Santa - Get your arse in here NOW!

GoodWitchBadWitch · April 2014

Cashingn2 said:

@tyedyeme12‌, the clap=chlamydia. Get it right!

I said crabs you fool

jaykay627 · April 2014

mrssantaiscoming said:

Cashingn2 said:

mrssantaiscoming said:

GoodWitchBadWitch said:

I for one can't wait to hear what @santaclausiscoming has to say for himself.

Who is the fairest of all your ladies?

If he expects his sausage to remain intact, HE BETTER SAY ME! Because at the end of the day, all you homewreckers, he comes home to ME.
Except last Wednesday, he spent the night at my house.

HE SAID HE HAD TO WORK! It is getting close to the mid point of the year. He always has to work extra around this time to make sure he stays on top of everything.

He stays on top of everything, alright.

lifesaverz · April 2014

mrssantaiscoming said:

Cashingn2 said:

GoodWitchBadWitch said:

I for one can't wait to hear what @santaclausiscoming has to say for himself.

Who is the fairest of all your ladies?

If he expects his sausage to remain intact, HE BETTER SAY ME! Because at the end of the day, all you homewreckers, he comes home to ME.
Except last Wednesday, he spent the night at my house.

HE SAID HE HAD TO WORK! It is getting close to the mid point of the year. He always has to work extra around this time to make sure he stays on top of everything.

well apparently he was staying "on top" of a few things...

GoodWitchBadWitch · April 2014

@sweetsouthernmomma08 your siggy gif is kinda perfect for OP

cashnchange · April 2014

I HAD CRABS GUYS. CRABS IS TREATABLE!!!! AND HOW DID @goodwitchbadwitch KNOW? UNLESS....

GoodWitchBadWitch · April 2014

Snarknado said:

I HAD CRABS GUYS. CRABS IS TREATABLE!!!! AND HOW DID @goodwitchbadwitch KNOW? UNLESS....

that one night when you and @santaclausiscoming were enjoying yourselves? I was with YH

tyedyeme12 · April 2014

Snarknado said:
I HAD CRABS GUYS. CRABS IS TREATABLE!!!! AND HOW DID @goodwitchbadwitch KNOW? UNLESS....

That's why I was talking about herpes. You said you had gotten meds...meds doesn't get rid of herpes, honey. So, I'm glad you got rid of the bugs, but some things...just don't go away...

GoodWitchBadWitch · April 2014

FTR @snarkado YH's man business is a mess.... but extra condoms did the job

#protected

tyedyeme12 · April 2014

Cashingn2 said:

GoodWitchBadWitch said:

Cashingn2 said:

@tyedyeme12‌, the clap=chlamydia. Get it right!

I said crabs you fool

I also said the clap was chlamydia but it's actually gonorrhea. Sorry, I don't have as much experience with STI's as some of these ladies (@snarknado)

Yah, I thought the clap was chlamydia, too...

mrssantaiscoming · April 2014

GoodWitchBadWitch said:

Snarknado said:

I HAD CRABS GUYS. CRABS IS TREATABLE!!!! AND HOW DID @goodwitchbadwitch KNOW? UNLESS....

that one night when you and @santaclausiscoming were enjoying yourselves? I was with YH

Wait until I tell Mr. Warlock. He is going to LOVE hearing how you are sleeping around.

GoodWitchBadWitch · April 2014

mrssantaiscoming said:

GoodWitchBadWitch said:

Snarknado said:

I HAD CRABS GUYS. CRABS IS TREATABLE!!!! AND HOW DID @goodwitchbadwitch KNOW? UNLESS....

that one night when you and @santaclausiscoming were enjoying yourselves? I was with YH

Wait until I tell Mr. Warlock. He is going to LOVE hearing how you are sleeping around.

The Wizard is my main squeeze these days...

mrssantaiscoming · April 2014

GoodWitchBadWitch said:

mrssantaiscoming said:

GoodWitchBadWitch said:

Snarknado said:

I HAD CRABS GUYS. CRABS IS TREATABLE!!!! AND HOW DID @goodwitchbadwitch KNOW? UNLESS....

that one night when you and @santaclausiscoming were enjoying yourselves? I was with YH

Wait until I tell Mr. Warlock. He is going to LOVE hearing how you are sleeping around.

The Wizard is my main squeeze these days...

You ought to be ashamed of yourself! Your bad witch side must be controlling you lately. Stop practicing so much black magic. You are giving all of us "supernatural" people a bad reputation.

GoodWitchBadWitch · April 2014

mrssantaiscoming said:

GoodWitchBadWitch said:

mrssantaiscoming said:

GoodWitchBadWitch said:

Snarknado said:

I HAD CRABS GUYS. CRABS IS TREATABLE!!!! AND HOW DID @goodwitchbadwitch KNOW? UNLESS....

that one night when you and @santaclausiscoming were enjoying yourselves? I was with YH

Wait until I tell Mr. Warlock. He is going to LOVE hearing how you are sleeping around.

The Wizard is my main squeeze these days...

You ought to be ashamed of yourself! Your bad witch side must be controlling you lately. Stop practicing so much black magic. You are giving all of us "supernatural" people a bad reputation.

since when are you supernatural?

super natural maybe, but supernatural? Keep dreaming

mrssantaiscoming · April 2014

GoodWitchBadWitch said:
since when are you supernatural?

super natural maybe, but supernatural? Keep dreaming

I am shocked at your behavior today. Well, since whenever you started sleeping with my husband. I thought we were friends.

