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• [Deleted User] member

  May 2014

  My name isn't Jen.

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• 1Panda member

  May 2014

  When I first started lurking around the boards, I thought FFFC stood for "finally fucking Friday confessions." Lol.
  
  I actually don't have a real confession though.

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• mrebecca member

  May 2014

  I was nursing DS and holding DD in my lap also (DD on the left, DS on my right). I felt a sneeze coming, so I turned my head to the right (since DS was down at my boob, and presumably out of the snot projection path) to let out my sneeze since both hands were being sat upon and I couldn't grab a tissue.
  I was wrong about my aim, and when I looked down post-sneeze, there was my snot on DS's head. 
  
  I cleaned and disinfected him immediately, but that doesn't change that I sneezed snot rockets into my infant son's hair.
  
  I'm still gonna get hugs and not flames, right? 

  
  

  
  
  

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• mrebecca member

  May 2014

  Also, last night I made cookies instead of dinner.

  
  

  
  
  

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• [Deleted User] member

  May 2014

  I feel like someone dropped lasagna on their newborns head while eating.
  
  Snot doesn't even register as flammable. No worries.

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• mrebecca member

  May 2014

  Annd... DD was singing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" to DS. That would have been really sweet, but then she added her own lyrics:
  
  Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
  Butt hole. Butt crack.
  How I wonder what you are.
  Butt hole, butt crack." 
  
  I laughed and didn't stop her. Freedom of expression, right? 

  
  

  
  
  

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• PeanutButterFox member

  May 2014

  My 12y/o still can't blow her nose properly. She has to be coached every time and it takes several tries to actually get the snot out. I'm a failure at mothering.

  
  

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• BluepointToasted member

  May 2014

  I dripped all kinds if things on DS's head when he was nursing. Enchiladas come to mind. Maybe if he didn't want to nurse 14 damn hours a day he wouldn't have gotten food dropped on him!

  

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• BluepointToasted member

  May 2014

  In the past two days I have gouged beneath DS's eye with my nail and just now scraped his head with his ring. Almost dropped him on his head. I feel like a klutzy danger to my own kid this week

  

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• BluepointToasted member

  May 2014

  PeanutButterFox said:

  My 12y/o still can't blow her nose properly. She has to be coached every time and it takes several tries to actually get the snot out. I'm a failure at mothering.

  DSS just got good at this (15). And there are still times when I have to tell him to go blow his nose, so.....
  
  

  

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• Dubwife79 member

  May 2014

  Sometimes Wheneve had a shitastic day at work I'll put the sean hannity radio show on in the car on the way home. So instead of telling the morons I work with how much they suck I yell at hannity instead. It's therapeutic.

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• DonnaNoble member

  May 2014

  I've completely given up on trying to keep the twins off the couch, but I'm annoyed with it. It's more a curtain pulling, general annoyance issue, than no kids jumping on the couch. Lo fell off yesterday and I said "that's what happens". He never cries when he gets hurt (not even when he skidded on pavement with his head and ended up bleeding) so I didn't feel bad, he just climbed back up.

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• acaudill75 member

  May 2014

  I'm judging my neighbor and I'm not sure I should. Her son just turned four and she no longer has him in a car seat. He is just in a booster, no harness. DD1 is older and bigger and I can't imagine her in just a booster. Probably being pearl clutchy, and I'm sure I was bouncing around in the backseat at that age.

  

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• kellyrn9956 member

  May 2014

  My son's latest new word is shit. I'm sure it's not really shit, and he's really trying to say something else. But it totally sounds like shit, and he says it a lot when he does something that annoys him, like dropping his sippy. But the problem is that I somewhat encourage it by repeating it back. We have nightly "shit" banter. MOTY. 

  
  

  I also used to beg my niece to say motorcycle because it sounded just like Mudder Fucker. I am an awesome aunt.

  Started TTC 2/2009
  Started fertility treatments 11/2010
  Ovarian dysfunction, LPD, male factor
  6 failed medicated IUI's
  Pregnant 5/2011 - Miscarriage at 6 weeks due to triploidy
  Decided to adopt - 6/2012
  SURPRISE! Pregnant without intervention - 7/2012 
  Sweet Baby James Born 3/2013
  Decided to be "One and Done"
  
  ....OR NOT.
  Pregnant 12/2018 despite birth control pills
  Here we go again...
  Due 8/26/19!

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• ppants member

  May 2014

  It's weirdly comforting to know all the names on the leaderboard again

  Wendy Twins 1/27/06. DS and DD

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• stoneycakes member

  May 2014

  mrebecca said:

  I was nursing DS and holding DD in my lap also (DD on the left, DS on my right). I felt a sneeze coming, so I turned my head to the right (since DS was down at my boob, and presumably out of the snot projection path) to let out my sneeze since both hands were being sat upon and I couldn't grab a tissue.
  I was wrong about my aim, and when I looked down post-sneeze, there was my snot on DS's head. 
  
  I cleaned and disinfected him immediately, but that doesn't change that I sneezed snot rockets into my infant son's hair.
  
  I'm still gonna get hugs and not flames, right? 

  I'm pretty sure he'll get you back at some point in the very near future.  Probably with an even more offensive bodily function

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  May 2014

  Sundae13 said:

  I took today off to cuddle the baby, work out, clean my house, and prep for a BBQ we are having for dinner tonight. It feels good.

