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Let it all out mamas!!!

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09/23/11 - Married DH

04/01/13 - BFP at 4wks

05/30/13 - MMC - BO @ 12wks 5d

08/29/13 - BFP @ 4wks 4d

09/17/13 - 7wks 2d - Normal HB Detected! Baby measuring perfect for dates and positioning!  

10/23/13 - 12wks 3d - Perfect NT scan! HB 167 & baby wriggling, waving & yawning!

12/17/13 - 20wks 2 d - We're having a beautiful baby girl! Go Team Pink!

05/03/14 - Bobbie Gloria was born at 39+6 weighing 6lb 14oz!

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  • awc1986awc1986 member
    My bitch is that i've sat in all day for the 2nd time for the delivery of LO's dresser. I got phone call from my FIL (who ordered on it on our behalf) who said the depot had a problem this morning and couldn't get the vans out, so it's had to be re-booked for Thursday. The only reason he found this out is because he's been calling them all day and eventually got through after holding for 25 mins. They have his number and didn't call to inform him of this. I've essentially wasted another day waiting for a delivery that was never going to show up. Now it's a toss up between what will come first - the dresser or the baby. 

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    09/23/11 - Married DH

    04/01/13 - BFP at 4wks

    05/30/13 - MMC - BO @ 12wks 5d

    08/29/13 - BFP @ 4wks 4d

    09/17/13 - 7wks 2d - Normal HB Detected! Baby measuring perfect for dates and positioning!  

    10/23/13 - 12wks 3d - Perfect NT scan! HB 167 & baby wriggling, waving & yawning!

    12/17/13 - 20wks 2 d - We're having a beautiful baby girl! Go Team Pink!

    05/03/14 - Bobbie Gloria was born at 39+6 weighing 6lb 14oz!

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  • Nikkidoll15Nikkidoll15 member
    Well I'm due on Friday and my last day of work is Friday. My bitch is that my clients just realized this and stacked my caseload for the week. This week may go by fast but it will also be filled with lots of stress! I don't think my body knows that it's suppose to deliver a baby soon. I still feel so good an that scares me into thinking that I may be induced... Especially since my doctor won't let you go over 41 weeks. Crap.
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  • TaylorHam86TaylorHam86 member
    We have a cleaning service coming tomorrow to do a deep clean of the house before LO gets here. Clean baseboards, steam clean the carpeted rooms, dust everything, etc etc. My bitch is also a FWP. I'm hugely excited to have a clean house but that means I have to clean the house first. We have a terrible habit of letting things pile up on the counters and surfaces, so I've got to remove all that crap today and figure out what to do with it all. I stayed home from work today because my BP is giving me fits again and I didn't get any sleep last night. I really don't feel like getting out of bed today.
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  • jsaffer01jsaffer01 member
    My bitch is MH new job and it's insurance. When he went to his interview he explained to them my situation and they said oh no problem. He just has to work for 28days before he can qualify for insurance. So he worked it out with his other job that he would still stay there full time so there is no break in insurance. Well come to find out this new job, says that the insurance will only cover him and the baby if my job offers insurance. The reason we decided to go with his insurance is because his family plan is a shit ton cheaper than me being single on my insurance through work. Grr, don't tell him one thing if it's not true. So now he has no idea what he is going to do, and most likely going to have to quit this new job. And hopefully his old job can give him back his previous schedule.
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  • SurprisePartySueSurprisePartySue member
    edited April 2014
    awc1986 said:

    Oh and I want to bitch that someone has again managed to disobey the rules of the birth announcement thread. THIS ISN'T HARD, PEOPLE!!!

    This!!! ^

    Ugh!

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    And now I'm mad because I can't remember how to gif!!!!
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  • sheriotsheriot member
    I, too, am annoyed by the random poster on the Birth Announcements thread. I woke up in a funk because of a bad dream so I've already got a short fuse.

