Pardon me, I can see your banana deformity

BankerBSN

I might just be getting old, grumpy, and chubby but when did young girls decide that it is appropriate to wear shorts that expose the bottom of their butts?  I can give some slack if we are hanging out on the beach (I am sure I am showing more than I should too and it mostly likely does not look cute) but we are talking about in line at Chiptole.  The first hot day around here and I feel like a perv with the amount of ass I am seeing.  

I totally think I have become that creepy lady that drives by and yells "Go put on some pants!!1!" 

ETA:  Took out the NSFW cause clearly I am drunk 

BankerBSN

bearsbearsbears said:

I'm missing something here... Banana deformity?

It is that little roll of chub on the upper part of the back thigh right below your butt cheek.

missyishere

Thanks for the heads up, Pobre.  ::Googles anyway::

missyishere

pobrecita said:

I have never heard of this deformity.

PS googling that is NSFW, in case you were wondering

NSFW and some really nasty, ETA

BankerBSN

pobrecita said:

I was looking for how to wear a body suit a while back and several blogs suggested options with no pants. Wtmf.

That is how Miley rolls.

missyishere

Along the same lines...

WTAMF to the preteens/early teens wearing the open tank with their entire top half exposed, including their sports bras?! I clutch, I clutch hard to those pearls, y'all.

missyishere

Pardon me, ma'am, but your labia is showing.

BankerBSN

That is totally acceptable because her knuckles are covered.

missyishere

She must be wearing a cuchini.

LuckyDad

I've been ranting about the asscheek short shorts for a while. If you have to pull down your shorts constantly to cover your ass, maybe they're too short?

NarwhalBacon

missyishere said:

Along the same lines...

WTAMF to the preteens/early teens wearing the open tank with their entire top half exposed, including their sports bras?! I clutch, I clutch hard to those pearls, y'all.

Are you talking about this?

NarwhalBacon

@justaphase I do too and it's more comfortable for me because I sweat like a mofo and hate my clothes to be sticking to me. 

I don't care about teens exposing their sports bras, I compare them to bathing suits.

NarwhalBacon

PrivacyWanted said:

I don't care about sports bras under those tanks.  But I have seen a lot of regular old lacy bras instead of sports bras.  that I clutch my pearls about

::stuck::

Yeah if I saw a teen wearing a nice tank with a lacy bra I'd clutch. But a sports bra with a workout tank or ripped t shirt, I wouldn't.

BankerBSN

This is the other look I don't get.

I totally asked a tween about the whole see through shirt with leopard bra about the 'trend' last year and she told me it was not a 'thing' just how she wanted to dress.  Oh.  Okay.

missyishere

justAphase said:

I'd clutch my pearls at a regular bra. I probably wouldn't want M wearing that until she's older than preteen unless it's just to work out.

I clutch hard at the eleven year olds wearing it, even to work out. We encourage SD to have her own style, but man, is it tough considering the current fashion.

missyishere

justAphase said:

It really sucks having a girl sometimes

For real.  I have two.  Kill me now. 

BankerBSN

missyishere said:

justAphase said:

It really sucks having a girl sometimes

For real.  I have two.  Kill me now. 

Eek!  

I hope that tunics and palazzo pants become popular when your girls are in their teens

jackdaniels13

I've never heard of the banana deformity thing...I think I'm past that fruit and on to a spaghetti squash??

 

^^^The weenies at her face.....I... Can't....Take...It....LOL

NarwhalBacon

When I saw "banana deformity" I thought this was going to be about penis outlines on tight pants.

BankerBSN

NarwhalBacon said:

When I saw "banana deformity" I thought this was going to be about penis outlines on tight pants.

Sorry to disappoint 

But now you have me thinking about Jon Hamm and his gorgeous peen outline...

oscarwao

I get kinda pearl clutchy at some of the American Apparel ads/clothes ::pretends to not have an AA dress in her closet::

missyishere

BankerBSN said:

missyishere said:

justAphase said:

It really sucks having a girl sometimes

For real.  I have two.  Kill me now. 

Eek!  

I hope that tunics and palazzo pants become popular when your girls are in their teens

Well, one of them is only a year and a half from teenhood, soooo I'm fucked. 

missyishere

OMG guise, I will have a teenager in my home soon. I need to stock up on that ativan real soon. 

klondikebar

I can't believe how short the shorts are in the juniors section. I jokingly held up a pair for DD and she looked at me like I was nuts. It's hard to find shorts that adhere to the school dress code. Everything is short, fringed or holey.

IIRC pretty much our entire cross country team in high school ran in just a sports bra and shorts when it was hot out.

Hammaconda

Did somebody say banana?

Hammaconda

@BunkinMama‌ I almost went and bumped the thread you mentioned me in last week but I couldn't look at those skinny jeans again. That dickolletage went too far.

PeanutButterFox

KlondikeBar said:

I can't believe how short the shorts are in the juniors section. I jokingly held up a pair for DD and she looked at me like I was nuts. It's hard to find shorts that adhere to the school dress code. Everything is short, fringed or holey.

IIRC pretty much our entire cross country team in high school ran in just a sports bra and shorts when it was hot out.

Or fucking spandex. I mean, jegging shorts? Really?

missyishere

I wish I had saved more of my clothes from the 90's.  They're coming back in style, but they were more covered than they are now. 

Xtine22

I cringe when I see the high waisted short shorts.