I guess that can count. I think I do that when I'm not pregnant too, though haha. But people make comments about what pregnant women eat. Like "should you be eating that?" Eff off!
As we're quickly approaching the end of our pregnancies, instead of counting down the days till the baby eviction, I want to embrace it!
What are some fun things you can only do when you're pregnant?
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I can barely walk, my OB told me absolutely no activity, no shopping, no cleaning, etc. until my c section date. So I guess the only thing I could do now that I can't do when I'm not pregnant is ignore the no activity order, go on a shopping spree at target, and hope my water doesn't break. Assuming ofcourse I could even walk up and down the aisles for more than 5 minutes.
After having fertility issues, I am trying to enjoy the end of pregnancy. I'm not sure if I will do this again. Feeling LO kick and trying to figure out her position are what I will miss.
Also, as someone pointed out, when I move she moves. When I eat, she eats. It doesn't get much easier than this.
Well, since I'm a FTM I guess I can always enjoy getting long nights of restful sleep, lingering at happy hours, having uninterrupted comfortable sex......oh wait......nope.
The only thing i'm liking now a days is when someone tells me "I'm Huge" "Size of a House" or that i look like i'm "Smuggling 3 watermelons under my shirt" I have the right to be a total Bitch to them and can blame it on hormones....
Well, since I'm a FTM I guess I can always enjoy getting long nights of restful sleep, lingering at happy hours, having uninterrupted comfortable sex......oh wait......nope.
But is it yummy, soulful sex like Alicia Silverstone recommends?
Oh wait. I forgot that her rec for GETTING pregnant. My bad.
Cannot BELIEVE that no one has said "Make bank by doing preggo fetish vids" yet.
agreed. There was a XXX Porn Expo here a couple weeks ago, I told my boyfriend i was going to go and see if they needed a pregnant woman for any of their movies. sadly i did not make it there...
Ummmm hit people with my belly and not have to apologize?
Wait, we are supposed to apologize for that?
Earlier in the pregnancy I accidentally hit my friend with my newly ginormous boobs. I just didn't expect them to stick out that far and got her in the boobs. Since hers are fake it wasn't a soft landing.
Ok well there is one thing! Peace and Quiet! I'm a FTM and I am enjoying absolute quiet and naps and showers when I want! I'm home all day by myself and it's awesome! Also last few weeks of not having the responsibility of taking care of a human! LOL
Have to admit, the kicks are the only awesome thing about it. I am pretty miserable, but thankful. At this point, I want to hold them instead of having pain every time I stand up. Also, I wasn't able to eat whatever I wanted Bc everything upsets my stomach. I, too, miss my wine!!!
Re: End of pregnancy
I guess watching chick flicks on Netflix while eating ice cream or something then.
Try again.
And for the love of Pete, at least make up something interesting or controversial. Preferably controversial, as this board is tame. Sigh.
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Edit: forgot a few words
Oh wait. I forgot that her rec for GETTING pregnant. My bad.
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I'm not new. I just hate The Bump.
Earlier in the pregnancy I accidentally hit my friend with my newly ginormous boobs. I just didn't expect them to stick out that far and got her in the boobs. Since hers are fake it wasn't a soft landing.
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