for some fun: embarrassing moments pregnancy edition.

Mrs.DeRuysscher · May 2014

just for some fun on a wednesday night. whats your embarrassing pregnancy moment that you are laughing at now.

With spring and nice weather upon us ants like to come inside the house dh was trying to get our dog to eat the ants. i was sitting o the ground and he finally went to bite one it got caught on his lip. he started freaking and shaking his head like crazy. i peed myself laughing so hard.

jennp1979 · May 2014

I got out of my car to go to my doctors appt and parked a little too close to the car next to me...needless to say I thought I could squeeze through and got stuck for like 3 seconds...I had to suck it all in to get through...hoping nobody saw me through all the windows

bewilderingstar · May 2014

I was trying to squeeze past my coworker and totally took her out with my bump... A patient saw the whole thing. ::fail::

Shelleybell · May 2014

jennp1979 said:

I got out of my car to go to my doctors appt and parked a little too close to the car next to me...needless to say I thought I could squeeze through and got stuck for like 3 seconds...I had to suck it all in to get through...hoping nobody saw me through all the windows

This happened to me and i had to crawl back in my car climb over to my passenger side and get out that way lol.

TG07 · May 2014

I was peeling potatoes and having my H cut them into pieces to make mashed potatoes (I think it was for Christmas), he pretended to cut his finger because he thought it would be "funny", I laughed for a second then started full out ugly crying because he scared me. He still makes fun of me for this.... Normally I would have laughed and thrown a towel at him or something but those early pregnancy hormones are no joke.

purpleXdandelion · May 2014

I was making a left turn. I turned on my right blinker and got in the left turn lane. Sat through the red light, then turned left on green. I only noticed I had the wrong blinker on when it didn't automatically switch off after I made the turn.

Nichole8787 · May 2014

I am a child care provider and was out with two of my little ones at story time. They like for me to stand up and sing and dance with them during the music portion. So I was turning myself around beside the three year old during the hokey pokey and turned around and my stomach knocked her over. She looked up at me so confused and said "Your bump bonked me on the head!"

Skeemer · May 2014

My maternity pants once rolled down my belly & got stuff under my big bump. I was in a parking lot with no way to pull them up. I had to waddle into Target hoping my belly wasn't jiggling in plain sight of the 9,000 people walking around me.

queenieM · May 2014

it seems almost all of my pregnancy shirts have food stains on them :-P I know I'm getting clumsier, but it doesn't help that my bump is in the way and all my food fumbles end up on my belly!

Emilyfae · May 2014

All of my embarrassing moments have to do with food. I cried because I didn't want my husband to put cream cheese on my sandwich (1st tri), I cried because they put beef in my bean and cheese burrito at a restaurant (2nd tri) and I recently cried because I was so hungry and my husband was taking FOREVER in the bookstore (3rd tri). I'm an emotional wreck.

AutumnBonfire · May 2014

Not really embarrassing, but funny - A few weeks ago I was laying around watching tv and my pants were annoying me so I decided to just take them off. DH noticed so I started to do a little strip tease, lost my balance and fell over. Yesterday I was crouched down to get something out of a lower cabinet. Dh was standing next to me, so my head was the height of his crotch. I was going to make some kind of dirty gesture, but again lost my balance and fell into his legs. He asked me what the heck I was doing. I'm so sexy lately.

mamakiss · May 2014

Not so much embarrassing because no one noticed it, but I woke up the other night to pee, took one step off the bed, didn't realize how cramped my calf was, and very *gracefully* tumbled into a heap on the ground, where I had to sit until I could walk on my calf again. I did scare my dog though

I'm definitely farting all the time at work and I can't be bothered to care if anyone notices. And there are always stains and water on the underside of my belly where I can't even see. I've given up being embarrassed though.

SuperTinkerham · May 2014

I cried at work because this lady in my office was mean to me. The thing is, she's mean to everyone. I took it very personally and sobbed about it when I got home. Then I cried the next day telling people about it in my dept. normally I would've just asked her in front of her subordinates "who peed in your Cheerios" just to get her goat right back.

purpleXdandelion · May 2014

Emilyfae said:
All of my embarrassing moments have to do with food. I cried because I didn't want my husband to put cream cheese on my sandwich (1st tri), I cried because they put beef in my bean and cheese burrito at a restaurant (2nd tri) and I recently cried because I was so hungry and my husband was taking FOREVER in the bookstore (3rd tri). I'm an emotional wreck.

