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valstulas · May 2014

mermomo5 said:
@valstulas is currently helping me find yellow shoes.. I'm going to hire her to be my personal shopper.

I'm just really passionate about the color yellow.

valstulas · May 2014

lizabethann06 said:
This morning I met up with the mom of premie twins that I had donated 2000 oz of breastmilk to over the first few months of Brynne's life. I gave her 800 more oz which is all I want to spare to make sure Brynne still gets one or two bottles of breastmilk a day until 18 months (after we wean at 12 months.)

The twins are doing so well. I am so happy that we were able to help, even if only for a few months. She started crying as she thanked me which of course made me cry.

Brynne let out a huge fart that resembled an elephant sneezing which made us stop crying and laugh instead.

I fought for every oz with Jack so have felt really lucky to have an oversupply this time around. So mamas who struggled with supply with their first, that doesn't mean you will next time around. >:D<

You truly have a heart of gold.

valstulas · May 2014

The cat just jumped off the counter and landed, claws out, on my back. :-t

[Deleted User] · May 2014

And the above comment of mine was supposed to be aimed @ramy3695 .

[Deleted User] · May 2014

Guess who will never go grocery shopping with their SO ever again?????

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KMRR86 · May 2014

Asbromle said:

Guess who will never go grocery shopping with their SO ever again????? <------ </div>

Omg. I stopped grocery shopping with dh years ago. It was the most irritating experience and I'd just get rages. Lol

Lelo2006 · May 2014

@lizabethann06‌, looks like Brynne diffuses situations with comedy too, just like mama

lancomechica · May 2014

livvyx said:
I felt incomplete yesterday because I didn't participate in anything or even open the spam thread. But I am sick and couldn't even. Hi everyone!

I thought we felt a little off. Feel better!

@Asbromle‌ I prefer grocery shopping with LO compared to husband :-/ he is hard to shop with. I can't put my finger on it...but we just have very different styles of grocery shopping.

@lizabethann06‌ that is effing awesome and I hope my second time around I will not cry with drops and will have extra to share

Clyde013 · May 2014

Well I thought we would spend the day in after spending all day in nyc yesterday. Nope we went to New Hope and walked around there all day. Eva has some personality. She waves and yells hi to everyone. She also points at people and laughs. Today all the bikers were out in new hope and she was waving to all the guys and chicks on their Harley's. It was hilarious. She's an aw.

fabk · May 2014

@asbromle does he spend three times the amount of money that you usually spend on groceries? Because mh does.

coco2787 · May 2014

My husband just buys snacks and drinks when I bring him to the grocery store. Never anything with which to put together a meal.

Lelo2006 · May 2014

KMRR86 said:

Asbromle said:

Guess who will never go grocery shopping with their SO ever again?????

<------ </div>

Omg. I stopped grocery shopping with dh years ago. It was the most irritating experience and I'd just get rages. Lol

Dh is so disorganized! He zig zags all over the store! It drives me nuts.

[Deleted User] · May 2014

So what I thought was teething is actually a stomach bug. I thought I was getting it again too. Turns out it was the milk I had in my cereal this morning. It expired a WEEK ago.

Clyde013 · May 2014

DH and I usually shop together since it ends up being part of an errand day. He always wants something not on my list and I get irritated because it's always something expensive and not good for either of us. Sometimes he gets it sometimes he doesn't. I'll take the company over going alone usually.

KMRR86 · May 2014

missymr said:
DH came shopping with me today. It had been awhile.

It was like having an eight year old with me.

" can we get this? What about this? Ooh Jslanese soda. Cool. Oh look these cookies are from the Phillipines. We should try them."

Argh.

Now I know why I shop with just LO during the week when DH is at work.

If he goes alone he comes home with a bunch of junk because it was. "On sale."

I laughed at this. I feel ya. When dh shops he gets everything except what we need. Lol.

grapeskittles4lyfe · May 2014

@casey78 after the glowing review your LO gave corn on the cob I tried giving Feli some for dinner tonight.

It was not a hit. She would take a tentative bite every time after seeing me enthusiastically nomming on it, but that was as far as it went.

I'll just add that to the list of things she doesn't like (so far: banana and mango. I can't believe she's my child).

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lancomechica · May 2014

Husband is at dads night, V is sleeping and I am working on my presentation watching hours of biographical stuff on Freddie Mercury. What an interesting man that we lost way too soon. Unfortunately we didn't know him well enough since he was a very private person but piecing together what is out there is so fascinating. I had Queens record single of "Another One Bites the Dust" and what ever was on the B side...I hope I still have it somewhere at my parents house.

Listening to his voice is such a pleasure.

jennipalmer · May 2014

@robynloureed‌ he just got back yard nookie... Geez greedy!

valstulas · May 2014

maryannespier said:

valstulas said:
The cat just jumped off the counter and landed, claws out, on my back. :-t
You have such a nasty pussy.

Oh, come now. My pussy is playful and overly enthusiastic. Not nasty.

equinus · May 2014

somerandomchick said:

Curtis and I just got into the "I HAVE NEEDS!!!!!!!!!!" Argument. Apparently I don't put out enough. /:) :-@
Maybe you should introduce him to this thing called the Internet, and also his right hand.

Anyone seen Avenue Q? The Internet is for Porn:

https://youtu.be/kV7ou6pl5wU

equinus · May 2014

I am a terrible shopper and always stray from my list, my husband is very good at getting what's on the list, although he is terrible at picking out fruits and veggies. DH is trying to teach our three year old how to play video games. He downloaded this Mickey Mouse video game , in it an evil witch named Miserabelle takes Minnie and you have to save her. So far she is mostly interested in the little video at the beginning of the game. Sorry about my iPad formatting.

theuntaggablek · May 2014

Mamasighs said:

Muirmaid said:
I grocery shop like all of your husbands. $:\$ ">

DH comes home with exactly what was on the list. I come home with everything on the list except two things that I forgot, plus popcorn, Cheez-its, and Cherry Coke.
This is me also. But I hate having a list. Too limiting. I wander around the store and read the backs of things, sample stuff, etc. super annoying to grocery shop with me.

