Tuesday Spam has a Train with a Newborn Harness Built In

coco2787 · June 2014

Mamasighs said:

valstulas said:

Mamasighs said:
I subscribe to a local news station's updates on FB. I wish comments were closed. This morning a woman was arrested for DUI with seven unbuckled kids in the car.
So far:
- she should be spayed
- she should keep her legs closed
- our tax dollars paid for that alcohol through food stamps (?)
- arguing that yes, you can by alcohol with food stamps supported by various racist anecdotal evidence

:-q

People suck.
They really do. I liked humanity better before social media. Ignorance really is bliss.

I can't read the comments on any news story. Even if it's a happy, feel-good story someone has to make asinine comments, like insulting a kid or something. When my grandpa passed away people made comments on the news articles like, "I didn't like that guy, good riddance", etc. Some people just have zero class.

[Deleted User] · June 2014

@Cfreymc who the hell says something like that, ew.

@lizabethann06 tell Jack I have the same issue with mosquito bites, hate them!

@mamasighs so sad

[Deleted User] · June 2014

@lizabethann06 what are your work hours? Like not specifically, but I feel like I like your schedule because you get to do things with your kids during the day but still work full-time, right?

lexielovebug · June 2014

I love days that Calista stays home with SO because then I can blast justin timberlake in the car on the way to work

[Deleted User] · June 2014

DD is currently rolling all over the floor rocking on her hands and knees trying to figure out how to sit up on her own. It is pretty cute to watch. She is trying so hard yet failing miserably.

ETA: She sat up twice on her own. I cried I was so happy

[Deleted User] · June 2014

livvyx said:
Brussels sprouts are amazing!

Mosquitoes never bite me and it always makes me wonder if I'm sour.

You're so lucky because they eat me up!

KKinATX · June 2014

Asbromle said:

Brussels sprouts are amazing!

Mosquitoes never bite me and it always makes me wonder if I'm sour.
You're so lucky because they eat me up!

Yup, me too. We've gotten a lot of rain around here the past few weeks (unusual for Texas) and now the mosquitoes are especially bad. I'm over it!

saphires · June 2014

livvyx said:

Brussels sprouts are amazing!

Mosquitoes never bite me and it always makes me wonder if I'm sour.

This is me too. I don't get welts when they do bite me, either.

MRads · June 2014

juliedave151 said:

NKaeding said:

Brussels sprouts are so tasty.

When made with bacon

And brown sugar. Yuuuuuuum!

coco2787 · June 2014

So, Silas is mistaken for a girl regularly these days, and 9 times out of 10 the "reason" they give me for assuming girl is because of his pretty blue eyes. I don't even know how to respond to that?? :-??

[Deleted User] · June 2014

@Cfreymc people have told me the same thing about Haddy. I mean... huh? He doesn't even look like a girl, like at all and I also always have him dressed in boyish clothes. I don't get it but whatever. I usually don't even correct them because I assume they're just making conversation anyway.

redrocksmama · June 2014

@bobcee, I hope those meds work fast for you!

LO always nurses at bedtime and it's my favorite time of day because he's quiet and snuggly. But the past 4 nights he's barely been interested and squirms until I put him down. Hopefully it's just a phase. I don't want to lose snuggles with my baby! =((

redrocksmama · June 2014

Also, DH is going to be pissed, but I am paying someone $100 to mow our yard and clean up all the weeds. It's so out of control that when my dog (a black lab) goes in the back yard I can't see her! H is out of town until Saturday night and he'll just bitch about having to do it and/or the fact that I didn't do it. We have 1.5 acres and I don't have the time or the desire to do it myself. $100 is worth several hours of my time, sorry DH.

grapeskittles4lyfe · June 2014

JStahl678 said:

Also, DH is going to be pissed, but I am paying someone $100 to mow our yard and clean up all the weeds. It's so out of control that when my dog (a black lab) goes in the back yard I can't see her! H is out of town until Saturday night and he'll just bitch about having to do it and/or the fact that I didn't do it. We have 1.5 acres and I don't have the time or the desire to do it myself. $100 is worth several hours of my time, sorry DH.

