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fancynewbeesly · May 2014

For Reese's small party. No one will notice one or ten missing right?

Lolapop29 · May 2014

Can I put my intro here so I don't have to make a thread? Okay I will.

I've posted a couple times on here but not really much.

I have 2 boys 10YO and 1 YO, I started staying home after DS2 was born.

I like sherlock, have no opinion on soft pants, and I drink a lot of wine.

Please don't feel like you need to welcome me, I just wanted to intro so I don't feel as weird commenting on things.

vandelay · May 2014

Happy anniversary, @humptydance‌!

And hi and welcome, @Lolapop29‌!

MrsT0514 · May 2014

Happy anniversary, @humptydance‌ !

Our 3rd wedding anniversary was this past Wednesday. And dont feel bad....we didnt do a damn thing besides exchange cards and have grilled hot dogs with Cole slaw for dinner, ha. Klassy.

MrsT0514 · May 2014

Its effing gorgeous outside and I've been sitting on my ass in the house all day. Wtf is wrong with me?

Also...I'm feeling pretty frustrated bc I'd really love to get into gardening more, but it seems like I will never get the hang of it. I mean, I can dig a hole and plant a shrub no problem, but its the cutting back/trimming/deadheading/pruning part that is really complicated and overwhelming to me. I have no fucking clue what I'm doing. And simply reading doesn't cut it. I need someone to physically show me how and when to do it. Meh. I've been so lazy lately.

LuckyDad · May 2014

pobrecita said:
I took H to the park and he went down the big slide. I almost shit myself.

I sometimes confuse H and your H.

Story is funnier if it's your husband.

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algalphys · May 2014

@haygurlhay‌ is your dog a pitbull? Looks gorgeous no matter what breed though...

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Maebb · May 2014

My brother has a DD who is 9 weeks younger than my DS, so she's about 15 months. My SIL was talking about how she still nurses, and I said I would have nursed for longer if I hadn't dried up. Then my brother said, "Well, that's because your doctor told you to supplement." RAGE. I tried everything I could and worked so hard to pump and BF for 11 months. I told my brother that he could try having my boobs and then let me know how that works out for him. Then my mom said, "Well, I think you got your boobs from your father."

Nice quality family time.

jorkz821 · May 2014

bearsbearsbears said:
B just decimated leftover chicken tikka masala. She'll eat anything if it's mixed with rice.

That's awesome! Rice is almost the only thing that O won't eat. She'll pick it off grain by grain if needed.

Monkeybabe · May 2014

I just went to the coffee shop around the corner and the guy was being kind of a dick, because he heard "bread" when I said "bagel" and he had to chuck the bread he put in the toaster. Then when he gave me change, he gave me all fives and a quarter, and when I tried to ask him for ones, so I could tip him, he turned around and walked away before I could say, "Could I". Fine, asshole, enjoy your quarter.

algalphys · May 2014

I'm watching DS2 try to crawl in the grass without his knees touching...pretty funny!

nonoemily · May 2014

I used to buy these delicious alcoholic ginger beers and walk around with DS drinking them all the time last summer. Unless you are creating a public disturbance, who cares if you are drinking on the street? I've had plenty of picnics in the park that involved a 22oz beer or a small bottle of wine.

ShakeyJakey · May 2014

My kid is being occupied by dumping out a bag of (wrapped) cough drops and putting them back in the bag while I lay in bed after our nap still. Win

ShakeyJakey · May 2014

I love that John Legend song but SO always changes it because my ex looked like him. Someone told him he looked like JL once and he was not happy.

studyinpink · May 2014

Me too @LexiLupin‌

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RondackHiker · May 2014

I haven't read everything but I have big news. Not only did we finally catch tadpoles but we also found a vagina tree.

vandelay · May 2014

RondackHiker said:
I haven't read everything but I have big news. Not only did we finally catch tadpoles but we also found a vagina tree.

Wait, twat did you find?

vandelay · May 2014

That also may be the best top of the page ever!

slednecksmomma · May 2014

FFSC: My kid has diaper rash and I wanted him to chill without his diaper on to let everything air out a bit, but I didn't want him to pee on my carpet. My solution: I put him on a (clean) puppy piddle pad.

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LuckyDad · May 2014

LexiLupin said:
Does LuckyWife let you go down the big slide, LD?

...well that sounded dirtier than intended.

The big slide but not the small one.

Intentionally dirty.

mrebecca · May 2014

I made strawberry muffins from scratch today, but DH and DD have been at the IL's house; therefore, they do not know about said muffins.
I'm thinking about eating the rest and erasing all evidence that they ever existed.

I told DH I was going to try to get a lot of cleaning done today, but I'm sure he knows that's a joke by now.

DD is wearing panties today, and is very picky about potties, so I hope the IL's toilet will be good enough for her, and I won't have pee laundry to do tonight.

PinkDahLia44 · May 2014

Just heading to church now. I have been a super biotch this week from tired and hormones, so my DH let me sleep in. Got up and went to a fancy coffee shop and drank too much caffeine. Talked to my husband about baby fever: I have it, he does not. 10 months until we start trying for baby #2!

MrsT0514 · May 2014

dotgirl2 said:

haygurlhay said:
Omg I need to find my patience. This child is testing it and I am too sick for this shit. Gimme a break, kid.
When you find it, send some my way. DD has been a bear all weekend. I need it to be her bedtime STAT.

@haygurlhay‌ @dotgirl2‌

I'm sitting on the same damn bench. My child is testing boundaries like woah. Apparently all of the money spent on food in my household goes to feeding my dog and kitchen floor. Wtmf, kid?!?!

vandelay · May 2014

TheEmpireNeedsYou said:
Guise, I need serious help. I think my kid is an extrovert. What the hell am I going to do? I don't know how to parent someone who...LIKES other people. New people, even!

OMG @TheEmpireNeedsYou‌, I have the same problem! My DD is currently in a phase of running up to strangers and hugging them. This is especially awkward with men since her face is right at crotch level. Other times, she'll just walk up to people and ask "Do you know my name? It's Ivy." Is it the name Ivy that's causing this problem?

vandelay · May 2014

OMG @LexiLupin‌, how cute are you????

vandelay · May 2014

OMG, apparently I've begun starting all my posts with OMG!

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slednecksmomma · May 2014

LexiLupin said:

Lol thanks @vandelay. Gus keeps looking at my hair confused. He does the same when he sees me in glasses. Upending his baby world. Chuckles.

Mine does the same thing when I wear a hat. He stares at me like "WTF Mom, only Dad is allowed to wear hats." Sorry kid, some days Mom has to skip a shower.

Monkeybabe · May 2014

So, my kid loves skrillex

vandelay · May 2014

Haha, @TheEmpireNeedsYou‌, that is an awesome mental picture! It does sound like we are in the same boat though. There should definitely have been a warning!

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vandelay · May 2014

mbenit4 said:
The posts about the kids liking people read odd to me. Or maybe I'm the odd one.

For me, I am actually glad for her that she is more extroverted than me. I think it will make things easier for her in life. I called it a "problem," but it isn't really -- I was joking around. It just feels weird sometimes because it's so different from my and DH's personalities, and because it forces me into conversations with strangers.

I do wish she wouldn't bury her face in strange men's crotches, though.

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