Monday Bitchfest

lrobi13 · June 2014

I think we are missing this today...let's hear what has got you all in a tizzy today!

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lrobi13 · June 2014

Besides waking up in the middle of the night only to fall asleep long enough for the alarm to immediately go off, the dog vomiting on the couch (thank goodness for washable couch blankets), being late for work, being super busy at work and having to leave early to get to a OB appointment I guess I can't complain much.

Except, I got some random e-mail (she only sent it to 4 of us) from a co-worker stating that her funny but dictator like husband is looking for a secretary. Yep, pretty sure that nobody wants to go into a job knowing that the guy is an asshole.

eta: words are hard too...

DaniGrace89 · June 2014

My sweet, usually well-behaved, 4 year old dog decided to ruin a door in my parent's house because he didn't want to be left alone there.

Now I have to replace a door this week rather than working on the nursery.

ashie0610 · June 2014

I lent our bassinet to a friend once DS grew out of it. Her DD is now 18 months so I asked for it back. I went to pick it up from her house this weekend and it was disgusting. She must have kept it uncovered in the garage or something. There were leaves, dead bugs, etc.

WHAT THE FUCK. How fucking rude can you be?

I thought I cooled down yesterday but clearly I have not yet.

jlabbe1123 · June 2014

Stupid car wouldn't start this morning. Had to wait an hour & a half for a jump ugh. Now I guess it's time for a new battery. Money seems to just be going up in smoke lately over here & I need it to stop now!

MrsL2B · June 2014

My dog is sick and racking up a painful vet bill and being a butthead about taking his pills. He's also not doing a very good job of communicating if he needs to go back to the vet today or if he can wait until his follow up appointment on Wednesday. One minute he seems perkier, the next minute he seems miserable.

My baby went straight from being unfeelable to kickboxing my stomach last night right after I fell asleep. So I spent my night constantly burping and feeling like I was going to throw up, and then of course I was too tired to get up early to go to the gym before work, so now my blood sugar is going to run a little high all day. Thanks, kid. It's not like I'm trying to keep my diabetes under control for your benefit or anything.

And I have to work 12-hour days today and Wednesday.

mcclan03 · June 2014

Okay this is from yesterday, but it carries over.

I ordered two croissants and a sugar brioche from my favorite bakery. The girl asked if she could put it all in one bag (they usually do two bags, to keep the sugar from getting all over the croissants). I said, no problem, but can you just wrap the brioche in some paper so it doesn't get on the other stuff? I say this super-nice and relaxed, because I truly gave not a shit.

She's makes this face and goes, "I can just put it in two different bags. It's not that big of a deal" and gives this incredulous laugh and kind of shakes her head like I'd just gone all ape-shit on her. I was like, um, okay, sounds good.

The only explanation is that a demon possessed my body for the five seconds I was speaking, and in fact I went insane while asking for some paper around my brioche.

Either that or she is someone who shouldn't work in retail, because she hates her job and is super-defensive, and thus enjoys making perfectly nice customers feel like they've overreacted or done something wrong whenever the opportunity arises.

I wish I'd responded, "Did I act like it was a big deal?," but of course, as always, that didn't occur to me until we'd already left.

In better news, both croissants and the brioche were soooooo delicious. Yes, I ate all three in one day. It was well worth the little snark fest.

bumpuser10309732 · June 2014

My @$$hole cat decided that since we closed the dog door all night (which we often do and he has a cat box in the basement) that for punishment - he would sh*t on the floor in the baby's room. Disgusting little beast!! Guhh

Shellysliv · June 2014

Had a horrible week last week and ended up working a ton of overtime this weekend my boss was being well lazy hence my over time this morning he was so nonchalant about his dickishness from the weekend just irritating

SusieBW · June 2014

My dryer died yesterday. It still blows hot air, but the tumbler doesn't turn. The washing machine also makes a sulfur smell whenever it's been running, and that's been the case for a while now.

I'm fairly certain I know the exact cause of both of these problems (the drain pipe is gross on the washer, and the dryer probably just needs a new belt or something), but because these machines are well over 10 years old (previous owners left them in our house because they were about 10 years old, and we moved in 6 years ago), I think we're just buying new ones.

This is bad because I thought we only needed a new washer, but now I'm going to have to spend more money on both, and I'm going to have to find time to make it happen this week. Also, because there is a whole load of clothes hanging all over my basement to dry now, and I can't even fluff them up in the dryer. They're going to smell like a cellar.

IrishHoney123 · June 2014

So tired of feeling tired! And headaches! And crazy packed weekends. Does everyone have to have a party for everything? Haha. Feeling grinchy.

meggiev123 · June 2014

We've started trying to slowly introduce the toilet to DD. Not going so well. Tonight I ended up with poop on my leg, a pile of poop on the floor along with a trail of it when she bolted for the other room, and poop in the bathtub from the clean-up. I'm thinking resigning ourselves to diapers for another year maybe isn't such a bad thing.

