So FFFC...

Re: So FFFC...

• LaurelBee member

  May 2014

  So the things I'm taking away from this thread: @pobrecita is gorgeous. @Sterling13‌ and I are going to get SO FUCKING DRUNK when we finally wean and @hilarityensued and I have synced cycles. Give me your chocolate or I'm going to cut someone

  

  
  

  It takes a special amount of bitch to induce menstruation in another person. - LovelyRitaMeterMaid
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• LaurelBee member

  May 2014

  I just picked up a bottle of wine (it's a gift, don't judge me. ..... Oh never mind, for a second I forgot who my audience was) and I didn't get carded. It made me really bummed!!

  

  
  

  It takes a special amount of bitch to induce menstruation in another person. - LovelyRitaMeterMaid
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• aforst member

  May 2014

  acaudill75 said:

  
  

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  DS1 has "Kindy 500" today (they race around the gym on trikes). I'm pumping in the school parking lot right now. I'm waiting to be arrested for indecent exposure and banned from his school forever. I figure this is better than exposing a bunch of Kindergarteners to huge milk filled boobs.

  
  

  
  
  
  First off, I love "kindy 500."
  
  Second, your ticker says you are pregnant. Did you have the baby? I haven't been around, so .... Or are you pumping before the baby is born? So confused.
  
  @acaudill75‌ I did have her! She was born 6 weeks early and is still in the NICU. I'm always on mobile so I forgot about my ticker!

  

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• [Deleted User] member

  May 2014

  LaurelBee said:

  I just picked up a bottle of wine (it's a gift, don't judge me. ..... Oh never mind, for a second I forgot who my audience was) and I didn't get carded. It made me really bummed!!

  A young cashier tried to card me yesterday at Trader Joes.  I was buying club soda. 

  I will still take it.  Clearly she thought my gray streaks were ironic highlights.
  

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• CinemaGoddess member

  May 2014 edited May 2014

  Eastern European and African countries are always hard to determine on maps because they keep changing. 

  
  

  DH is a map freak and he refuses to buy or use any maps that aren't up-to-date.  The first place he always looks when he's reviewing a map is Africa.

  
  

  Also @lexilupin will appreciate this:

  
  

  
  

   
  

  
  

  Unable to even.  

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  You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK.  Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
  

  
  

  
  

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• Hesterlicious member

  May 2014 edited May 2014

  I am the asshole that is withholding lunch until the toys are picked up. They slept in and ate breakfast last so I am not totally terrible.
  
  I made going over the fffc a priority as part of my computer back. It was disappointing and boring. More proof of happy times around here.

  
  

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• CinemaGoddess member

  May 2014

  GDI BUMP.

  
  

  
  

   
  

  
  

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  You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK.  Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
  

  
  

  
  

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• CinemaGoddess member

  May 2014

  OK SERIOUSLY?

  https://youtu.be/n8zBC2dvERM
  

  
  

  
  

   
  

  
  

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  You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK.  Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
  

  
  

  
  

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• mommytosam011011 member

  May 2014

  WhoCanItBeNow said:

  
  

  CinemaGoddess said:

  I know.  I have a lot of problems with the Eastcoast states, particularly New England.  It just blows my mind that you can drive through, like, 4 states in the same amount of time it takes to get from Seattle to Idaho.  
  
  

  From where I sit I could drive for 9 hours and still be in the same state. Getting from the middle of one to another in less than an hour is mind bottling.
  
  

  Yep, same.
  

  

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• RondackHiker member

  May 2014

  Oh! I have another confession.
  
  Wednesday I took DS to a park with a tire swing. He wanted to go "FASTFASTFAST ROUNDROUNDROUND". So I spun him.
  
  I was talking to another mom and spinning him when I heard a whimper. He was white as a sheet and sagging. I pulled him off and he lay on the ground flat out for a few minutes moaning.
  
  I laughed at the poor kid.
  
  I don't feel too guilty because he did ask to get back on three seconds later.

  
  

  
  

   

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• EVA116 member

  May 2014

  What a horrible time for me to be MIA on TB.

  My boss got let go and I have been playing catch up and learning the new guy.

  

   

  

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• CinemaGoddess member

  May 2014

  LexiLupin said:

  Nothing is where you think it is. ...where is it?

