You know you're third tri when...

jshrop · May 2014

(Fill in the blank with your funniest third tri symptom)

And... GO!

jshrop · May 2014

... You're winded from putting on lotion.

k318 · May 2014

Putting your socks on is more strenuous than your last work out

becomingmommyagain · May 2014

Tying your shoes is overrated.

crhein26 · May 2014

Bending over causes you to completely lose your breath.

Edit for spelling....because I can never remember which breathe or breath to use!

Mom&nurse · May 2014

You drop something on the floor and look at it and think... Do I really need that? What if I just left it there?

becomingmommyagain · May 2014

You plan you shopping trips in advance by ease of access to the potty.

steprozz · May 2014

...you do this because you're too tired to hold your cup anymore

elsa1688 · May 2014

Nothing sounds remotely appealing.

bumpuser9343355 · May 2014

You circle the parking lot multiple times waiting for a space close to the entrance.

sparklenshine_89 · May 2014

You wonder if you can get any bigger.

ELC252011 · May 2014

Pretty much this.

lellymine · May 2014

You wonder how it's possible to be so exhausted but can't seem to sleep.

JulieSmiles · May 2014

It takes you a good 30 seconds flopping back and forth until you can get out of bed.

beachbride5 · May 2014

you are ravenous at lunch time but by dinner have used up all of your non smushed stomach space.

JujuB22 · May 2014

You find food in your cleavage and in the band of your maternity pants (if you're wearing pants) and you really don't care.

Mrskbanister · May 2014

The thought of labor stops being scary, because you would do just about anything to get the baby out at this point.

Rschmuker · May 2014

When you have seen the inside of more public restrooms than you ever had before...

Hgual · May 2014

When you can clear the room because your gas offends hubby AND the dog.

Eta: words

Ashes92813 · May 2014

You pee a full bladder and sniss your pants 5 minutes later and have to change your damn clothes.

PinkKEL9 · May 2014

.....you feel like a flipped over turtle trying to get out of bed.

....rolling over in bed is an olympic event.

.....its a real workout to put on underwear.

......bending over is impossible.

.....anytime you feel a sneeze/cough coming you instantly cross your legs.

ChristineBaker23 · May 2014

You might be third trimester

...if you have been wearing the same maternity yoga pants for the last four days including to work because nothing fits over your swollen legs.

....if you can't remember the last time you wore an actual bra

... If chocolate cake sounds soooo much better than sex every time.

...if your belly enters the room before you

....when you find food in your cleavage you sometimes eat it

... If you pee your pants a little and don't change them immediately

... If you have your two year old trained to help you put your undies on

hlp2709 · May 2014

When u need to take two naps just to get through the day.

cMichelle0423 · May 2014

When you can no longer bend down to paint your toes anymore... and you're too lazy/tired to get decent enough to go get a pedi... so you convince your H to do them for you...

gatorMom2014 · May 2014

When something just leaked out of your nipple for the first time in your life.

laurenmichaels · May 2014

Shaving becomes "the struggle".

emandjp · May 2014

When your day literally revolves around the food you plan to eat.

When you sound like a 90 year old man when you get off the couch, out of the car etc.

When you wake you in the morning already thinking about nap time and bed time!

JujuB22 · May 2014

When, depending on your situation, laying in bed all day is the greatest relief/annoyance.

cinnamonsmiles · May 2014

laurenmichaels said:

Shaving becomes "the struggle".

Or you stop shaving anything from the armpits down because honestly, who cares? :P
and some of us aren't getting any anyway, so there's no one to impress

Katieluc106 · May 2014

When you ask your two year old to get you various things because you just can't get off the couch. No shame

kks4471 · May 2014

emandjp said:

When your day literally revolves around the food you plan to eat. When you sound like a 90 year old man when you get off the couch, out of the car etc. When you wake you in the morning already thinking about nap time and bed time!

Absolutely all three of these for me!

tbmadeamistake · May 2014

When your bumps hits the furniture to let you know you're close enough (desk, office printer, kitchen counter...)

When you don't realize that your two year old used your pants as a tissue because you can't see past your own belly.

When you just don't give a flying fuck anymore and will say whatever comes to mind.

otter1103 · May 2014

When you are joyous that your ankles remained within the normal size an entire day.
(granted I spent half the day on the couch. But a win is a win in the cankle war)

kbellizio3 · May 2014

When you're sick and coughing so hard and your dad says "I really hope you don't cough yourself into labor"

when sneezing becomes an automatic reason for your husband to ask if you peed yourself

And when getting out of the tub becomes a 2 man job because DH has to help you

laramt · May 2014

Getting out of your car in the garage and take dh's side mirror off with your belly bc you didn't realise you had become so big so quickly.

When you say "fuck it, I'm not wearing shoes"

RedMar · May 2014

@cMichelle0423‌ - how cute of DH to do that for you! He looks pretty good too! If that was my husband it would be all up and down my toes

becomingmommyagain · May 2014

When you chose to eat as much as you want because you're just going to puke anyway...

misscarter87 · May 2014

Swollen feet face &knees..shortness of breath..insomnia..

RedMar · May 2014

When random 6 year olds at Home Depot cannot take their eyes
off your protruding belly. As you walk through the store, all you can see out of the corner of your eye is this ...

cMichelle0423 · May 2014

@RedMar‌ lol he surprisingly did a pretty good job! I was definitely impressed.

tbmadeamistake · May 2014

I have another!!

When random ladies at the playground come up and ask about the sex of the baby, the name, when you're due and whether or not you plan to nurse...and you're too damn exhausted to tell her that asking about nursing is a little personal for stranger chat, so instead you just smile and walk away.

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Married DH 7/30/11

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Married DH 7/30/11

CSC arrived 5/7/12

CHC arrived 6/2/14

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