  Those all sound like solid reasons to me! Enjoy your time off

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• secretsout member

  May 2014

  Most nights I tell L that the overhead light is broken so that he won't insist that I turn it on at bedtime. 

  
  

  I feel guilty for lying, but it works so...

  
  

  (It isn't like it's dark in there.  He has a small lamp that I leave on for him, but the overhead light just keeps him up half the night.)

  
  

  
  

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  May 2014

  HilarityEnsued said:

  I should also confess I found that Meme while poking around on the Instagram pop page and stumbling upon the Playboy Play.mate of the Year 2014... and then checking out all her photos.  Mostly boring selfies but I saw that meme and lol'd and figured I had to share.

  Well, she is definitely my type. 

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• ppants member

  May 2014 edited May 2014

  DH owns his own practice.  He shorted himself a paycheck a while back when he should have paid himself 3 times that month.  I just got paid, paid bills, and we have $6 until he pays himself next week.  I want to ask him for at least part of the $, but I know that he was stressed about taxes and the like recently. 

  I do keep extra $ in our account that I don't figure into our balance so we won't overdraw ourselves before he gets paid. 

  ETA:  I will still buy for myself wine tonight despite my dwindling resources

  Wendy Twins 1/27/06. DS and DD

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• LaurelBee member

  May 2014

  MarlaSinger& said:

  I feel like someone dropped lasagna on their newborns head while eating. Snot doesn't even register as flammable. No worries.

  
  I dropped ice cream with chocolate sauce on Ds while BFing and licked it off his bald head! It's only flammable if OP licked the snot off him

  

  
  

  It takes a special amount of bitch to induce menstruation in another person. - LovelyRitaMeterMaid
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• colliebabe member

  May 2014

  Well since I won't be flamed for this...I'm planning to wear a bikini while pregnant this summer. 

  
  

  (Just kidding about the flame part - flame away! The haters can suck it!)

  
  

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• LaurelBee member

  May 2014

  colliebabe said:

  Well since I won't be flamed for this...I'm planning to wear a bikini while pregnant this summer. 

  
  

  (Just kidding about the flame part - flame away! The haters can suck it!)

  
  This isn't flammable in the least. Rock it girlfriend

  

  
  

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• JerkStore213 member

  May 2014

  I clogged not one, but two toilets yesterday with the world's biggest poops. They were so impressive that I took pictures of them.

  iiiii started a blog, that started the whole world laughing

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• WillieNelsonsGardener member

  May 2014

  oh shit!
  
  
  
  

  

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• RondackHiker member

  May 2014

  I snapped dh a boob pic and accidentally sent it to my sister instead.
  
  Better than the time I texted dh for a quickie over lunch and he was driving his boss around and asked his boss to see who sent the message.

  
  

  
  

   

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• aforst member

  May 2014

  DS1 has "Kindy 500" today (they race around the gym on trikes). I'm pumping in the school parking lot right now. I'm waiting to be arrested for indecent exposure and banned from his school forever. I figure this is better than exposing a bunch of Kindergarteners to huge milk filled boobs.

  

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• NotSharknado member

  May 2014

  Sophia eats hair too. It's so gross.

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• Helenahhandbasket member

  May 2014

  FTWR said:

  On Tuesday I let DD eat a McNugget Happy Meal and watch Spongebob.

  
  Yikes.  I HOPE this isn't flameable.

   

  BFP 1- EDD 2/09/11 Missed MC DX @11 weeks D&C- 7/25/10 BFP 2- EDD 12/22/11 Natural MC @ 5w 2d BFP 3- EDD 1/25/12 DD Josephine born 1/16/12

  

   

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• NotSharknado member

  May 2014

  My pointy finger is sore from the way I hold my phone. Yeah, it's sore because TB consumed me this week. I should be sore from working out, not bumping.

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• acaudill75 member

  May 2014

  aforst said:

  DS1 has "Kindy 500" today (they race around the gym on trikes). I'm pumping in the school parking lot right now. I'm waiting to be arrested for indecent exposure and banned from his school forever. I figure this is better than exposing a bunch of Kindergarteners to huge milk filled boobs.

  
  First off, I love "kindy 500." Second, your ticker says you are pregnant. Did you have the baby? I haven't been around, so .... Or are you pumping before the baby is born? So confused.

  

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• acaudill75 member

  May 2014 edited May 2014

  I have another FFFC: I got my BA in History, emphasis on medieval Europe. I'm addicted to Reign, and it is so embarrassing, because the show is grossly inaccurate. I am almost positive Mary, queen of scots, did not have any friends named Kenna or Lola.

  

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• FalconCrest member

  May 2014

  acaudill75 said:

  I'm judging my neighbor and I'm not sure I should. Her son just turned four and she no longer has him in a car seat. He is just in a booster, no harness. DD1 is older and bigger and I can't imagine her in just a booster. Probably being pearl clutchy, and I'm sure I was bouncing around in the backseat at that age.

  My SIL has my 2 year old nephew in a booster...

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• NotSharknado member

  May 2014

  Only rich people can afford masturbation suits.

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• [Deleted User] member

  May 2014

  We have a lot of road flooding due to rains. I should have turned around twice but drove my Canyanero through instead.

  I watched smaller cars navigate first though, so that makes it okay?

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