Eviction Sex

pistolpackinmomma · May 2014

RedInLove said:
We wish. My DH works OOT and won't be home again until I go into labor.

Same here. Well we get from around 9 or 10 Saturday night until around 8 or 9 Sunday morning with him but I plan on sleeping during that time. Other than that he'll be home for my RCS.

Mwyld · May 2014

A huge waste of uncomfortable, unsexy time.

amberlowe08 · May 2014

We had a go at it this morning. It's for sure a chore these days that neither one of us is into. Let's hope it helps move things along.

bridetobe9132013 · May 2014

For those of you who have had sex put them into labor, did contractions start right away? I did it tonight (uncomfortable) and im super crampy. My doctor told me on monday that she would be surprised if I made it to my due date, which is sunday (I know she has no way of knowing 100%) so im hoping my body is ready enough. Im just curious of other experiences

jjones59 · May 2014

We've tried twice and I'm still pregnant, maybe third time will be the charm.....sometime when I feel up to it.

bridetobe9132013 · May 2014

Did you have a lot of cramping afterward?

EmilyGolden1 · May 2014

I had lots of cramping that night and next morning--- but no baby yet. try to relax and get some rest tonight.

bridetobe9132013 · May 2014

Ok good to know! At least my body is doing something even if its not early labor

KBowen715 · May 2014

Update:

My last ditch effort led me to sex after an acupressure massage. 1 hour later- water broke! Maybe a coincidence, but worth mentioning.

bridetobe9132013 · May 2014

Omg that would be fabulous right now!!!

bridetobe9132013 · May 2014

I have a lot of cramping and I have pain that wraps around my lower back and hips but its not timeable so we shall see if it turns into anything.

gutsysneakers · May 2014

I've has sex three times in the past week. Lots of cramping in my abdomen and lower back. Nothing timeable but lasted for hours. I'm still pregnant.

bridetobe9132013 · May 2014

I think a man made this up! It doesn't seem to really work for anyone

amberlowe08 · May 2014

Apparently my OHs spermies are excellent for putting a bun in the oven, but not so excellent for getting it out. Eviction sex is not working for us. Today when we were doing the deed I was trying not to laugh, and he was just trying to finish. It's gotten ridiculous. I hope one day we are sexy again, lol.

bridetobe9132013 · May 2014

I was thinking the same thing lol I was joking that i wanted it to put her in there and now I want it to get her out

amberlowe08 · May 2014

MK1013 said:

amberlowe08 said:
Apparently my OHs spermies are excellent for putting a bun in the oven, but not so excellent for getting it out. Eviction sex is not working for us. Today when we were doing the deed I was trying not to laugh, and he was just trying to finish. It's gotten ridiculous. I hope one day we are sexy again, lol.
That's us, exactly. Today all I kept thinking was, "Ouch. Ow. Hurry up. Is this over yet.." Poor DH.

YES!! I told him he's totally allowed to use images from his spank bank if he must. Just get in and get out. Haha.

jjones59 · May 2014

Each time we tried the day afterwards I felt incredibly lousy, crampy and lots of contractions but it did a whole lot of nothing as I am still pregnant.

bridetobe9132013 · May 2014

The pain that wraps around my lower back and hips is getting worse and stops and starts again so im crossing my fingers.

Stess22 · May 2014

I'm trading eviction sex for a foot rub... DH hates feet - he doesn't know this is hopefully a win win for me ... We will see how this goes ....

bridetobe9132013 · May 2014

@Stess22 I think ill be doing that from now on! We tried again a few hours ago and this back and hip pain is almost unbearable.

dlallain · May 2014

Tried and failed!!! Hubby said it was loose.....

NorthernGal248 · May 2014

4 times! We went FOUR times within 24 hours this past Saturday!! Do I have a baby in my arms? Nope.

sws684 · May 2014

Been humpin' along entire pregnancy.... Annnnd NADA! Yesterday was my due date!

ellie7620 · May 2014

I think we're going to give it a try tonight as I'm scheduled to be induced tomorrow - I'm 41 + 1 - soooo ready to get this show on the road. I'm sure it will be hilarious and who knows if it will work. My poor hubby hasn't had any action in a LOOONG time - but luckily he's a good sport. Here's hoping it works! haha.

fyafighterwife86 · May 2014

That was single handedly, the most uncomfortable sex I've EVER had in my life. In fact, I'm actually looking forward to my 6 week break because I never want to experience that discomfort again.

DWIQUEEN · May 2014

Sex seems to be everyone's #1 advice to get the baby out. And when I say it doesn't work, the response is: you are not doing it enough. So annoying!!!!

hanafan36 · May 2014

We hit 40 weeks today, and sex has at least given me consistent-ish contractions (as in, all day contractions).

TMI ahead.

The only thing I found as far as enjoying is that DH and I had to sit down and talk about what feels good to me right now. He has to go a lot slower and sometimes he has to just talk to me while I finish myself off. But it's still fun, especially if we take our time on the foreplay and make out like high schoolers.

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Jillzy86 · May 2014

I was afraid that sex would put my into labor before LO was ready. Of course my DH convinced me other wise. No baby and no contractions. Sex must be an an OW tail since it hasn't worked for the majority of us. It did help with my head ach though

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