When I was pregnant with DS, I was majorly craving cotton candy ice cream. So DH went to the store. He got me cotton candy push-ups cuz he couldn't find the cotton candy ice cream. I appreciated that he made the effort, so I ran upstairs in private and ugly cried cuz they are not even close to the same texture/taste.

Nichole8787 · May 2014

Emilyfae said:

All of my embarrassing moments have to do with food. I cried because I didn't want my husband to put cream cheese on my sandwich (1st tri), I cried because they put beef in my bean and cheese burrito at a restaurant (2nd tri) and I recently cried because I was so hungry and my husband was taking FOREVER in the bookstore (3rd tri). I'm an emotional wreck.

The only emotional breaks ive had are because of food. Momma needs her food lol

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Artistmom30 · May 2014

I was in Walmart last week and decided to let a fart rip bc I have been gassy lately and didn't want to hold it in. 30 sec later, I realize it smelled awful and looked around and saw an employee within whiffing distance. Oops.

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baxterdreamer · May 2014

I was at Target in an aisle by myself. I decided to test a fart, thinking it would be silent. It totally wasn't silent...I totally couldn't stop the longest fart in history...and I totally wasn't alone as previously thought.

The farts of pregnancy are the stuff of legend!!!

chrinikki1 · May 2014

Used the restroom next to the therapy room. Usually, I turn the water on high to drown out the sound of using the restroom however I had to pee so badly I forgot. Realized it too late as I sat down and farted for like 45 seconds straight, REALLY loud. Then I couldn't stop laughing. The therapist and client heard EVERYTHING!

Mrs.DeRuysscher · May 2014

I have found my gas to be very bad smelling, we were at the hospital the other day and i was waiting for to get registered I accidentally let out a quiet but very horrible smelling fart dh had to walk away from me, laughing... i tried to say the baby had gas he didn't believe me.

unaveragejane · May 2014

**Gross warning**

Hormones are brutal! DS1 has been showing a lot of the signs of being ready to potty train, so I started trying him out in underwear a little bit last week. Tuesday morning he managed to have two accidents (both varieties) before 8:30. I found the pee puddle very quickly and got it cleaned up, but I had no idea that he pooped 10 minutes later until I went to sit him on the potty and a gigantic turd fell out on the floor. I stared at it in shock for a few seconds before I started to ugly cry. I have declared PT time over until sometime maybe in September...or at least before he's 12.

TricksyPixie · May 2014

I snissed in bed, and my husband thought I was kidding when my face suddenly dropped and I said "let me out of bed." "Did you pee?" "Just let me out of bed." "REALLY?! You ACTUALLY PEED?" Fml.

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BoraBoraBaby · May 2014

During a meeting this week, we were discussing a client concern regarding a pregnant nurse aide. The concern was that she shouldn't be lifting patients while pregnant. I apparently flew off the handle because my boss started petting my arm and the rest of the mgt team was laughing. Someone goes, "Wow-you went from a 0 to a 10 faster than I knew possible." Pregnancy is not a disability, f-heads! But yeah, I guess I need to reign it in.

Also the other day I was standing outside waiting by the car for DH when I realized I had my skirt up so I could adjust my unmentionables which were twisted on the sides. Never have I ever done that before, and I shit you not, the one time I do, I turn around to see my neighbor walking his dog.

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TallMomma29 · May 2014

Like many of the PPs, the most embarrassing moments for me have been related to being super gassy. I was on a flight one time and I could not stop letting out silent farts. And I have no sense of smell so I'm not sure how bad it smelled, but the people next to me were definitely making comments about something stinking (although they weren't gagging or anything so maybe not so bad?? ;-)).

Also, every time I sit down on a toilet, anywhere, I let out super loud, gassy farts that are so forceful my butt cheeks literally clap and you can hear it.