[Deleted User] · June 2014

Cantisa said:

A coworker told me I need more supportive bras because my boobs are "sagging" and "sitting on my baby bump." First of all, I am a nurse, This is a SPORTS BRA, and it's comfortable. Who the f am I impressing at work? The patients who are shitting on me?!? Second of all, how do your boobs not sit on your baby bump? Can anyone explain this. Third of all, I don't give a crap if my boobs are sagging. I'm having a kid. I have a lot of years for sagging ahead of me. Oh, that was a bitchfest right there lol thank god for this thread.

Whaaaat?! I can't believe someone would say that to you. How rude!

lrobi13 · June 2014

SSFC2014 said:

My ex husband and his father have gotten my son in on all their bad eating habits. He crying this morning because he can't have Doritos for breakfast. I wanted to go to my favorite bakery and get donuts but I told him we'd only do that if he are his raspberries. Well he won't so We aren't getting donuts.

That is a bummer. Poor kid missed out on donuts over doritos? Bad call on his part!

meggiev123 said:

We've started trying to slowly introduce the toilet to DD. Not going so well. Tonight I ended up with poop on my leg, a pile of poop on the floor along with a trail of it when she bolted for the other room, and poop in the bathtub from the clean-up. I'm thinking resigning ourselves to diapers for another year maybe isn't such a bad thing.

Yikes! That is a whole bunch of poop!

SusieBW said:

My dryer died yesterday. It still blows hot air, but the tumbler doesn't turn. The washing machine also makes a sulfur smell whenever it's been running, and that's been the case for a while now.

I'm fairly certain I know the exact cause of both of these problems (the drain pipe is gross on the washer, and the dryer probably just needs a new belt or something), but because these machines are well over 10 years old (previous owners left them in our house because they were about 10 years old, and we moved in 6 years ago), I think we're just buying new ones.

This is bad because I thought we only needed a new washer, but now I'm going to have to spend more money on both, and I'm going to have to find time to make it happen this week. Also, because there is a whole load of clothes hanging all over my basement to dry now, and I can't even fluff them up in the dryer. They're going to smell like a cellar.

That is terrible. Those are very important things in my household. Hope you find a sweet deal on some new ones.

MorganWP · June 2014

Cantisa said:

A coworker told me I need more supportive bras because my boobs are "sagging" and "sitting on my baby bump." First of all, I am a nurse, This is a SPORTS BRA, and it's comfortable. Who the f am I impressing at work? The patients who are shitting on me?!? Second of all, how do your boobs not sit on your baby bump? Can anyone explain this. Third of all, I don't give a crap if my boobs are sagging. I'm having a kid. I have a lot of years for sagging ahead of me. Oh, that was a bitchfest right there lol thank god for this thread.

Wow.... Rude. Also, I could wear my most supportive bra and it still wouldn't make a difference, especially when I'm sitting, they rest on or touch my bump.

My bitchfest: I just want to take a shower that is hotter than lukewarm and has more pressure than mist. Our water heater is the worst, forget about doing laundry and taking a shower on the same day. Also, the tub faucet is broken or the pipe to the shower head is clogged or broken or something because we're losing all the water out of faucet so any hot water that we do have is going down the drain and we have no pressure in the shower head. Ugh. My SO's parents still own the house and he talked to them about it yesterday but who knows when it'll actually get fixed. I love SO's dad but he is the king of putting things off.

lrobi13 · June 2014

Cantisa said:
I have another bitch. When telling my MIL that we were thinking of naming baby Gabriella but we were going to call her Ella she stated "I will call her whatever I want I'm calling her Gabby!" Like a huge bitch after I the MOTHER already said I don't want to call her that. :-L

ETA: I'm in rare form today lol

My paternal grandma called me Charlie for for every. My actual name is Holly. People are going to give your kid nicknames you won't like. I never answered to it so it didn't stick. As long as no one else calls her that she probably won't use it for long.

ohioloveyou · June 2014

My only bitch is that I went to edit my siggy for the June challenge and somehow when I hit "save" it deleted all of it. So I had to go back and recreate my tickers, etc. Such a PITA.

Sockgnome78 · June 2014

DH is getting mad that I keep sleeping on the couch. My shoulders hurt when I lay on my side in bed. So I come to the couch to get comfy.
I am going to ask the OB about it on Friday and see what she suggested. Otherwise I may have an angry H and be sleeping on the couch for the next 5 months.
Also who told my back that it is okay to hurt so bad yesterday that I could hardly move. Let alone sit comfortably. Now today I am okay. Taking it easy but need to find a Chiropractor quick.

Syllessa · June 2014

I'm sure my bitch makes me a judgmental bitch, but I don't care.

FI's cousin and his g/f have just announced they are expecting. After we announced, she demanded that they start trying right away. These people should never ever breed together (or maybe at all) but the g/f decided a new baby fixes everything.

They live next door (half a mile away) and can be heard screaming at each other most days of the week. Several fights have taken place in the yard, where we've seen/heard one or both of them threatening suicide if the other doesn't do exactly as they say. Vehicle windows have been smashed, and both f them have come away from fights with black eyes. Both have taken a few trips to jail over these fights. They already have one 3yr old and CPS has been called a few times, with the child being removed for 3 moths the last time. There are drugs and alcohol involved.

