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Santa - Get your arse in here NOW!

mrssantaiscomingmrssantaiscoming member
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I cannot believe you!  All those nights you said you were "working late."  Yeah, you were working late.  Working all these women over here!  I am extremely angry right now.  Who is @cashingn2 and @sweetsouthernmomma08 and @heaven802002 ? How dare you step out on me like that?  Your son was born on Christmas for goodness sakes.  How many women were you doing at the same time?  And you still come knocking on my door every night?  You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

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  • mrssantaiscomingmrssantaiscoming member
    Heaven802002 said:
    @mrssantaiscoming‌ I am all about sharing! Or I'm good if I can just watch you and @santaclausiscoming‌ ;)

    How dare you show your face in here?  This is not about you.  I am trying to find my husband.  Apparently he has been quite busy.  I am not amused at this.  You are causing strife in my marriage.  How dare you!
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  • mrssantaiscomingmrssantaiscoming member
    edited April 2014
    Cashingn2 said:
    His daughter was born 11/22.

    How many more children does he have?  I cannot believe this!  And for you to come in here so brazenly and show your face like this.  He has a family!  You ought to be ashamed of yourself too!  @santaclausiscoming - I demand an explanation!
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  • mrssantaiscomingmrssantaiscoming member
    GoodWitchBadWitch said:
    He told me I was fiesty ;)

    WHAT!  You are the one that told me about all this drama on here and YOU have been doing him too?  I am ashamed to call you my friend!  Consider us no longer friends.  I can't believe you would do this to me.
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  • mrssantaiscomingmrssantaiscoming member
    GoodWitchBadWitch said:
    I told him his wand was small


    all my sorries @mrssantaiscoming

    HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY HUSBAND LIKE THAT!  You are probably just too loose with yours.  Don't know a good thing when you find it. 
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  • GoodWitchBadWitchGoodWitchBadWitch member
    I'm sorta sad I didn't get a call out considering how openly affectionate he was to me last Friday...
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  • mrssantaiscomingmrssantaiscoming member
    Cashingn2 said:
    You should talk to @missletoad too. He kept going on about that one. Missletoad this and missletoad that.

    How many more women are there?  I don't know if I can handle much more of this. :((
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  • mrssantaiscomingmrssantaiscoming member
    GoodWitchBadWitch said:
    I'm sorta sad I didn't get a call out considering how openly affectionate he was to me last Friday...
    All he did was walk you to the car after dinner.  I wondered why that took so long.  I thought you must have parked a couple blocks away.  :((
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  • cashnchangecashnchange member
    edited April 2014
    SG introduced me to him. I won't even bother sharing those details because everyone would get jealous!
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  • GoodWitchBadWitchGoodWitchBadWitch member
    mrssantaiscoming said:
    Cashingn2 said:
    You should talk to @missletoad too. He kept going on about that one. Missletoad this and missletoad that.

    How many more women are there?  I don't know if I can handle much more of this. :((
    why do you think you have to fatten him up every year before Christmas?  ST burns calories mrssanta...
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  • mrssantaiscomingmrssantaiscoming member
    SweetSouthernMomma08 said:
    Actually, his son was born on dec 13. Guess you got left outta that loop.

    You mean YOU gave him his first son?    I can't handle this!  An affair gave him his first son.  I think I'm dying inside a little more with every post.  He better come out and explain himself.
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  • mrssantaiscomingmrssantaiscoming member
    Snarknado said:
    SG introduced me to him. I won't even bother sharing those details because everyone would get jealous!

    SG?  Susan Gyle?  MY COUSIN?  WHAT!  It just keeps getting worse and worse.
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  • mrssantaiscomingmrssantaiscoming member
    GoodWitchBadWitch said:
    mrssantaiscoming said:
    Cashingn2 said:
    You should talk to @missletoad too. He kept going on about that one. Missletoad this and missletoad that.

    How many more women are there?  I don't know if I can handle much more of this. :((
    why do you think you have to fatten him up every year before Christmas?  ST burns calories mrssanta...

     I THOUGHT HE JUST LIKED MY LASAGNA :((:((:((:((:((:((:((
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  • GoodWitchBadWitchGoodWitchBadWitch member
    Snarknado said:
    mrssantaiscoming said:
    SweetSouthernMomma08 said:
    Actually, his son was born on dec 13. Guess you got left outta that loop.