I also keep letting out silent ones whenever I am up walking around. Apparently they smell REALLY bad because when DH is home he has asked a few times if one of the dogs pooped in the house :-(

BoraBoraBaby · May 2014

@LiteraChick‌ I feel like I can no longer judge when a man "adjusts."
@TallMomma29‌ He asks if the dogs pooped in the house? I just laughed so hard that I snorted. Sorry but I had to explain myself to DH.

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TallMomma29 · May 2014

BoraBoraBaby said:

@LiteraChick‌ I feel like I can no longer judge when a man "adjusts." @TallMomma29‌ He asks if the dogs pooped in the house? I just laughed so hard that I snorted. Sorry but I had to explain myself to DH.

I finally had to admit it was me

I find it really funny but I also worry that he finds me totally disgusting at this point. Let's just say I'm definitely not getting action 3 times a day like CrazyMomma69 ;-)

ChrisB · May 2014

Same as PP, I too have major gas. The other day I kept letting off these loud ones and then my boyfriend started laughing. In response to his laugh, I laughed and then peed my pants....on the couch...in front of him. How embarrassing (ok, more funny than embarrassing). To top off that episode, he looked at my boobs and my right boob had leaked.

And just as @LiteraChick had said......it's all because of the baaybeee

lowen83 · May 2014

I'm a believer in "there's a first for everything" right?!? Well DH and I have have been together for 15 years, married for 4 of them so he is no stranger to my gassyness. Well I guess with all the squishing and pushing during "sexy time" I actually pooted, like right in the middle of it!! I prayed to every god I could think of to "please don't let this smell". Thank goodness he never seemed to noticed, lol

darkangel42 · May 2014

I forgot I was pregnant and turned round too close to the table. MiniMe's cup went flying.

Thankfully no-one was in to see it and the cup didn't break but when I stood up with it, 2 of the cats were sat watching me with disappointment in their eyes.

I was so ashamed.

cuntasaurusrex · May 2014

How has no one flipped out over the addition/edition issue here?!

darkangel42 · May 2014

aliletz said:

How has no one flipped out over the addition/edition issue here?!

Ohhhh, didn't see that!

kwh33ls · May 2014

aliletz said:

How has no one flipped out over the addition/edition issue here?!

I was trying to be nice. It drives me cray cray. There are a few threads that make me cringe every time I look at them...

chevronseven · May 2014

SuperTinkerham said:
I cried at work because this lady in my office was mean to me. The thing is, she's mean to everyone. I took it very personally and sobbed about it when I got home. Then I cried the next day telling people about it in my dept. normally I would've just asked her in front of her subordinates "who peed in your Cheerios" just to get her goat right back.

I did that a year and a half ago, except I didn't have a pregnancy to blame it on. I'm just that embarrassingly sensitive. I had to sit in the bathroom for probably 20 minutes to calm myself down.

Emilyfae · May 2014

Baby kicked me really hard while I was napping today. I jumped up and screamed thinking someone had punched me in the stomach. Luckily DH wasn't home to see me freak out.

Pinksundrops · May 2014

My embarrasing moment has to do with gas too. Fifteen years have gone by and my DH and 12 and 15 year old DSs always thought I smelled like roses. Pregnancy has shown them otherwise. That part's not so embarrasing, the embarrasing part is the smell is so bad DSs are telling their FRIENDS about me, and making their friends feel better because "you should smell my MOMs" OHMIGOSH. I nearly died of embarrassment when they told me what they'd been telling their friends and demanded they stop talking about my bodily functions with friends immediately. I try to pretend they didn't actually say anything when I see their friends now.

Other minor embarrasing moments: parking too close to a car and realizing I couldn't get out and had to repark, trying to squeeze through a spot with my legs by standing on tiptoes and bumping somebody or knocking somebody with my bump, meltdowns about food - Valentine's Day was the worst - I ugly cried when they wouldn't give me chocolate strawberry gelatto because it was part of a fixed menu we didn't order because everything else sounded gross to me, and the waddle oh the waddle - especially when I get up these days. People have started to comment on the waddle which is even less fun!

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