Not a baby related one, but I had a 'friend' who threw herself a housewarming party. Which is fine, except she asked for gift cards or cash presents on the invite! And to top it off, it was only like a month or so after she got married. Somehow I think she misunderstood the point of a housewarming party...
An ex-girlfriend of a friend threw a housewarming party when she moved into a scuzzy apartment. SHE REGISTERED FOR GIFTS. What the actual fuck. It was the most tacky and amazing thing. Best part- no one bought her anything.
I know you don't really get to choose your last name, but I went to school with a kid whose name was Chris Barfus. To make matters worse, In fourth grade he got sick in class... Poor guy never lived that one down.
This isn't as bad as some of the ones you guys know from school, but I went to elementary school with a girl with a hyphenated last name "Skipper-Horton". Back then it just a fun, whimsical last name combination, but now that I think about it, can you imagine college and job applications with a last name that kind of makes you sound like a Dr. Seuss character?
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We called her Ms Weiner-Eater...
When my little brother broke his wrist, he had to go see Dr. Dubie, the joint specialist.
I so went to school with William Williams.
I mean, go ahead and be a stoner, but name your baby after pot? Major side eye.