  ::leans forward::

   
  

  
  

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  You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK.  Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
  

  
  

  
  

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• EVA116 member

  May 2014

  My FFFC:  I got my DD a puzzle of the US and I have to use the box to help her put it together.

  <<<<< sucks at geography

  

   

  

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• billybumbler member

  May 2014

  My best friend is male. I met him this week to talk about some issues I've been having. I feel like he understands me better than DH and it makes me feel a little guilty.

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• EVA116 member

  May 2014

  The Neighbors sucked.

  

   

  

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• [Deleted User] member

  May 2014

  I don't know why it bothers me so much that Working Mom and VBAC are out of order in the forum listings.  I have major issues and can't let this go. 

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• CinemaGoddess member

  May 2014

  MarlaSinger& said:

  I don't know why it bothers me so much that Working Mom and VBAC are out of order in the forum listings.  I have major issues and can't let this go. 

  It was a happy day in my world when they finally put the BMBs in chronological order, not alphabetical order.  

   
  

  
  

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  You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK.  Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
  

  
  

  
  

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• CinemaGoddess member

  May 2014

  PaulaKNL said:

  My best friend is male. I met him this week to talk about some issues I've been having. I feel like he understands me better than DH and it makes me feel a little guilty.

  I don't see an issue here unless your BFF wants to bang you or you want to bang your BFF. 

  
  

  Sometimes it helps to have a POV from someone other than the person you live with about your issues.  

   
  

  
  

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  You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK.  Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
  

  
  

  
  

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  May 2014

  justAphase said:

  I don't get carded most of the time and I'm still in my 20s

  I didn't get carded when I purchased my first-ever bottle of liquor at 21. #oldhaglookinass
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• billybumbler member

  May 2014

  uconnhuskie007 said:

  I've cried 2x at work, and it's only 10AM.  Full disclosure, no one saw, and it was nothing work-related.  

  
  

  
  

  My college boyfriend lost his 4 year nephew late last night to a fucking terrible terminal disease called MLD.  I cried once when I heard the news, and again when I re-read some old blog posts.  So fucking sad.  so so sad.  

  
  

  
  

  /eeyore

  Hugs!

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• CinemaGoddess member

  May 2014

  MrsBadKat said:

  This morning I was behind some dude buying blunts at the gas station and he had to physically pull his ID out of his wallet and hand it to the cashier to scan it to buy the blunts. I had no clue this was a thing, now.

  
  

  I'm not sure why I shared that. I've been skimming. It looks like y'all are discussing tobacco. It felt right.

  I have to do this when I buy nicotine lozenges at Target. 

   
  

  
  

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• [Deleted User] member

  May 2014

  We have state ran ABC stores for any alcohol.  They have to physically scan the back of your license to purchase.  It is how we discovered that DH's had expired (dumbass).  He couldn't buy because they couldn't override.

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• mommytosam011011 member

  May 2014

  I only get carded when it's inconvenient.

  

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• Helenahhandbasket member

  May 2014

  All the body image stuff bummed me out so on my lunch break I bought myself a present from Sephora.  Don't care, frizzy hair.

   

  BFP 1- EDD 2/09/11 Missed MC DX @11 weeks D&C- 7/25/10 BFP 2- EDD 12/22/11 Natural MC @ 5w 2d BFP 3- EDD 1/25/12 DD Josephine born 1/16/12

  

   

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• [Deleted User] member

  May 2014

  I always say "bless your heart" when I get carded. 

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• NotSharknado member

  May 2014

  I have no desire to quit smoking right now. I have no excuse other than I just like it. I promised myself I'll quit in Sept. We shall see.

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• NotSharknado member

  May 2014

  I get carded for everything.

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• wesleycrusher member

  May 2014

  MermaidsMagic said:

  MarlaSinger& said:

  We have state ran ABC stores for any alcohol.  They have to physically scan the back of your license to purchase.  It is how we discovered that DH's had expired (dumbass).  He couldn't buy because they couldn't override.

  This pisses me off. So because I let my license expire I am no longer 21? Fuck you and give me my fucking rum you little shit.

  Once my friends and I went to a Bennigans in Chicago and they wouldn't serve my friend alcohol because her license said "under 21 until..." She was 24 and her license wasn't expired, but they said they couldn't serve her per their policy. that was some shit right there. 

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• NotSharknado member

  May 2014

  Mackalien13 said:

  
  

  NotSharknado said:

  
  

  I have no desire to quit smoking right now. I have no excuse other than I just like it. I promised myself I'll quit in Sept. We shall see.

