WTF Wednesday

missnacholover · May 2014

Let's hear em!

missnacholover · May 2014

WTF - WHY am I in this meeting? What a waste of my time.

mamatohne · May 2014

At alarm clock- you are playing tricks on me and fast forwarding your self at night! I'm way too tired and it can't be 7 just yet!

musicalmommy3 · May 2014

WTF DH what makes you think I want to wake up at 6:30am when I don't have to be up til 8am this morning! Answering a work call in bed is so not cool.

Oh and saying 'you really aren't a morning person are you?' doesn't really sit well with me either!

brooklyngirl18 · May 2014

WTF boss! you are riding my ass today. chill the fuck out.

nonoemily · May 2014

FhSTAR81 said:
WTF DD why did you get up so early??? At 5 this morning she yells "mom, mom, mom, look the suns up!! Let's get up!!"

That was my DS yesterday. Today he slept til 6. Still too early for me.

Maelara · May 2014

WTF DD. This whole, lets cry when mom starts walking away thing is getting old. Fast. You have plenty of toys to play with. Let mommy get a drink!

NLJ82 · May 2014

WTF IRS...I have proof that I made a payment...don't send me bills for something you've already cashed.

WTF Car...Why must you die.

sweetbabyrahe · May 2014

WTF self...why did you stay up later than you should last night watching 19 kids and counting...it's not even a show you regularly watch or enjoy...just got sucked in.

cindyNmark2010 · May 2014

WTF Coworker!!! Clipping your fingernails at your desk is flipping gross. I already want to puke today, why make it worse?!?!

missnacholover · May 2014

cindyNmark2010 said:

WTF Coworker!!! Clipping your fingernails at your desk is flipping gross. I already want to puke today, why make it worse?!?!

HEARD THAT. I used to sit next to someone who would clip his nails like 2x/week. NASTY.
Go to the bathroom to do that shit.

TeeJ526 · May 2014

Wicked22 said:

cindyNmark2010 said:

WTF Coworker!!! Clipping your fingernails at your desk is flipping gross. I already want to puke today, why make it worse?!?!
Sorry but I totally do this, only when it's a chipped nail though. It will drive me bat shit crazy all day if I don't fix it.

A chipped nail is one thing. My boss practically gives himself a manicure in the cubicle behind me every Thursday. I'm very close to flipping out on him.

Kristy774 · May 2014

Wtf self? Why is it that you have a very serious aversion to cleaning and cooking now that your KU? You are not a princess and you can not eat out every single meal (like you've been doing) and hire a house cleaner when you don't work and only have one kid at home with you all day and the other kid only 1/2 the time. DH hasn't said a word but you've got it coming to you if you keep up this behavior. Get it together.

Jpinky9 · May 2014

WTF hockey!!! That game last night was way too intense and on too late!!!

WTF bladder, I get up to relieve you at 4:15 and was unable to fall back asleep!!

LongIslandMama1114 · May 2014

WTF self? You didn't want to wait until July 2nd for the anatomy scan so you make an appointment for today to have an elective done and now all you can do is freak out to the point of giving yourself a belly ache? Which, by the way, is NOT a good thing to have when you've been so constipated that you bled the other night.

My butt hurts. No pun intended.

mander82 · May 2014

WTF stomach.....I just fed you, you feel like a stretched canvas.....stop growling at me for more food.

WTF DH's work schedule, I am trying to pick a weekend for the baby shower and your work schedule is NOT cooperating! Either I am going to be sitting on a mountain of baby stuff for 2 months waiting for baby to get here, or I am going to be writing thank you cards after the baby is born.

WTF backne.......I have more zits on my back right now, than I have had all over my body in my entire life. So. Fucking. Nasty.

ejpetey · May 2014

WTF ACNE? It's bad enough you've continued to linger here and there since my teenage years but now you're invading my face, neck and chest-- not cool! I thought we were supposed to GLOW and have great skin!

mander82 · May 2014

WTF stomach stretching pains....you hurt. Go away. I ate a small nectarine and a small salad...it feels like I ate 5 double cheeseburgers

cindyNmark2010 · May 2014

Wicked22 said:

cindyNmark2010 said:

WTF Coworker!!! Clipping your fingernails at your desk is flipping gross. I already want to puke today, why make it worse?!?!
Sorry but I totally do this, only when it's a chipped nail though. It will drive me bat shit crazy all day if I don't fix it.

I have a mani kit here and I'll fix a chip so it doesn't snag, this dude pulls out his chair, spreads eagle with the trash can between his legs, slouches over and full on clips away. And sometimes when he slouches he squeaks out some gas.....and I sit behind him. That's my bonus. WTF Coworker...go to the bathroom to fart!!!

TeeJ526 · May 2014

Why do my WTFs always end up being about my job?

WTF boss? Why are you asking me where am I going to deliver because you want to make sure I'm thinking about these things? And why are you pestering me about baby names? Saying things like, "Since you're having a girl, how am I supposed to name the baby after me?" Then saying, "Well, as long as it begins with a "H", I'll be happy." Just great... Considering the name on the top of our list is Hannah.

::goes in a corner to mumble to myself::

lizzielu82 · May 2014

WTF to my bloat. I'm trying to wait another month before telling work and you are making it hard to do that. Plus you just make me look so awkward and chubby!

