How did you get pregnant in four words

motherboy · June 2014

taberbtb said:
Face down, ass up. (Name that song!)

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Hahaha I don't know but I know the next line is "that's the way we like to f*ck"!

BookitBoo · June 2014

I need it now

KerBear8 · June 2014

Holy shit! Positive OPK!

Spunky1012 · June 2014

Doctors office, lady doc.

liladelphia215 · June 2014

Nine Months Actively Trying

luciddreamer106 · June 2014

OPK, fertile week sex

tarynlphillips · June 2014

Christening new home sex

vicviy87 · June 2014

Holy Thursday ironic sex

shefidgets · June 2014

Stopped trying so hard.

Seriously. Did a round of Clomid, wasn't supposed to have worked. I had been super strict on alcohol, coffee, everything that is supposed to be bad. Finally I was just driving myself nuts and thinking I was a failure as a woman. So I decided to just stop trying so hard. Just let it happen. I was miserable and hubby wasn't happy either. Started having a cocktail when we went out to dinner, coffee every morning. Just relaxed. Two weeks later found out the Clomid worked after all!

SparksAZ · June 2014

Want a back rub?

tarynlphillips · June 2014

ACH831 said:

[I love this thread! But those aren't my four words.]

Lots of Fireball shots.

Ok. This...I had to comment as my friends will often carry around handles of Fireball for shots and one of the guys has coined, "Fireball will change your life" everytime he pours....I guess this couldn't be more true for you!! My favorite holiday drink last year was fireball and apple cider (sooooo delicious!)

SaraJtwo · June 2014

During vacation sexy time

SRose1005 · June 2014

Condoms are no fun

alibc123 · June 2014

Took out my IUD!

rmpar29 · June 2014

Shots, IUI#4, 69M sperm

AKA: Ouchy, Invasion, Big head (on DH that is)

mmooki · June 2014

charting on the calendar

longcat07 · June 2014

really lucky NTNP timing

Chrissy919 · June 2014

Spontaneous sex before sushi

AHemm1986 · June 2014

Cinco de Mayo sexaritas

SamanthaLaura16 · June 2014

syringe, catheter and sponge

penguindash · June 2014

careful, fertile . . . "Screw it!"

jessicaleighupchurch · June 2014

IVF fresh embryo transfer

Zoebot · June 2014

Missionary sex, elevated hips.

Maebb · June 2014

Had sex, doggie style.

Actually, I don't know if it was that time. An alternate one would be:

Told DH, "fertile window."

sgio7485 · June 2014

Weekend away - fertile window!

bravemommy · June 2014

At work they told everyone I was on injury duty. My injury was that I fell on a ....and got knocked up!

Maebb · June 2014

motherboy said:

taberbtb said:
Face down, ass up. (Name that song!)
Hahaha I don't know but I know the next line is "that's the way we like to f*ck"!

__________end quote

Ok, so I cheated and Googled because it was driving me crazy, but apparently the song @motherboy is thinking of is Ludacris "What's Your Fantasy," and the line is, "Back seat, windows up..."

But then there's another Ludacris song with "Face down, ass up," and that is "How Low Can You Go."

Ahhh, Ludacris and his lyrical genius.

motherboy · June 2014

Maebb said:

Face down, ass up. (Name that song!)
Hahaha I don't know but I know the next line is "that's the way we like to f*ck"!
__________end quote Ok, so I cheated and Googled because it was driving me crazy, but apparently the song @motherboy is thinking of is Ludacris "What's Your Fantasy," and the line is, "Back seat, windows up..." But then there's another Ludacris song with "Face down, ass up," and that is "How Low Can You Go." Ahhh, Ludacris and his lyrical genius.

Hahaha oh whoops! I'm always getting lyrics wrong. I need to listen to some ludacris now.

WillCMyInk · June 2014

rmpar29 said:

Shots, IUI#4, 69M sperm

AKA: Ouchy, Invasion, Big head (on DH that is)

That's totally my DH too. When he got his sperm results back he was all proud. Then when I got KTFU the first month they actually got me to ovulate he's all, "I'm a sniper! One shot, one kill!" He's such a turd sometimes. Talk about making me feel like crap!

AlfiesMOM · June 2014

Doggie Doggie Dog Ya'll

Bigboneded · June 2014

SMEP, softcups, Clomid, OPKs

taberbtb · June 2014

motherboy said:

Maebb said:

motherboy said:

taberbtb said:
Face down, ass up. (Name that song!)
Hahaha I don't know but I know the next line is "that's the way we like to f*ck"!
__________end quote

Ok, so I cheated and Googled because it was driving me crazy, but apparently the song @motherboy is thinking of is Ludacris "What's Your Fantasy," and the line is, "Back seat, windows up..."

But then there's another Ludacris song with "Face down, ass up," and that is "How Low Can You Go."

Ahhh, Ludacris and his lyrical genius.

Hahaha oh whoops! I'm always getting lyrics wrong. I need to listen to some ludacris now.

@motherboy‌ I actually thought what you posted WAS the next line…shows how much I know!

MrsL8487 · June 2014

fulfilling fantasy sex position, and, hey, ewcm lets go

Maebb · June 2014

@motherboy, I was thinking that song too!

Is it bad that the Nelly song "Ride with Me" (must be the money) came on the radio today, and DS really liked it? He's 18 months, and at some point I need to censor the music. But at least it was the radio version. LMK.