Well my dh puts cheezits, cherry coke, and popcorn on our list and makes me look like I have no sense of nutrition. I am slower than us as a team...we used to have grocery dates when we would split our list and set time limits for each section.

My dad is a crazy grocery shopper. He would buy 3 brands of something and set up a blind taste test when he got home.

KateJuly2013 · May 2014

lizabethann06 said:
This morning I met up with the mom of premie twins that I had donated 2000 oz of breastmilk to over the first few months of Brynne's life. I gave her 800 more oz which is all I want to spare to make sure Brynne still gets one or two bottles of breastmilk a day until 18 months (after we wean at 12 months.)

The twins are doing so well. I am so happy that we were able to help, even if only for a few months. She started crying as she thanked me which of course made me cry.

Brynne let out a huge fart that resembled an elephant sneezing which made us stop crying and laugh instead.

I fought for every oz with Jack so have felt really lucky to have an oversupply this time around. So mamas who struggled with supply with their first, that doesn't mean you will next time around. >:D<

You are awesome for donating so much BM! Also, it is so reassuring to hear how huge your supply was with the second babe.

KateJuly2013 · May 2014

robynloureed said:
Curtis and I just got into the "I HAVE NEEDS!!!!!!!!!!" Argument. Apparently I don't put out enough. /:) :-@

I hate that talk. Men are so dumb sometimes. Its kind of scary. There are so many of them in positions of power...
:-??

theuntaggablek · May 2014

Count me in with the section-organized list and items- on belt sorters. I hate shopping with random lists.

I also write my lists on the back of old envelopes so I can put the coupons inside.

sparkymcgeee · May 2014

NKaeding said:

I am incredibly anal about grocery shopping. I not only use a list, but I organize my list by areas in the store. It saves on back tracking. DH is also a list shopper and his big sticking point is how you put things on the belt at checkout and therefore bag it.

You have to put everything on the conveyor belt correctly! You can't just put things up there willy nilly. There needs to be an order because then it's bagged almost correctly. There is still an imbecile bagging so I can't control all of the stupid bagging mistakes but correct belt placement is the first step in assuring said order.

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heyhaylee · May 2014

Also I'm on team put on the belt organized.

Hope everyone is having a great weekend
>:D< to those that need it and ~O) as well! Sorry I don't have time to name everyone!! Have a great night!

grapeskittles4lyfe · May 2014

maryannespier said:

FUCK FIREWORKS. FUCK THEM. (This vulgarity brought to you by wakeup #4 and my dumbass inconsiderate neighbors.)

Are they even allowed to light them? Don't you need special permission to light fireworks?

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[Deleted User] · May 2014

@somerandomchick‌ Qtips? Ear cleaning supplies?

I'm just cruious what ear cleaning supplies you picked up

KKinATX · May 2014

NKaeding said:
@KKinATX‌ come over for a cookout along with @etoille, @lancomechica‌ and @Stina2012‌.

Lillie and Jamey are even cuter in person. And KK is great, too!

Aww you love me! We had a lot of fun and J was still taking about the pool at bedtime. It was great having so many J13 babies in one place! It only took about 20 minutes to get home which was much better than the 1.5 hours on the way in.

I felt like seeing Pants in the flesh was like meeting a celebrity. He's real you guys! And @etoille‌ is hilarious, straight shooting and fabulous. @lancomechica‌ is just as gorgeous and smart in person as you all imagined. @Stina2012 is super cool and her Riley is so cute and quite the daredevil!

Thanks for hosting @NKaeding‌!

Stacey099 · May 2014

Screaming bloody murder for the last hour. I was just about to put him in his crib to walk away when he stopped. I really hate that DH is never home at night to help

summerchild · May 2014

Lelo2006 said:
My babysitter who never showed up just applied to my nanny job post. Idiot!!!!!!!!

@Clyde013‌, James doesn't hold his bottle either.

Clearly she is alive and well! Wtf?!

grapeskittles4lyfe · May 2014

Lelo2006 said:

My babysitter who never showed up just applied to my nanny job post. Idiot!!!!!!!! @Clyde013‌, James doesn't hold his bottle either.

You need to have her come over for an interview and then say something like

"You know, your name seems familiar - I once scheduled an interview for a babysitting job and the lady never even showed up, let alone cancel the meeting. I can't believe the gall of some people. That just screams flaky and unreliable, doesn't it?"

But then again that's just a waste of your time you could spend doing fun stuff

Lelo2006 · May 2014

amparo1981 said:

Lelo2006 said:

My babysitter who never showed up just applied to my nanny job post. Idiot!!!!!!!!

@Clyde013‌, James doesn't hold his bottle either.

You need to have her come over for an interview and then say something like

"You know, your name seems familiar - I once scheduled an interview for a babysitting job and the lady never even showed up, let alone cancel the meeting. I can't believe the gall of some people. That just screams flaky and unreliable, doesn't it?"

But then again that's just a waste of your time you could spend doing fun stuff

I actually did have an interview with her! The first time she was supposed to babysit james, she never showed up!

coco2787 · May 2014

After reading @ramy3695‌ PSA I'm getting really annoyed at most of the Memorial Day related FB statuses. I never noticed before how many people really don't know what the day is about.

ETA: except the very bitter former Iraq war veteran wishing everyone a happy dead soldiers day

coco2787 · May 2014

Oops wrong spam thread. Oh well.

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