DoubleUp8 · May 2014

SarahMaureenF said:

WTF, self? Did you actually order a "reeses mcflurry with extra topping and can you squirt hot fudge in the middle?" in the McDonald's drive through last night?

Yes, yes you did.

WTF, self? Why didn't you think of this?!?!

maebee87 · May 2014

WTF to the nurses at my doctors office, first they messed up my blood pressure and then I was poked with a needle three times before they were able to draw blood. Not impressed.

SummerB0607 · May 2014

Wtf dog...why do you bark at everyone BUT the pizza delivery guy trying to sneak a peek down my shirt???

MrsC430 · May 2014

WTF Kardashians. You're a bunch of useless assholes that need to go away. So over the Kim/Kanye wedding updates... IDGAF. End rant.

dr_pr · May 2014

DoubleUp8 said:

SarahMaureenF said:

WTF, self? Did you actually order a "reeses mcflurry with extra topping and can you squirt hot fudge in the middle?" in the McDonald's drive through last night?

Yes, yes you did.

WTF, self? Why didn't you think of this?!?!

I agree--this sounds amazing!

WTF, DD's daycare? You know she's coming in 5 days a week starting next week (because I've reminded you via e-mail and in person 5 times now), but the automatic withdrawal system only charges us for 4 days next week? I wouldn't be so mad, but when they moved her to a different room, they were overcharging us for 3 months before someone noticed. I don't want to be undercharged for 3 months and then have to pay a huge lump sum! Hire an accountant, and get your act together!

SugarSnap83 · May 2014

AeandJb said:

Wtf self? Good job planning ahead and taking the frozen chicken out of the freezer. Too bad it was frozen sugar cookie dough. Ahhhh. They are both in ziplock freezer bags and looked the same

Your dinner just got a lot more tasty!

Kehlepop · May 2014

Wtf Coworker? You can't tell our vendor rep that their logo looks like a 69! Who does that?!

moonladymae · May 2014

WTF self?!? Why are you so damn picky about food right now? Can't you at least want healthy food? All you can stand to eat right now is cheese and carbs? I need veggies and meats!

TeeJ526 · May 2014

MrsC430 said:
WTF Kardashians. You're a bunch of useless assholes that need to go away. So over the Kim/Kanye wedding updates... IDGAF. End rant.

YES!!!! I want to love tit this over and over again.

TeeJ526 · May 2014

Ah, I have another...

WTF fuckity fuck is up with my boss today? Why did he just brush his teeth at his desk. I wish I were making this up. I'm leaving for the day. I can't handle this anymore.

mockingjay1 · May 2014

NinerGirl52 said:

WTF self - pickles are not to be eaten by the jarful, seriously, stop!

Now I want pickles!!

simplysins · May 2014

WTF co-workers, you are grown stop telling lies.

PandaCon · May 2014

WTF Neighbor dude:

You never mow your yard or weed whip the fence...EVER. Why oh why do you choose 9:00 on a Wednesday night to do both! Don't you realize that people have kids that go to bed. Windows are wide open and you keep waking up DS! Tonight will be a long night trying to get him to stay asleep now.

Seriosly.

kkewhitney · May 2014

WTF self?? Take care of yourself and little one! You can't black out at work behind the cash desk. Good there were no customers. Good thing your body has some instincts and twisted so you fell on your butt not your belly. Now you have a sore ass. Wtf never fainted before!

missnacholover · May 2014

*special Thursday Addition*

WTF is up with all these articles about Grandma Showers and saying that they are OK??? I saw one on the Today Show website and yahoo. Not cool. They are not OK and if my MIL gets wind of this now being a "thing" it will just be a bad, bad situation.

Kristy774 · May 2014

missnacholover said:
*special Thursday Addition*

WTF is up with all these articles about Grandma Showers and saying that they are OK??? I saw one on the Today Show website and yahoo. Not cool. They are not OK and if my MIL gets wind of this now being a "thing" it will just be a bad, bad situation.

Uhhhh yea, I totally agree.

missnacholover · May 2014

Kllopez1221 said:

*special Thursday Addition*

WTF is up with all these articles about Grandma Showers and saying that they are OK??? I saw one on the Today Show website and yahoo. Not cool. They are not OK and if my MIL gets wind of this now being a "thing" it will just be a bad, bad situation.
Uhhhh yea, I totally agree.
My mom went to one of these about a month ago. WTF indeed.

I just can't. I don't see the point.

If my parents or ILs were going to watch our baby as our daycare, I would either register for some of the stuff they would need or I'd provide them with what they would need. I can understand a group of girlfriends taking a grandma to be out to lunch or something but buying her things like strollers or diapers is just over the top, IMO.

lisaren · May 2014

My Mil had one for our first daughter and it was actually kinda cute.

emoxymoose · May 2014

WTF people on craigslist? No one is going to give you 80% retail value for your USED baby stuff. We're on here trying to be thrifty, 50% or less or you can keep it. Also, post a decent picture and clean it before you try to unload it on people.

Edit: Little boys think keyboards are fun too.

LongIslandMama1114 · May 2014

I've never even heard of them before but my mom hates people in general so she definitely wouldn't want that kind of attention

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