GoodWitchBadWitch · April 2014

Cashingn2 said:

I wonder where Santa is. He told me he was coming...oh wait...

he probably wasn't lying

santaclausiscoming · April 2014

Ladies, ladies, there's enough of me to go around.

GoodWitchBadWitch · April 2014

mrssantaiscoming · April 2014

santaclausiscoming said:

Ladies, ladies, there's enough of me to go around.

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?! I CANNOT BELIEVE ALL THAT I AM LEARNING FROM THESE WOMEN!!!!!!!!! If you can call them women.

santaclausiscoming · April 2014

Oh, have you thawed out, my dear witch?

dollypardon · April 2014

Dude. If I have to hear Buffalo Springfield one more time I'm gonna punch an elf. @mrssantaiscoming: Please come get your bidge, or imma start busting up all the toys in his bag, starting with the expensive Lego sets.

...Wait. He says give him an hour or two, they're making a run to American Science and Surplus to look for stuff to build a gravity bong. Then he'll come home for real.

He wants to know if you want Popeyes.

mrssantaiscoming · April 2014

MissleToad said:

Dude. If I have to hear Buffalo Springfield one more time I'm gonna punch an elf. @mrssantaiscoming: Please come get your bidge, or imma start busting up all the toys in his bag, starting with the expensive Lego sets.

...Wait. He says give him an hour or two, they're making a run to American Science and Surplus to look for stuff to build a gravity bong. Then he'll come home for real.

He wants to know if you want Popeyes.

DO I WANT POPEYES>! I want to pop his eyes!!!!!!!!!!

mrssantaiscoming · April 2014

Santa - You have some explaining to do!!

GoodWitchBadWitch · April 2014

santaclausiscoming said:

Oh, have you thawed out, my dear witch?

don't even act like you didn't just leave my place

GoodWitchBadWitch · April 2014

MarBee1214 said:

santaclausiscoming said:

Ladies, ladies, there's enough of me to go around.

my turn

and who are you?

santaclausiscoming · April 2014

santaclausiscoming said:

Ladies, ladies, there's enough of me to go around.

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?! I CANNOT BELIEVE ALL THAT I AM LEARNING FROM THESE WOMEN!!!!!!!!! If you can call them women.

Maybe think of them like training?

Plus, how else am I going to make more elves? The works population is growing exponentially. I need more assistants!

santaclausiscoming · April 2014

MissleToad said:
Dude. If I have to hear Buffalo Springfield one more time I'm gonna punch an elf. @mrssantaiscoming: Please come get your bidge, or imma start busting up all the toys in his bag, starting with the expensive Lego sets.

...Wait. He says give him an hour or two, they're making a run to American Science and Surplus to look for stuff to build a gravity bong. Then he'll come home for real.

He wants to know if you want Popeyes.

Oh sorry, I already ate all the food.

mrssantaiscoming · April 2014

santaclausiscoming said:

santaclausiscoming said:

Ladies, ladies, there's enough of me to go around.

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?! I CANNOT BELIEVE ALL THAT I AM LEARNING FROM THESE WOMEN!!!!!!!!! If you can call them women.
Maybe think of them like training? Plus, how else am I going to make more elves? The works population is growing exponentially. I need more assistants!

NO. Not acceptable answer! You could be spending more time with ME YOUR WIFE!

GoodWitchBadWitch · April 2014

mrssantaiscoming said:

santaclausiscoming said:

santaclausiscoming said:

Ladies, ladies, there's enough of me to go around.

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?! I CANNOT BELIEVE ALL THAT I AM LEARNING FROM THESE WOMEN!!!!!!!!! If you can call them women.
Maybe think of them like training? Plus, how else am I going to make more elves? The works population is growing exponentially. I need more assistants!

NO. Not acceptable answer! You could be spending more time with ME YOUR WIFE!

you sound like an angry witch...no wonder he likes his extras

mrssantaiscoming · April 2014

I cannot believe you @santaclausiscoming or @goodwitchbadwitch

You are supposed to be my husband - @santaclausiscoming

And you are supposed to be my friend - @goodwitchbadwitch

How can you both betray me so wrongfully? I am heartbroken right now.

GoodWitchBadWitch · April 2014

I already said its not personal @mrssantaiscoming

I like pretty things

dollypardon · April 2014

Now! Get him now. He's got Arlo.

GoodWitchBadWitch · April 2014

MarBee1214 said:

I'm gonna help you out @mrssantaiscoming

teeheehee I know where he goes to get cookie

hint: its not the north pole

mrssantaiscoming · April 2014

I do not find this funny! My whole world is being thrown upside down right now. And he won't even explain himself!

golfingdarwinfish · April 2014

mrssantaiscoming said:

I do not find this funny! My whole world is being thrown upside down right now. And he won't even explain himself!

Maybe it's time for you to get yours, @mrssantaiscoming. Maybe take a trip to Vegas?

SnarkDoggyDogg · April 2014

Heaven802002 said:

MissleToad said:
Now! Get him now. He's got Arlo.

He looks high!

Ho ho ho

@mrssantaiscoming‌, come hang out with me my lady, my pipe is way better than Santa's

mrssantaiscoming · April 2014

SnarkDoggyDogg said:

Now! Get him now. He's got Arlo.

He looks high!
Ho ho ho @mrssantaiscoming‌, come hang out with me my lady, my pipe is way better than Santa's

UH! I am disgusted by this. Please do not even try this. I am a devoted woman. Devoted to my husband who isn't devoted to me

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO DO!!!!

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