Deep, dark secrets anyone?
Mine is pretty tame. And sad. I got to daycare yesterday to drop off the kids and realized I forgot to brush my teeth. Fortunately home is on the way to work, so I remedied that. When I got to work and saw my makeup under the fluorescent lights, however, it looked like my blush had been applied by a clown. Or an elderly woman. It was that kind of day all around, as I got to fish a giant toddler turd out of the tub last night. Fun times. I foresee a big ol' cocktail in my future tonight!
Re: FFFC
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Nov siggy challenge: animals eating Thanksgiving food
Rhys - born 04.17.2013
Harry - born 04.18.2016
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Nov siggy challenge: animals eating Thanksgiving food
Rhys - born 04.17.2013
Harry - born 04.18.2016
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Nov siggy challenge: animals eating Thanksgiving food
Rhys - born 04.17.2013
Harry - born 04.18.2016
Step two: rip a paper plate in half. Use one half to scoop giant mushy turd onto other half of plate.
Step three: flush turd and dispose of plate.
Step four: disinfect the crap out of the tub. Literally.
Step five: new bath to wash crap off child.
Enjoy!
Drain water and bath child again immediately.
Disinfect after washing poo off toddler.
No time to look for paper plates at my house
Yes!! Love Shark Tank!
~10.23.10 - Mr&Mrs ~ 04.12.13 - Daddy&Mommy~
Every Super Star needs a Sidekick! Miss B. is being promoted to BIG SIS ~ January 2015!
Baby GIRL #2 is due Jan. 7, 2015!
~10.23.10 - Mr&Mrs ~ 04.12.13 - Daddy&Mommy~
Every Super Star needs a Sidekick! Miss B. is being promoted to BIG SIS ~ January 2015!
Baby GIRL #2 is due Jan. 7, 2015!
Post pictures!!!
Also, a size four with 100 lb boobs?! Riiiiight.
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Nov siggy challenge: animals eating Thanksgiving food
Rhys - born 04.17.2013
Harry - born 04.18.2016