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Pardon me, I can see your banana deformity

BankerBSNBankerBSN member
edited May 2014 in Parenting
I might just be getting old, grumpy, and chubby but when did young girls decide that it is appropriate to wear shorts that expose the bottom of their butts?  I can give some slack if we are hanging out on the beach (I am sure I am showing more than I should too and it mostly likely does not look cute) but we are talking about in line at Chiptole.  The first hot day around here and I feel like a perv with the amount of ass I am seeing.  

I totally think I have become that creepy lady that drives by and yells "Go put on some pants!!1!" 

ETA:  Took out the NSFW cause clearly I am drunk 

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Re: Pardon me, I can see your banana deformity

  • BankerBSNBankerBSN member
    bearsbearsbears said:
    I'm missing something here... Banana deformity?
    It is that little roll of chub on the upper part of the back thigh right below your butt cheek.

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  • missyisheremissyishere member
    pobrecita said:
    I have never heard of this deformity.

    PS googling that is NSFW, in case you were wondering
    NSFW and some really nasty, ETA


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  • LuckyDadLuckyDad member
    I've been ranting about the asscheek short shorts for a while. If you have to pull down your shorts constantly to cover your ass, maybe they're too short?
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  • NarwhalBaconNarwhalBacon member
    missyishere said:
    Along the same lines...

    WTAMF to the preteens/early teens wearing the open tank with their entire top half exposed, including their sports bras?! I clutch, I clutch hard to those pearls, y'all.
    Are you talking about this?
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  • NarwhalBaconNarwhalBacon member
    @justaphase I do too and it's more comfortable for me because I sweat like a mofo and hate my clothes to be sticking to me. 

    I don't care about teens exposing their sports bras, I compare them to bathing suits.
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  • NarwhalBaconNarwhalBacon member
    PrivacyWanted said:
    I don't care about sports bras under those tanks.  But I have seen a lot of regular old lacy bras instead of sports bras.  that I clutch my pearls about


    ::stuck::
    Yeah if I saw a teen wearing a nice tank with a lacy bra I'd clutch. But a sports bra with a workout tank or ripped t shirt, I wouldn't.
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  • missyisheremissyishere member
    justAphase said:

    I'd clutch my pearls at a regular bra. I probably wouldn't want M wearing that until she's older than preteen unless it's just to work out.

    I clutch hard at the eleven year olds wearing it, even to work out. We encourage SD to have her own style, but man, is it tough considering the current fashion.


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  • jackdaniels13jackdaniels13 member

    I've never heard of the banana deformity thing...I think I'm past that fruit and on to a spaghetti squash??

     

    ^^^The weenies at her face.....I... Can't....Take...It....LOL

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  • oscarwaooscarwao member
    I get kinda pearl clutchy at some of the American Apparel ads/clothes ::pretends to not have an AA dress in her closet::
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  • missyisheremissyishere member
    BankerBSN said:
    missyishere said:
    justAphase said:
    It really sucks having a girl sometimes
    For real.  I have two.  Kill me now. 
    Eek!  

    I hope that tunics and palazzo pants become popular when your girls are in their teens
    Well, one of them is only a year and a half from teenhood, soooo I'm fucked. 


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  • klondikebarklondikebar member
    I can't believe how short the shorts are in the juniors section. I jokingly held up a pair for DD and she looked at me like I was nuts. It's hard to find shorts that adhere to the school dress code. Everything is short, fringed or holey.

    IIRC pretty much our entire cross country team in high school ran in just a sports bra and shorts when it was hot out.
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  • PeanutButterFoxPeanutButterFox member
    KlondikeBar said:
    I can't believe how short the shorts are in the juniors section. I jokingly held up a pair for DD and she looked at me like I was nuts. It's hard to find shorts that adhere to the school dress code. Everything is short, fringed or holey.

    IIRC pretty much our entire cross country team in high school ran in just a sports bra and shorts when it was hot out.
    Or fucking spandex. I mean, jegging shorts? Really?

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  • Xtine22Xtine22 member
    I cringe when I see the high waisted short shorts.

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