WTC supervisor?! You've finally managed to decide on my maternity leave replacement & you're already telling people that "Skeemer is leaving earlier than I thought so we don't have much time to train her" & "I guess I'll just be doing all the work anyway while Skeemer is gone".
I'm leaving 2 weeks prior to my due date because you approved my leave after forcing me to get a doctor's note. Also, DS was born 2 weeks early so you know babies can come at any time!
I was waiting for a supervisor post from you. I can't wait until your leave starts. He stresses ME out.
I am positive some people think he's a ficticious character or I'm a liar because the crap he does just cannot be real. I am SO thankful I only have a few weeks until leave. Thanks for the hugs @Shanicenicolle .
WTC to the woman I share an office with. Sharing is bad enough as it is, and she gets a desk and not me but she YELLS. Literally. Conference call on mute, gets frustrated, with the door shut in a one person office but with two people in it and she will throw her hands up and YELL "finally!" or "really?! now you get it!". I am embarrassed...
@aliletz I'm thinking of hiding an annoy-a-tron for my supervisor before I leave in a few weeks. Just thought you should know so you can encourage me to do it. :P
WTC body. I'm starting to get cankles. I didn't realize it until I put my shoes on and I just realized that the shoe is compressing the swelling a bit so I have a swell line showing off the start of a cankle that I'm sure is only going to get worse over the next month!
Also: BP is getting high, baby STILL will not turn around and my cervix is as closed as a cervix can get. It's going to be a long June! I had horrible cramps from my cervical check so had to stay home yesterday to rest and chug water.
(Disclaimer: I'm happy baby is staying inside, but I was hoping to maybe be at a 1 or showing signs of thinning a bit.)
@aliletz I'm thinking of hiding an annoy-a-tron for my supervisor before I leave in a few weeks. Just thought you should know so you can encourage me to do it. :P
What is this annoy-a-tron? I approve because it sounds awful.
WTF DS, why have you decided to fight naps this week? I need that time to get the things done I need to!
WTF baby girl, why must you head butt my pelvis all night causing cramping and BH contractions in addition to the constant back, leg, and shoulder pain I'm already having!
WTF DH, I tell you my BP was ridiculous at the doc office yesterday after taking my meds and DS was not helping so you decide to go test drive cars we can't afford after your dentist appointment instead of coming home and helping me, showing up at 7pm then napping the evening away is not acceptable.
@aliletz I'm thinking of hiding an annoy-a-tron for my supervisor before I leave in a few weeks. Just thought you should know so you can encourage me to do it. :P
@Skeemer DEFINITELY do it.. and do it now, because you should really enjoy the amusement that comes with it. He'll never figure it out if you don't tell him. I've never had anyone find it on their own!
WTF temp???? Just do what is requested of you, and take the time to do it right. You don't have to try to find a better way to do every little thing, and when a request is made there is usually a reason for it so just do it. You're exhausting me. Also, why the heck must you always sit in the seat RIGHT next to me in meetings? It's a whole conference room and there are like 18 open chairs. Back off and give me my space and stop saying things in random foreign accents because that's getting on my nerves.
WTC Braxton Hicks?!? Why do you seem to happen every morning and now you think it's funny to be painful? I'm drinking my water, putting my feet up and keeping my bladder empty. Cut me some slack, please???
WTC is up with some of the mommas on this board wanting their little one to get here before full term?!?! I've seen at least two comments today of people hoping their baby is here by 34 weeks.
WTF body? I've been drinking coffee all of my adult life. Why suddenly does it make me dizzy to the point of almost blacking out? Now I have to decide what is more important - staying conscious or not being a raging bitch with a vicious headache. Decisions decisions...
WTC is up with some of the mommas on this board wanting their little one to get here before full term?!?! I've seen at least two comments today of people hoping their baby is here by 34 weeks.
Ummm... fuck that. 34 weeks for me is Saturday. No way in hell am I ready for him to get here Saturday. I have a bachelorette party to go to.
Exactly. As ready as I am to meet this little guy, there is no way I want him here before 37 weeks.
@aliletz About how long does the battery in those things last? I'm 2 weeks away from leave & I want it to be annoying after I leave too.
Good question.. I've never had one die on me, but I've not really left it on for a huge amount of time. It's a button cell battery, so I'd imagine about as long as a watch would?
@aliletz About how long does the battery in those things last? I'm 2 weeks away from leave & I want it to be annoying after I leave too.
Good question.. I've never had one die on me, but I've not really left it on for a huge amount of time. It's a button cell battery, so I'd imagine about as long as a watch would?
@aliletz I just ordered from Amazon for $13 with Prime shipping. YAY! We have a big wonderful closet full of computer gadget-ery that would be just right for hiding it. Now Friday can't get here soon enough.
WTC DH. Im on modified bedrest. That does not mean drive past 4 parking spots and take one at the other end of the lot and tell me *jokingly* that I look like I could use a walk.
@aliletz About how long does the battery in those things last? I'm 2 weeks away from leave & I want it to be annoying after I leave too.
Good question.. I've never had one die on me, but I've not really left it on for a huge amount of time. It's a button cell battery, so I'd imagine about as long as a watch would?
@aliletz I just ordered from Amazon for $13 with Prime shipping. YAY! We have a big wonderful closet full of computer gadget-ery that would be just right for hiding it. Now Friday can't get here soon enough.