you're not training your dog correctly

redrocksmama · June 2014

amparo1981 said:

JStahl678 said:

Also, DH is going to be pissed, but I am paying someone $100 to mow our yard and clean up all the weeds. It's so out of control that when my dog (a black lab) goes in the back yard I can't see her! H is out of town until Saturday night and he'll just bitch about having to do it and/or the fact that I didn't do it. We have 1.5 acres and I don't have the time or the desire to do it myself. $100 is worth several hours of my time, sorry DH.

you're not training your dog correctly

I wish! She likes to think she does her part by going out there and eating large quantities of tall grass. And then throwing it up in the middle of the night on the bedroom floor. Yuck!

jennipalmer · June 2014

@JStahl678‌ I don't think that is to bad of price. My gardener is $100 a month. He does come twice a month but my yard small.

[Deleted User] · June 2014

@Jstahl678 the only place my dog likes to throw up is on my jute rug or on my white rug :-??

redrocksmama · June 2014

jennipalmer said:

@JStahl678‌ I don't think that is to bad of price. My gardener is $100 a month. He does come twice a month but my yard small.

Considering our yard is a jungle, I thought that was a good price too. DH is so stubborn when it comes to the yard though. We have a huge yard but he will only use a push mower because a riding lawn mower is "too easy". Men can be ridiculous sometimes.

KMRR86 · June 2014

JStahl678 said:

jennipalmer said:

@JStahl678‌ I don't think that is to bad of price. My gardener is $100 a month. He does come twice a month but my yard small.

Considering our yard is a jungle, I thought that was a good price too. DH is so stubborn when it comes to the yard though. We have a huge yard but he will only use a push mower because a riding lawn mower is "too easy". Men can be ridiculous sometimes.

This sounds like $100 very well spent.

bobcee · June 2014

MRads said:

@bobcee‌ I hope you feel better ASAP! And that has to be very frustrating about Zs biting and mimicking, but it sounds really cute. Ben has continued his screaming at DC drop off. So, my goal today is to make drop off as quick as absolutely possible. I usually like to talk to the worker and any parent who is there for a few minutes, so I get to know them and so I can watch my kid play. I'm already sad that I'm going to miss out on that time with my kid and the DC community. Hopefully it makes drop off easier on him, though.

@MRads - that's part of the problem. It's so adorable and funny that I can't help but smile or laugh when he does it which just promotes the behavior.

ljs4117 · June 2014

casey78 said:

Morning, lovelies. I got conspiracied again last night. Dh was up choking on acid until 3:30 because he overindulged in pizza rolls while I was gone. Leah decided 5:12am was an appropriate time to eat and snuggle. She slept in my arms until I had to wake her at 6:45.
~O) she was so happy to wake up in my arms.

@eaglewife @simone711‌ This is the nursery tent we used for our beach trip : https://www.amazon.com/Schylling-Infant-UV-Play-Shade/dp/B0014I4TYA/ref=sr_1_7?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1401797621&sr=1-7&keywords=Nursery+tent

@casey78 mmmmmm pizza rollssssss

Asbromle said:

Asbromle said:

I just ran almost 3 miles with LO and the jogging stroller. That's the longest outside run I've been on since high school!

I'd like to add that I didn't run the whole 5k I did a couple weeks ago. It would've been practically impossible anyway... so.many.people. I'd rather donate to The Color Run and not actually run because it was pretty awful.

Have any of you all ever done a color run?

@asbromle - I haven't participated in the actual run part but one year I got to throw the powder stuff on people. It was fun... Even when the guy with a stroller called us sons of bitches because he didn't want color on him I guess?? Didn't even get the stroller... hmm..

KKinATX · June 2014

I am very jealous of @lizabethann06's awesome summer hours! I have such a hard time being motivated and focused during the summer. I work on a college campus and it's like a ghost town around here during the summer. I'm not in an academic area and our office is opened year round but the work does slow down quite a bit. That doesn't help with my motivation. Also, it doesn't help that by chance I've had several summers off in the past few years.

