TMI TUESDAY!

elle_tee19 · April 2014

I'm dying reading all these.

I don't think this is technically "TMI" but its about farts so, it fits.

The other day DH was in the living room playing video games and I was in the bedroom laying down, watching tv. My dog was laying in DH's spot and I farted, pretty freaking loud. It scared her so bad that before fleeing the bed (I'm talking like, scrambled a little bit and launched herself off the bed) she let out a short yelp/cry.

I couldn't stop laughing. She left the room.

:-h

Savvy122 · April 2014

Rachel5130 said:

@Savvy122‌ - Props to your DH for knowing what the mucus plug was. Most women don't even know. I doubt I will. Hahaha. Don't worry, y'all. I won't post it to find out.

I will admit to Googling pictures (DON'T DO THIS). Come to think of it, I'm really not sure how he knew what it was!

kbellizio3 · April 2014

@FAWKES81‌ your story made me giggle, and earned a side eye from DH when I snorted

hubbs173 · April 2014

@FAWKES81‌ and @puttyeast‌ you ladies had me in tears I was laughing so hard!!!

Also I'd just like to say farts are funny no matter how old you are!!!! The fart stories are great!!!!

ElTrain5 · April 2014

I can't think of a funny pregnancy one but the v card one is pretty good. My first serious boyfriend and I were 17 and tried to set it up so that we'd have sex in the woods (he was going through a "Thoreau" phase) but neither of us remembered the condoms. So he left me there to go get one, and I ended up getting lost in the woods to the point where the police were almost called. Him and his parents ended up finding me hours later. A couple of weeks later we ended up doing it in the apartment attached to his parents house that his grandma lived in. On her bed. We lost the condom wrapper. He dumped me a week later because I didn't "read enough" and ended up dating the school slut. Magic I tell you.

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