in my camer roll and I couldn't figure out where it came from. I realized yesterday it was someone's avatar from here! I have no idea how it happened and I feel like a total creeper.

@Dubwife79‌ did you take my picture??

Who else has a dog avatar? @ThisIsBrea‌ @pobrecita‌ @Little Jerry‌

MrsLaLaBug · June 2014

I turned in my FMLA paperwork for mat leave 3 months ago, per my HR dept's request. They legally had 5 days to respond to me in writing stating whether or not it was accepted. After a serious email chain and getting the run around from them, yesterday I filed a complaint with the Dept. of Labor. That stupid letter got hand delivered to me in 3 hours time.

jorkz821 · June 2014

@LaurelBee‌ I hope your DS is ok! I'd be pissed at my h too.

billybumbler · June 2014

I sleepy with a stuffed animal until I was like 20 (OK until I got married)

[Deleted User] · June 2014

mbenit4 said:

mbenit4 said:

I try to treat my SO the same way I like to be treated. So, I would give him the same consideration that I would like to receive. That works in my household for my family.

I agree.

Which is why I said this style of communication works for us. I understand it doesn't for everyone. I appreciate bluntness and straight up telling me the truth, tactfully. "Dear, this pudding is old. It has to go." Again, this is me. Me isn't for everyone.
I agree.

I agree with your agree.

[Deleted User] · June 2014

Agree

studyinpink · June 2014

NellyBluth said:
I have a friend (B)who lost his big toenail after dropping something really heavy on it while they were hiking, I think. Anyway, he saved the toenail and put a hole through it so he could keep it in a loop of string. He uses it as a joke and finds ways to sneak it into people's cars, houses, etc. and leave it there.

About ten years ago, I took a road trip with some buddies and we went to Las Vegas for NYE. B did not go on this trip.
After we all got dressed to go out that night, one of my friends reached into his shirt pocket and found the toenail. B knew it was the shirt he was going to wear on NYE, so he slipped it into the shirt pocket while he was packing for the trip.
Hilarity most definitely ensued.

So I guess I would rather have a ten year old pudding than a dead toenail on a string.

Disgusting!!!!

studyinpink · June 2014

I am currently plying baby k with just about anything she will eat so she will just sit without me holding her.

Stage 5 clinger for weeks now.

msdrdg · June 2014

OMG that toe nail story is gross!!

Smootchy · June 2014

pudding anyone?

NeneCakies · June 2014

@NellyBluth‌ we played a similar game with a tiny penis shaped eraser cap. When we had roommates we'd take turns moving the penis to different light switches throughout the house. The groans heard when someone unexpectedly used the penis switch in a dark room was hysterical.

Just last month DH put a fake roach under my pillow. We're totally mature.

DreadLoc · June 2014

MermaidsMagic said:

I basically fail at being a female. I can't do tampons, I've used them like 3 times in my life. I can't fasten my bra behind my back I have to prefasten it and pull it over my head. I also cannot cross my legs to save my damn life. I need to use my foot to hold against something to keel them crossed.

dude. put your bra on upside down with the fasters on your front. fasten, turn the bra around, pull the cups up and put your arms through the straps.

EVA116 · June 2014

@Laurelbee I am so sorry. That is scary.

Just take a picture of the damn pudding.

Yesterday DD had an epic meltdown while we were taking a walk. She was screaming and started running down the street. I screamed "You're Grounded!!!"

WTF she is three. She doesn't even know what that means. LOL

maidmarian83 · June 2014

HilarityEnsued said:

MermaidsMagic said:

I can't fasten my bra behind my back I have to prefasten it and pull it over my head.

I've never, ever put on a bra by fastening it behind my back.

I put it on backward (no straps up, just like a strapless), fasten it, turn it 180 degrees, then put my arms through the straps.

Adjust the girls as necessary.

I always fasten it behind my back. I put my arms through the front, pull the cups down around my boobs, and then reach around the back and fasten it. I don't know where I learned this skill.

Smootchy · June 2014

lisajay09 said:

justAphase said:

I guess this is my FFFC: I put mine on through my arms, and then reach both arms around the back to fasten. I seriously had no idea people did it any other way.
Me too.

I put it on the normal people way. Arms through, boobs in cup, reach around (<--lol reach around) and fasten.

I thought only the girls in my 8th grade gym class who didn't know how to put bras on did it the other way. (no offense)

lilorangekitty · June 2014

billybumbler said:

I sleepy with a stuffed animal until I was like 20 (OK until I got married)

Me too. But more like 26...

Sorry about your DS's finger @LaurelBee. That's scary. I hope it heals quickly.

I like @dreadloc's idea on the pouding.

I wish I had more time to play with you guys!

Smootchy · June 2014

justAphase said:

I'm offended dammit

:x

Boob shaped pudding as peace offer?

Smootchy · June 2014

RVASC811 said:

Also I never hit the decline button on my phone. I feel like the person will be offended.

If you have an iphone you can hit the top button, like the power switch just to stop ringing. You don't have to hit decline. I never send people straight to voicemail.. Always stop ringing though.

littlestjerry · June 2014

I just cancelled my haircut for today because I'm having an awful day and everyone is irritating me and the thought of chatting with the hairdresser made me want up jump off a building. I think I have social problems.

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