Summer 2010- unemployed

Summer 2011- maternity leave

Summer 2012- actually had to work- BOO!

Summer 2013- maternity leave

Summer 2014 through the rest of my life- actually have to work.

Waaaaa!

(

coco2787 · June 2014

My neighbor is mowing her lawn in short shorts, string bikini top, and with a cigarette dangling out of her mouth. So hawt.

jennipalmer · June 2014

My Groupon purchase has arrived but DH won't be home for week and half

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coco2787 · June 2014

mermomo5 said:

Cfreymc said:
My neighbor is mowing her lawn in short shorts, string bikini top, and with a cigarette dangling out of her mouth. So hawt.
Sexy? Lung cancer and skin cancer. Hope she wore sun screen and it's not flammable.

She does not look like she wears sunscreen if you KWIM.

[Deleted User] · June 2014

@Cfreymc I feel like you might be my aunts neighbor. She isn't the sunscreen wearing type either...

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EagleWife · June 2014

COmama1314 said:

Following the leader. No more dccornel.

Can I still call you Corny, though? @COmama1314?

KKinATX · June 2014

HannahAlex said:

Lunch with @lancomechica‌ was lovely. You should all be jealous.

I am!

EagleWife · June 2014

Audrey1787 said:

Last summer we did nothing with our yard except mow the weeds down. I swore that it was because I was pregnant and then had a newborn but this year its the same. Weeds everywhere! We learned that they can grow taller than our house if we let them and I would like to avoid that this year. I think I want to get some sort of weed whacker thing. I'm, never going to pull them but if I can keep them trimmed down to a manageable level I'll be ok with it. But then @JStahl678 is making me think I can pay someone... I hadn't considered that yet.

@Audrey1787 - taller than your house!? We need pictures of that

Have you considered a lawn service with weed control? Soo worth the money

gutsymama · June 2014

lwrightenator said:

mimi4347 said:
Up
I often need bananas in the MOTN, too. I am wondering, though, how did this habit start? I can't imagine giving Nate bananas at 3am, but maybe this is the secret to getting him to sleep that I am missing?

@lwrightenator‌ Saturday before bed L didn't want dinner and then puked - was up crying for an hour at 3a until we realized maybe he's hungry instead of his belly hurting. Ate half a pouch. Sunday, we didn't offer dinner solids because of puking and then when he was angry at 3a we figured he was probably hungry from missing dinner, and he ate a whole pouch and went to sleep. Last night we just offered a pouch bc that had been working, and he calmed down right away and ate the whole thing.

It's bananas because he's refusing pretty much all other purées these days. Picky baby is picky. At least he likes the high-cal ones!

[Deleted User] · June 2014

I'm prepping dinner now so I can go on a walk this evening. I want to win fitbit group this month

we give out such great prizes and what not!

EagleWife · June 2014

COmama1314 said:

@EagleWife‌ sure?

Yay! @COmama1314

jennipalmer · June 2014

@mermomo5‌ I am the kinky one in this relationship! I was thinking of blind folding him...he will usually play along with me. But if he knew of my bump review he would yank the wifi... FYI in case any of you meet my DH mums the word!

ashie624 · June 2014

On page 2 but @valstulas‌ I had a person call today and say she wants to get her cat neutered. I ask the cats name and she says "Molly...we thought he was a girl." lol

[Deleted User] · June 2014

Here is my bug At 11 months.

gutsymama · June 2014

@lwrightenator We have given little bits of puree at night before though - for awhile, L would wake up upset and would instantly calm down after Tylenol, much too quickly for the Tylenol to have actually kicked in. So we figured it was just getting a taste of something that was calming him and started giving him 5cc of fruit puree from a syringe and it worked the same way. Mentioned it at our next GI appt and came home with a scrip for infant Mylanta

[Deleted User] · June 2014

I've had the kitten thing happen to me, too. His name was Tina.

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