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jshrop · May 2014

Lol, ladies! I assure you our "crunchy granola" friend is fine. She may even be lingering here reading everything... Maybe even answering your questions. Happy Thursday.

flerlgirl · May 2014

flerl was here. She has a migraine. This thread did not help.

steprozz · May 2014

flerl! she's alive!

otter1103 · May 2014

Whoa - did everyone get a PM that wanted in on it?

flerlgirl · May 2014

stephross88 said:

flerl! she's alive!

I figured y'all were worried since I am never on TB multiple times an hour day week.

MrsRahl · May 2014

nutmegs8 said:

@MrsRahlsaid:

I apparently totally missed what happened with granola mom. I miss her and her strawberry roof and veggie front yard dreams can someone PM me a link or something? @jshrop‌ or @ElTrain5‌ ?

This is the best!

If I had a brain, I'd be dangerous... but got it sorted out! Hahaha

kbellizio3 · May 2014

Babywear said:

@otter1103‌ Not me... I was late to the party cos of time difference...

same. I know who she is, I just didn't know how everything got resolved if it did.

flerlgirl · May 2014

@lizardbreath14 - thanks! That gif did improve my day

katekat8721 · May 2014

@flerlgirl cheer up buttacup!

https://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ate-4-boxes-of-thin-mints.jpg

https://www.quickmeme.com/img/77/77e24b7b94c15ba5bd80647f9d2629db8d434b52e42b2fdf6641d2cf0bc07308.jpg

otter1103 · May 2014

ugabamafans said:
Crunchy granola mom had to set up a new profile because of prior issues and security. How about let's stop trying to discuss and drop hints at her AE since that is doing her no favors. PM somebody about it if you don't know, but a public thread is not the place to further discuss.

Thank you! I couldn't figure out how I wanted to say this last night.

ElTrain5 · May 2014

I'll further add, how about the people who dropped hints go back and delete them? Just in case.

ElTrain5 · May 2014

mrsdbc said:

I'll further add, how about the people who dropped hints go back and delete them? Just in case.
I think only mods can, otherwise you can just edit

I recommend substituting in "Too late sucka!" where the hint used to be.

diagonalley · May 2014

ElTrain5 said:

mrsdbc said:

I'll further add, how about the people who dropped hints go back and delete them? Just in case.
I think only mods can, otherwise you can just edit

I recommend substituting in "Too late sucka!" where the hint used to be.

Bonus points for appropriate gifs

jwarnerb · May 2014

@otter1103- too late to get in on that PM?

otter1103 · May 2014

jwarnerb said:
@otter1103- too late to get in on that PM?

@jwarnerb‌ - just sent it

jshrop · May 2014

Okay, everyone wants to know the full story so here it is:

Our favorite granola mom had to go into hiding. You see, her midwife (Ina Mae herself) confirmed, through a series of baby spinning and tea leaf readings, that she is IN FACT carrying the worlds FIRST velociraptor-unicorn hybrid. This has made her an enemy of the state. I mean, if her uterus is strong enough to carry the most vicious and beautiful creature around, think of all the rest she's likely capable of. We here on J14 decided to protect her identity from Wikileakers and Washington alike (I've heard the Panamanians are after her too, but I do believe that's just a nasty rumor). So, for the sake of protecting our dearest Birkenstock wearing, composting, tree hugging member-- whom we absolutely love and adore-- let's make like some Disney Characters and "let it gooooooo" (imagine me singing that part). As for our dear friend:

. That is all.

jshrop · May 2014

Also, @flerlgirl‌, I'm sure you have appropriate photos of said fetus, if you choose to share.

jshrop · May 2014

@LoHerrim‌ THE MASSES WANTED TO KNOW!! I figures there would be rioting and unrest in the streets until we told!

jshrop · May 2014

LoHerrim said:

jshrop said:
@LoHerrim‌ THE MASSES WANTED TO KNOW!! I figures there would be rioting and unrest in the streets until we told!
You caved to the peer pressure. I understand, it happens to the best of us.

I saved the universe! #notsorry

flerlgirl · May 2014

jshrop said:

Also, @flerlgirl‌, I'm sure you have appropriate photos of said fetus, if you choose to share.

The world isn't ready

Lindsleigh77 · May 2014

Ladies yes I suck, but please help a sista out with a PM or something. Work has been so crazy my bumping time has been cut by alot and I am waaay out of the loop. I am desperate to know WTF is going on. Loves you all.