WTC -Labs Please send back my results! I am dying of itching and I want to know if it is ICP or if there is anything else I can be doing to stop this. I have already scratched holes in my arms and legs and am starting to look like I have mites or something!
WTC Itching- Just stop. PLEASE!!
13 yr old boy with ASD, ADHD and PICA, 11 yr old boy, 3 yr old Girl, & baby Girl.
WTC DH! Such a freakin drama queen over a stinkin cold! Seriously! He waits for me to tell him to take something cause he "doesn't know what to take." He wakes ME up coughing, then tells me he didn't know what he could take in the middle of the night. Freakin cough syrup maybe??
He leaves for work and I go in to the bathroom, where I find no less that 10 wadded, snotted up kleenexes all over the counter. So it was too much effort to lean over to the garbage??
I go into the kitchen, where I find his empty oatmeal package, his empty emergen-c package, his used k-cup, empty bread bag and the bread bag tie all scattered across the counter. Are you freaking kidding me?? It's called a trashcan! Use it!
I work 50% of my day dealing with/resolving customer service issues. Today while dealing with a customer I meant to say "oh, not a problem!" ... my pregnancy brain said "oh, it's your problem!" THANKFULLY the customer saw the horror spread across my face and I immediately corrected myself. Then profusely apologized for my pregnant brain. She chuckled and said she understood. I felt like the biggest ass in the entire world lol
WTC, former co-worker. I'm supposed to be moving my classroom into her room since she is leaving our school. There is literally crap everywhere, and all my stuff is neatly organized in one side of the room. I almost cried because I don't have stuff for the baby ready and I can't set up my classroom until all the crap is moved out. Also, WTC randomly lady at the gas station? Why are you talking on the phone and pumping gas at the same time? I guess static electricity is just a myth to you. You annoy me.
Wtf? Found out I need a root canal but my dentist won't do it bc I'm about 35 weeks, so she put me on antibiotics to help with the infection, which now is giving me a yeast infection!! Ughhh can't catch a freaking break here!
WTC, former co-worker. I'm supposed to be moving my classroom into her room since she is leaving our school. There is literally crap everywhere, and all my stuff is neatly organized in one side of the room. I almost cried because I don't have stuff for the baby ready and I can't set up my classroom until all the crap is moved out. Also, WTC randomly lady at the gas station?
Why are you talking on the phone and pumping gas at the same time? I guess static electricity is just a myth to you. You annoy me.
Static electricity isn't a myth, but cell phones producing enough to set a fire is. Car batteries produce way more current than a cell phone battery...they're allowed near gas pumps.
Re: 06/04 What The Crap Wednesday
WTC supervisor?! You've finally managed to decide on my maternity leave replacement & you're already telling people that "Skeemer is leaving earlier than I thought so we don't have much time to train her" & "I guess I'll just be doing all the work anyway while Skeemer is gone".
I'm leaving 2 weeks prior to my due date because you approved my leave after forcing me to get a doctor's note. Also, DS was born 2 weeks early so you know babies can come at any time!
STOP BEING A FREAKING VICTIM ALL THE DANGED TIME!
I am positive some people think he's a ficticious character or I'm a liar because the crap he does just cannot be real. I am SO thankful I only have a few weeks until leave. Thanks for the hugs @Shanicenicolle .
@aliletz I'm thinking of hiding an annoy-a-tron for my supervisor before I leave in a few weeks. Just thought you should know so you can encourage me to do it. :P
Also: BP is getting high, baby STILL will not turn around and my cervix is as closed as a cervix can get. It's going to be a long June! I had horrible cramps from my cervical check so had to stay home yesterday to rest and chug water.
(Disclaimer: I'm happy baby is staying inside, but I was hoping to maybe be at a 1 or showing signs of thinning a bit.)
WTF baby girl, why must you head butt my pelvis all night causing cramping and BH contractions in addition to the constant back, leg, and shoulder pain I'm already having!
WTF DH, I tell you my BP was ridiculous at the doc office yesterday after taking my meds and DS was not helping so you decide to go test drive cars we can't afford after your dentist appointment instead of coming home and helping me, showing up at 7pm then napping the evening away is not acceptable.
@Skeemer DEFINITELY do it.. and do it now, because you should really enjoy the amusement that comes with it. He'll never figure it out if you don't tell him. I've never had anyone find it on their own!
WTF office chair?! you make my pelvis/tailbone feel like it's splitting in half.
this is why i work from home (on my bed with my feet up) 90% of the time. i hate the office
Exactly. As ready as I am to meet this little guy, there is no way I want him here before 37 weeks.
Again. No idea how to turn pics on my phone app.
Good question.. I've never had one die on me, but I've not really left it on for a huge amount of time. It's a button cell battery, so I'd imagine about as long as a watch would?
You need to take video of this!!
WTC -Labs Please send back my results! I am dying of itching and I want to know if it is ICP or if there is anything else I can be doing to stop this. I have already scratched holes in my arms and legs and am starting to look like I have mites or something!
WTC Itching- Just stop. PLEASE!!
13 yr old boy with ASD, ADHD and PICA, 11 yr old boy, 3 yr old Girl, & baby Girl.
He leaves for work and I go in to the bathroom, where I find no less that 10 wadded, snotted up kleenexes all over the counter. So it was too much effort to lean over to the garbage??
I go into the kitchen, where I find his empty oatmeal package, his empty emergen-c package, his used k-cup, empty bread bag and the bread bag tie all scattered across the counter. Are you freaking kidding me?? It's called a trashcan! Use it!