    You mean YOU gave him his first son?    I can't handle this!  An affair gave him his first son.  I think I'm dying inside a little more with every post.  He better come out and explain himself.
    I'm actually surprised he hasn't came yet. He's usually really quick about that....at least with me.
    ohhhhhhhhhh snap
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  • mrssantaiscomingmrssantaiscoming member
    VCGolfNYC said:
    mrssantaiscoming said:
    Cashingn2 said:
    You should talk to @missletoad too. He kept going on about that one. Missletoad this and missletoad that.

    How many more women are there?  I don't know if I can handle much more of this. :((
    Well, he is an expert at sneaking into homes undetected and convincing people to sit on his lap.  Did you think it was all in innocent fun or "work"?
    I thought he just loved all the little kids.  I NEVER suspected they were all HIS kids!
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  • cashnchangecashnchange member
    mrssantaiscoming said:
    VCGolfNYC said:
    mrssantaiscoming said:
    Cashingn2 said:
    You should talk to @missletoad too. He kept going on about that one. Missletoad this and missletoad that.

    How many more women are there?  I don't know if I can handle much more of this. :((
    Well, he is an expert at sneaking into homes undetected and convincing people to sit on his lap.  Did you think it was all in innocent fun or "work"?
    I thought he just loved all the little kids.  I NEVER suspected they were all HIS kids!
    I think you need to branch out too then. @heaven802002 and I would love to help you out.
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    Heaven802002 said:
    If you talk to him tell him he owes me child support for his daughter born on Dec 17!

    Did your kid get Christmas presents?  Yes, then that is ALL the child support you are getting!
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    Snarknado said:
    mrssantaiscoming said:
    VCGolfNYC said:
    mrssantaiscoming said:
    Cashingn2 said:
    You should talk to @missletoad too. He kept going on about that one. Missletoad this and missletoad that.

    How many more women are there?  I don't know if I can handle much more of this. :((
    Well, he is an expert at sneaking into homes undetected and convincing people to sit on his lap.  Did you think it was all in innocent fun or "work"?
    I thought he just loved all the little kids.  I NEVER suspected they were all HIS kids!
    I think you need to branch out too then. @heaven802002 and I would love to help you out.

    Maybe I should show him how it feels.  Find myself some buddies to spend time with.  I'm not sure I could though.  The thought of stepping out on my dearest santaboo makes me die even more inside.
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    GoodWitchBadWitch said:
    SweetSouthernMomma08 said:
    mrssantaiscoming said:
    SweetSouthernMomma08 said:
    Actually, his son was born on dec 13. Guess you got left outta that loop.

    You mean YOU gave him his first son?    I can't handle this!  An affair gave him his first son.  I think I'm dying inside a little more with every post.  He better come out and explain himself.
    I'm actually surprised he hasn't came yet. He's usually really quick about that....at least with me.
    -----stupid box He likes to take his time with me. I must be special. I get extra st
    you get extra STD's too... I hear @snarkado has crabs
    I TOOK ALL MY MEDS TYVM! I'M CLEAN NOW!
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    mrssantaiscoming said:
    Snarknado said:
    mrssantaiscoming said:
    VCGolfNYC said:
    mrssantaiscoming said:
    Cashingn2 said:
    You should talk to @missletoad too. He kept going on about that one. Missletoad this and missletoad that.

    How many more women are there?  I don't know if I can handle much more of this. :((
    Well, he is an expert at sneaking into homes undetected and convincing people to sit on his lap.  Did you think it was all in innocent fun or "work"?
    I thought he just loved all the little kids.  I NEVER suspected they were all HIS kids!
    I think you need to branch out too then. @heaven802002 and I would love to help you out.

    Maybe I should show him how it feels.  Find myself some buddies to spend time with.  I'm not sure I could though.  The thought of stepping out on my dearest santaboo makes me die even more inside.
    You should. We can take pictures. I don't mind. Santa will probably LOVE it!
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  • mrssantaiscomingmrssantaiscoming member
    edited April 2014
    Snarknado said:
    GoodWitchBadWitch said:
    SweetSouthernMomma08 said:
    mrssantaiscoming said:
    SweetSouthernMomma08 said:
    Actually, his son was born on dec 13. Guess you got left outta that loop.

    You mean YOU gave him his first son?    I can't handle this!  An affair gave him his first son.  I think I'm dying inside a little more with every post.  He better come out and explain himself.
    I'm actually surprised he hasn't came yet. He's usually really quick about that....at least with me.
    -----stupid box He likes to take his time with me. I must be special. I get extra st
    you get extra STD's too... I hear @snarkado has crabs
    I TOOK ALL MY MEDS TYVM! I'M CLEAN NOW!


