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  • MaebbMaebb member
    I just made an appointment for a Brazilian bikini wax. I haven't had one of those since my honeymoon 9 years ago - aaahhh.

    We're leaving for a week long vacation in Thailand without DS next week, and I am excited but a little nervous.

    I hope everyone who is sick feels better soon! I'm trying to decide what to do during DS' nap time...clean, plan the trip, start packing, or take a nap myself.

    Oh - also! I am supposed to start AF sometime around Thursday, and that's when we leave for Thailand, so I'm trying to decide between POAS here or wait until we're there if I haven't started by then. DH says I need to calm down because I may not even be pregnant, but I always get crazy thinking through scenarios about "what if I'm pregnant" around this time of the month.
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  • NarwhalBaconNarwhalBacon member
    haygurlhay said:

    Having a toddler attempt to scale you while you throw up is a new level of hell.

    I'm sorry, that sounds awful. Luckily ds was in bed when I puked last night. I tried to sit on the bed after I cleaned this morning but I just got used as jungle gym while hearing "mamamamama hi hi hi mama"
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  • littlestjerrylittlestjerry member
    We finally have Netflix so I'm watching American Horror Story season one. Dang, lots of naked Dylan McDermott ass in this one, huh?



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  • NarwhalBaconNarwhalBacon member
    edited May 2014
    Ds always tries to climb me or look between my legs in the toilet. That's annoying enough.
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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    My grandpa is taking us and my mom and grandma out to dinner for Mother's Day! Idk where to go. I have ruby Tuesday coupons but eh. I'll have to look. Then Target. SO is going to apply for a credit card. Yay! New phone and tablet for me and LO!



    Anyone have a galaxy tab 3? Does it have kid apps? Do you have a kid proof case?

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  • nonoemilynonoemily member
    bearsbearsbears said:

    OMG poop everywhere! 

    Oh no!
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  • ssmb_clarinetssmb_clarinet member
    Up since 620am when a neighbors ride was honking at them so they would come out of their house...really?! I was stabby. Once she came out I yelled out the window that her friend needs to stop honking at 6am on a weekend. She did it yesterday too. Argh.

    LO is super grumpy the last few days and whiny mcwhinerson. Omg. I think she's getting teeth...plus she's been sick. Eeww. Dosed her with some Tylenol and put her down for her nap early. Hope she wakes up on the right side of her crib this time.

    DH and I just did a quick house clean u and started cleaning off the patio that's been collecting crap all winter. Almost BBQ weather time! :D

    Hope all you sick bumpies feel better soon!
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  • RondackHikerRondackHiker member
    bearsbearsbears said:

    OMG poop everywhere! 

    Noooooooo!


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  • studyinpinkstudyinpink member
    I really need to poop bit I have a sleeping baby on me that will absolutely wake up if I move.

    This is the worst...except needing to puke with a baby on you.

    So glad I'm done getting/being pregnant. I always think this when people start talking about puking. Morning sickness for 9 months is awful!
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  • MamatoA2010MamatoA2010 member
    Feel better all of you who are pukey. Must be something in the air. I'm dragging today so I'm skipping my workout. I'm sick of this shitty May weather. Its in the 50's and gloomy. WTF? I know it will go from 50 to 90 in a day like it usually does this time of year.  
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  • BluepointToastedBluepointToasted member
    Awwww, my boys :)
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  • RondackHikerRondackHiker member
    @mbenit4‌

    I need some of your energy/passion for organization. I have so much to do and no motivation.


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  • taggiecbtaggiecb member
    It's raining like crazy here.  Wyatt wants to do a screen free week, so I am going to try to be supportive, but the first time he says he doesn't want to, I am bailing as well.  

    Also, I have two cousins who are each doing a birthday party for their child, one on Mother's day, and one on Father's day.  Neither of these days are the actual day of the birthday, and as far as I can tell, there is no other reason why they need to do it on these particular days.  We kind of have standing plans for both of these days. While I don't feel too bad about missing one, the Father's day one is a good friend as well as cousin.  WHY SUNDAY!!!!?????
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  • taggiecbtaggiecb member
    I can't do things in spurts.  If I want to start something, I have to know that I will have the time to finish it.  Which just reminded me that I was supposed to clean out my closet today.  Woops.
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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    I don't want to make a new thread so I'm going to drop this eeyore right here.

    My grandpa with cancer died and I found out on Facebook.

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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    He died last night and I found out at 1 this afternoon

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    There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
    Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
    Without you I'll never make it out alive
    But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    Thanks guys. It's really TLDR but my uncle and cousin apologized. I said it didn't want to push the issue right now or anything and he was like I don't to at this time. HIT ME UP WHEN YOU WANNA CHAT BRO! I'll be just as pissed in a few months.

    I'm pretty bummed we probably won't be able to make it to the services though.

    Harry Styles = Life Ruiner

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    There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
    Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
    Without you I'll never make it out alive
    But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
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    J. 1.14.13 my reason for breathing 
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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    We aren't going to dinner anymore because my mom and I are bummed. Maybe tomorrow night or something. Or lunch. I have no idea where to go.

    We're still going to target and I hope I can get my new phone with an upgrade on another line but same account

    Harry Styles = Life Ruiner

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    There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
    Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
    Without you I'll never make it out alive
    But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
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    J. 1.14.13 my reason for breathing 
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  • vandelayvandelay member
    @ShakeyJakey‌, I'm so sorry. All the hugs to you.
                                  

      
                                   
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  • wiggyslilsiswiggyslilsis member
    I'm sorry @ShakeyJakey‌ *hugs*
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    So sorry @ShakeyJakey‌ ! T&Ps
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    Also, thank you @justAphase‌ for being the ONLY person around here who appreciates good font humor.
                                  

      
                                   
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  • wiggyslilsiswiggyslilsis member
    My mom just baked me a cake and we are having dinner here.

    I need to start my homework. The stuff due tonight is easy but the stuff due tomorrow is extra hard so I need to start that stuff. I am going to apply to jobs while I am on the computer as well.
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  • RondackHikerRondackHiker member
    @ShakeyJakey‌

    I'm so sorry.


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  • vandelayvandelay member
    @TheEmpireNeedsYou‌, that's hilarious!
                                  

      
                                   
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