TURN DOWN FOR @weljadraak's AMA!!!!

Weljadraak · June 2014

you think you know me?! let's see if I can show you a deeper glimpse into my life, or at least my head...but you don't really want to go too deep in there.

AMA!

Jenball717 · June 2014

It is 5am, baby is asleep, I don't have a job. Why am I awake?

Jenball717 · June 2014

Why is my daughter's cat such a hefty fella?

Jenball717 · June 2014

Follow up: why won't he let me pet him without him then attacking my hand and leaving me with a bloody stump?

Jenball717 · June 2014

Follow up to the follow up: why do I keep trying to pet him anyway?

Weljadraak · June 2014

baconface said:

OK now you tell me - WWJD?

Jesus would probably learn how to use the Internets and computers in general and live a lavish lifestyle because he'd be the most actual celebrity and no one could tell him what to do because he'd just say "fuck you, I'm Jesus. Your argument is invalid" and that'd be the end of that because he has daddy issues so he would run wild and probably tag buildings with his name because he doesn't give a fuck.

Weljadraak · June 2014

baconface said:

What in the tarnation does your screen name mean?

yaaasss the answer you've all been waiting for! it means i'm a DRAGON!

Weljadraak · June 2014

baconface said:

Are you, in fact, a pug?

they do say pet owners resemble their pets. plz don't tell me if dis is true.

MtnChickaD · June 2014

Black jellybeans, yay or nay?

carawasa · June 2014

Why do pugs tounges always hang out

Weljadraak · June 2014

baconface said:

How old are you?

physically 25.

Weljadraak · June 2014

KuhaBaby said:

What's your favorite dessert?

h-whipped cream because i couldn't choose and i fackin love whipped cream from the can

carawasa · June 2014

What state do you love in? Or are you from England? I imagine you to live in England.

Weljadraak · June 2014

Jenball717 said:

It is 5am, baby is asleep, I don't have a job. Why am I awake?

cuz you're nuckin futz like me!!!!!11!!

Weljadraak · June 2014

baconface said:

Did you go to college? Major/minor?

I completed some college, never past undergrad. i was going for education but my heart wasn't really in it so if i'd stayed, i most definitely would've switched. i always wanted to minor in French and study abroad. i'm planning on studying again after we move. i've decided on human services. ::crosses fingers:: it fits me o.k.

carawasa · June 2014

Why does rain make people drive like they're 90?

Weljadraak · June 2014

Jenball717 said:

Why is my daughter's cat such a hefty fella?

he knows fat is where it's at and in the cat world, being fat is a sign of high social status and dgafuckery.

Weljadraak · June 2014

Jenball717 said:

Follow up: why won't he let me pet him without him then attacking my hand and leaving me with a bloody stump?

you are not worthy...sorry. you need to establish dominance like they do in the cat world, so, i guess you should pee on him.

Weljadraak · June 2014

Jenball717 said:

Follow up to the follow up: why do I keep trying to pet him anyway?

LOL i want to meet this cat

Weljadraak · June 2014

MtnChickaD said:

Black jellybeans, yay or nay?

NO. jelly beans in general are like, the weakest candy ever...

MtnChickaD · June 2014

If you could punch someone in the face this morning without repercussion, who would it be and why?

Lee81 · June 2014

If you could recast Gilligan's Island with actors from today, who would you pick?

carawasa · June 2014

Favorite band?

carawasa · June 2014

I feel like we'd get along irl because you make me lol and you said h-whipped haha

Weljadraak · June 2014

carawasa said:

Why do pugs tounges always hang out

idk not this pug! he usually has something else hanging out doe...

Weljadraak · June 2014

awwwpuddin said:

How do you feel about ska music?

I don't listen to much ska now, but about 11 years ago, I was quite the skank. ::reminisces:: I would go to Knights of Columbus for some shows.

Weljadraak · June 2014

carawasa said:

What state do you love in? Or are you from England? I imagine you to live in England.

ha ha! now I feel fancy you think that but alas, I'm a connecticunt.

Weljadraak · June 2014

carawasa said:

Why does rain make people drive like they're 90?

because that ish is slippery!! HYDROPLAAAAAAANE!!!!!! color me a RESPONSIBLE driver, especially in bad weather ::cheeeese::

Weljadraak · June 2014

awwwpuddin said:

Can you tie a cherry stem using just your tongue?

no but now i want to try. i can not origami starburst wrappers either, in case you're wondering

Weljadraak · June 2014

awwwpuddin said:

Which one of LOs toys do you wish to run over with a lawn mower?

Probably the jumperoo. It's fancy and stuff, but we barely used it because he was too short and now he juuust makes it but can crawl and stand and cruise so he doesn't like to be confined. it takes up a lot of space in our apartment life. i think jumperoo vs lawnmower would be a good match (who will win?!)

Weljadraak · June 2014

awwwpuddin said:

Charlotte Brontë or Emily Brontë?

neither. i prefer the Brontësaurus.

Weljadraak · June 2014

MtnChickaD said:

If you could punch someone in the face this morning without repercussion, who would it be and why?

oh man. maybe the person who stole my purse a few years ago because i'd get to punch them in the face AND find out what low-life stole personal property.