    Wait!  Does this mean I need to go get tested?

    How do I go to the clinic and say that Santa possibly gave me STDs?  :(( :(( :(( :(( :(( :(( :((

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  • GoodWitchBadWitchGoodWitchBadWitch member
    I for one can't wait to hear what @santaclausiscoming has to say for himself.

    Who is the fairest of all your ladies?
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    GoodWitchBadWitch said:
    I for one can't wait to hear what @santaclausiscoming has to say for himself.

    Who is the fairest of all your ladies?

    If he expects his sausage to remain intact, HE BETTER SAY ME!  Because at the end of the day, all you homewreckers, he comes home to ME.
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    mrssantaiscoming said:

    Wait!  Does this mean I need to go get tested?

    How do I go to the clinic and say that Santa possibly gave me STDs?  :(( :(( :(( :(( :(( :(( :((

    I can't make any promises.
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    mrssantaiscoming said:
    GoodWitchBadWitch said:
    I for one can't wait to hear what @santaclausiscoming has to say for himself.

    Who is the fairest of all your ladies?

    If he expects his sausage to remain intact, HE BETTER SAY ME!  Because at the end of the year, all you homewreckers, he comes home to ME.
    FTFY
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    mrssantaiscoming said:


    Snarknado said:


    GoodWitchBadWitch said:


    SweetSouthernMomma08 said:

    Snarknado said:


    mrssantaiscoming said:


    SweetSouthernMomma08 said:

    Actually, his son was born on dec 13. Guess you got left outta that loop.


    You mean YOU gave him his first son?    I can't handle this!  An affair gave him his first son.  I think I'm dying inside a little more with every post.  He better come out and explain himself.

    I'm actually surprised he hasn't came yet. He's usually really quick about that....at least with me.



    -----stupid box

    He likes to take his time with me. I must be special. I get extra st


    you get extra STD's too... I hear @snarkado has crabs


    I TOOK ALL MY MEDS TYVM! I'M CLEAN NOW!




    Wait!  Does this mean I need to go get tested?

    How do I go to the clinic and say that Santa

    possibly gave me STDs?  :(( :(( :(( :(( :(( :(( :((

    Yep, he gave you a gift that just keeps on giving...

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  • mrssantaiscomingmrssantaiscoming member
    tyedyeme12 said:
    Snarknado said:
    GoodWitchBadWitch said:
    SweetSouthernMomma08 said:
    mrssantaiscoming said:
    SweetSouthernMomma08 said:
    Actually, his son was born on dec 13. Guess you got left outta that loop.

    You mean YOU gave him his first son?    I can't handle this!  An affair gave him his first son.  I think I'm dying inside a little more with every post.  He better come out and explain himself.
    I'm actually surprised he hasn't came yet. He's usually really quick about that....at least with me.
    -----stupid box He likes to take his time with me. I must be special. I get extra st
    you get extra STD's too... I hear @snarkado has crabs
    I TOOK ALL MY MEDS TYVM! I'M CLEAN NOW!


    Wait!  Does this mean I need to go get tested?

    How do I go to the clinic and say that Santa possibly gave me STDs?  :(( :(( :(( :(( :(( :(( :((

    Yep, he gave you a gift that just keeps on giving...

    This isn't funny!  I can't believe that you are making fun of this!  My whole life is ruined!  I have a fairy tale life and home and now it is all being dashed to pieces.
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  • mrssantaiscomingmrssantaiscoming member
    Cashingn2 said:
    GoodWitchBadWitch said:
    I for one can't wait to hear what @santaclausiscoming has to say for himself.

    Who is the fairest of all your ladies?

    If he expects his sausage to remain intact, HE BETTER SAY ME!  Because at the end of the day, all you homewreckers, he comes home to ME.
    Except last Wednesday, he spent the night at my house.
    HE SAID HE HAD TO WORK!  It is getting close to the mid point of the year.  He always has to work extra around this time to make sure he stays on top of everything. 
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  • mrssantaiscomingmrssantaiscoming member
    MissleToad said:
    It's not what you think! Mr. Missletoad gave him the wrong kind of cookies and now he won't stop hanging out in my basement listening to classic rock and rambling on about "kids these days". Come get him! Take Mr Missletoad too! They're not as funny as they think they are, they're just a couple of annoying stoners :/

    YOU GAVE HIM DRUGS?  You people are horrible! 
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