  
  

  I smoked while I was in IA.
  
  
  Oooooooooooh.

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• NotSharknado member

  May 2014

  B-)

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• LaurelBee member

  May 2014

  I know all the states in alphabetical order with their capitols. But I have trouble remembering them out of order.

  

  
  

  It takes a special amount of bitch to induce menstruation in another person. - LovelyRitaMeterMaid
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• [Deleted User] member

  May 2014

  I had a couple of dr appointments yesterday so I grabbed drive thru food and ate it in the parking lot of the medical complex. I pulled into a space and started chowing down.

  I looked up to realize I parked right in front of the window to a gastroenterologist office.  I felt kinda like a jackass.  But not enough to stop inhaling my Big Mac.  

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• NotSharknado member

  May 2014

  B-)

  awesomesauce123 said:

  
  

  MermaidsMagic said:

  
  

  
  

  MarlaSinger& said:

  
  

  We have state ran ABC stores for any alcohol.  They have to physically scan the back of your license to purchase.  It is how we discovered that DH's had expired (dumbass).  He couldn't buy because they couldn't override.

  
  

  This pisses me off. So because I let my license expire I am no longer 21? Fuck you and give me my fucking rum you little shit.

  
  

  Once my friends and I went to a Bennigans in Chicago and they wouldn't serve my friend alcohol because her license said "under 21 until..." She was 24 and her license wasn't expired, but they said they couldn't serve her per their policy. that was some shit right there. 
  
  
  
  I miss Bennigan's so hard. I thought everyone should know this.
  
  

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• FalconCrest member

  May 2014

  DH is going to a bachelor party and will be gone all weekend.  He was supposed to be home from work at 2 and it is now 2:45.  If he does not get home in the next 10 minutes I will have to wake up the younger kids to go pick up DD1 from school.  It's making me really pissy.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• [Deleted User] member

  May 2014

  DH's phone is perpetually on silent. 

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• NotSharknado member

  May 2014

  ScarlettPanda said:

  I miss Bennigan's too, @NotSharknado.  I could go for a Turkey O'Toole anyday...

  They had the best Monte Cristo

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• FalconCrest member

  May 2014

  HilarityEnsued said:

  FalconCrest said:

  DH is going to a bachelor party and will be gone all weekend.  He was supposed to be home from work at 2 and it is now 2:45.  If he does not get home in the next 10 minutes I will have to wake up the younger kids to go pick up DD1 from school.  It's making me really pissy.

  Don't you have cell phones?  I'd have been blowing up his spot like whoa since about.... 1:59 pm.

  He keeps it on silent when he is at work.  He just texted me that he is leaving now, just in time to get DD1!

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• Hesterlicious member

  May 2014

  NotSharknado said:

  B-)

  awesomesauce123 said:

  
  

  MermaidsMagic said:

  
  

  
  

  MarlaSinger& said:

  
  

  We have state ran ABC stores for any alcohol.  They have to physically scan the back of your license to purchase.  It is how we discovered that DH's had expired (dumbass).  He couldn't buy because they couldn't override.

  
  

  This pisses me off. So because I let my license expire I am no longer 21? Fuck you and give me my fucking rum you little shit.

  
  

  Once my friends and I went to a Bennigans in Chicago and they wouldn't serve my friend alcohol because her license said "under 21 until..." She was 24 and her license wasn't expired, but they said they couldn't serve her per their policy. that was some shit right there. 
  
  
  
  I miss Bennigan's so hard. I thought everyone should know this.
  
  
  
  Shit goes down at Bennigan's.
  

  
  

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• ready-or-not member

  May 2014

  I feel like I got a bad rep when I came out of lurking & created a post about <subject not named bc y'all had enough drama this week>.  I immedieatly jumped on the defensive & came off as a serious bitch.  Thats not me at all. I am probably the most laid back person you will ever meet.  All that being said, I've never been so happy to not be a part of the "in" crowd as I was reading thru your post this week.

  True story:  I hope that any of you personally affected can move forward now & renew any friendships that may have been tarnished.

  FFFC: I'm sorry I said that TB can kiss my ass.  Y'all continue to entertain me daily.

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• EVA116 member

  May 2014

  Bennigan's is disgusting.

  

   

  

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