My heart breaks for the baby they already have and for the one on it's way.

MorganWP · June 2014

Syllessa said:
I'm sure my bitch makes me a judgmental bitch, but I don't care.
FI's cousin and his g/f have just announced they are expecting. After we announced, she demanded that they start trying right away. These people should never ever breed together (or maybe at all) but the g/f decided a new baby fixes everything.
They live next door (half a mile away) and can be heard screaming at each other most days of the week. Several fights have taken place in the yard, where we've seen/heard one or both of them threatening suicide if the other doesn't do exactly as they say. Vehicle windows have been smashed, and both f them have come away from fights with black eyes. Both have taken a few trips to jail over these fights. They already have one 3yr old and CPS has been called a few times, with the child being removed for 3 moths the last time. There are drugs and alcohol involved.
My heart breaks for the baby they already have and for the one on it's way.

Judge away. I'll join in.

lrobi13 · June 2014

Sockgnome78 said:
DH is getting mad that I keep sleeping on the couch. My shoulders hurt when I lay on my side in bed. So I come to the couch to get comfy.
I am going to ask the OB about it on Friday and see what she suggested. Otherwise I may have an angry H and be sleeping on the couch for the next 5 months.
Also who told my back that it is okay to hurt so bad yesterday that I could hardly move. Let alone sit comfortably. Now today I am okay. Taking it easy but need to find a Chiropractor quick.

I talked to my OB today about sleeping positions. She said i could sleep on my back with pillows under my legs for now.

Sorry about you back, mine hurt so bad a Saturday. I was almost crying it hurt so bad.

Sockgnome78 · June 2014

@lrobi13‌ I was that way last might. Talked about going to the ER at one point. And then remembered that I would be uncomfortable for hours on end. So just Tylenol and rest.

MrMrsandBaby · June 2014

My OB put me on pelvic rest for a month. Second trimester sex was pretty awesome and now it's over. Boo.

haboobjob · June 2014

In the middle of a huge deadline at work, I had to deal with a situation with an employee throwing a fit during the middle of the workday. People have been excusing her behavior because she's pregnant but *I'm sorry* pregnancy doesn't give you a complete right to be a dick to everyone, especially not at work.Then two seconds later she posts on Facebook "I LOVE being pregnant" or something like that. I would probably let it pass if this is a weekly occurrence. We are all keeping it together for the sake of being professional, why can't she?

BreandMikewedding · June 2014

lrobi13 said:

Cantisa said:
I have another bitch. When telling my MIL that we were thinking of naming baby Gabriella but we were going to call her Ella she stated "I will call her whatever I want I'm calling her Gabby!" Like a huge bitch after I the MOTHER already said I don't want to call her that. :-L

ETA: I'm in rare form today lol
My paternal grandma called me Charlie for for every. My actual name is Holly. People are going to give your kid nicknames you won't like. I never answered to it so it didn't stick. As long as no one else calls her that she probably won't use it for long.

Lol. My grandma called me brenna instead of breanna my whole life. She also called my cousin Christian instead of Kristen. I thought she just couldn't say our names but found out when I was 21 that she thought that was my name all along.

BreandMikewedding · June 2014

Syllessa said:
I'm sure my bitch makes me a judgmental bitch, but I don't care.
FI's cousin and his g/f have just announced they are expecting. After we announced, she demanded that they start trying right away. These people should never ever breed together (or maybe at all) but the g/f decided a new baby fixes everything.
They live next door (half a mile away) and can be heard screaming at each other most days of the week. Several fights have taken place in the yard, where we've seen/heard one or both of them threatening suicide if the other doesn't do exactly as they say. Vehicle windows have been smashed, and both f them have come away from fights with black eyes. Both have taken a few trips to jail over these fights. They already have one 3yr old and CPS has been called a few times, with the child being removed for 3 moths the last time. There are drugs and alcohol involved.
My heart breaks for the baby they already have and for the one on it's way.

Those poor kids! This totally makes me a bitch, but I wish people like that struggled to get pregnant instead of people who would make good parents.

Based on many of your posts I think your fi's family is all a bit crazy and maybe you guys should move out of state to get away from them!

bumpuser10309732 · June 2014

Syllessa said:

I'm sure my bitch makes me a judgmental bitch, but I don't care.
FI's cousin and his g/f have just announced they are expecting. After we announced, she demanded that they start trying right away. These people should never ever breed together (or maybe at all) but the g/f decided a new baby fixes everything.
They live next door (half a mile away) and can be heard screaming at each other most days of the week. Several fights have taken place in the yard, where we've seen/heard one or both of them threatening suicide if the other doesn't do exactly as they say. Vehicle windows have been smashed, and both f them have come away from fights with black eyes. Both have taken a few trips to jail over these fights. They already have one 3yr old and CPS has been called a few times, with the child being removed for 3 moths the last time. There are drugs and alcohol involved.
My heart breaks for the baby they already have and for the one on it's way.

Ugh! Disgusting!!

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