    My mom reprimanded me this weekend because: 
    A) I don't plan to get a hair cut and style before the baby gets here. I need to get this done because I am going to wish I had when taking hospital photos and when my little girl is grown, she is going to wish my hair looked freshly cut and colored. (Apparently I am going to raise a Mean Girl.)
    B) We haven't named our baby yet. I guess it's really unheard of to wait and name a baby after you've met it.
    C) I refused to entertain a conversation about what this baby will call her. "Unless she calls me _____, I will sit back eating my bon bons. I won't acknowledge her." First of all, she's not going to be calling anyone anything anytime soon. Secondly, that's three effing syllables. Good luck.

    Happy Monday, everyone!

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  • spacepotatoesspacepotatoes member
    Oh, and also: I'd like to bitch about the hour and half that I just spent at the hospital, only 10-15 minutes of which were actually appointment related. The rest was waiting around for them to figure out the new software they're upgrading to. A bunch of cranky pregnant women standing in an unmoving line, with no apology for the wait when you get to the front it, is how I enjoy spending every morning. Except not.
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  • cbrustcbrust member
    came here to say I was irritated about the birth announcement post...I am SO glad I'm not the only one!!

    I am out of coffee and paid for overnight prime shipping from amazon for more k-cups on saturday. This morning it's saying they won't be here til tomorrow! Who do I need to go punch?


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  • TaylorHam86TaylorHam86 member
    mary97 said:

    My husband doesn't seem all that committed to trying to quit smoking.  He's working on reducing the number, started last week good but by midweek back to normal.  I want to be supportive and respect his "effort" but I really don't want our daughter to be in his car if he's going to continue to smoke.  Also, the entire hospital campus is smoke free, including parking lots, and it's a huge campus.  There is no way I'm going to let him go out for a smoke while I"m in labor.

    I completely relate. :( I could've typed that almost word for word. Grr.

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  • jsaffer01jsaffer01 member
    Oh can I bitch again??? My "darling" husband has not done one thing I've asked him to do to get this house in order. And I've been asking him for over a week. I would do it myself, but I can't maneuver the dining room stuff as it's too heavy for me to move myself. Grrrr just f*cking do it, so I can stop asking you!!!!!
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  • dlallaindlallain member
    edited April 2014
    My bitch is it's my last week of work and I walked into a shit storm of complainers today ones got baby daddy issues and preschool kicked her kid out cuz state didn't pay....another has seasonal allergies really bad is super miserable, another was sick all weekend and is bitching to leave early. And our director is out with strep throat. I mean not to sound like I dont empathize but wtf bitches I'm pregnant and still working through BH constipation heart burn back pain period like cramps headaches and on top of it I'm getting over a cold one of them gave me. I sound like Chewbacca when I breath from the congestion. And to boot the kids in the preschool are all little shites today Mondays always suck for them transition here from home all weekend so not mad at them but holy shit bitches are Cray!!!!

    Oh and one had the balls to bitch about me missing two days a week back. Bitch my grandmother died and I was friggen burying her!!! U 19 year old spoiled brat whose never needed help ever!!!!
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  • IBackBevoIBackBevo member
    I am so exhausted. I can barely put one foot in front of the other. Where is this end of pregnancy energy/nesting burst?
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  • dogsombrerodogsombrero member
    I was going to come here to bitch about the comment on the birth announcements thread too but about 10 people beat me to it.

    My main gripe I'm still pregnant and tomorrow I have to go find out if this baby is mammoth sized or not and whether or not they are going to want to do a c-section (if he's estimated over 11 pounds). I have hardly had any BH and no inclination that this dude feels like budging anytime soon. I really hoped he would come on his own over the weekend so I don't have to worry about having a freaking toddler-sized baby.
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  • RedInLoveRedInLove member
    I edited the Announcement OP since reading is hard for those that don't even go here.




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  • yvanehtniojyvanehtnioj member
    I put off a big assignment over the weekend (well, let's get real- over the entire month of April) and now it's due Wednesday. Fuuuuuuu....

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  • eghulseeghulse member
    edited April 2014
    I feel like I'm falling apart from the spd, my toddler only wants to be climbing all over me, which sets off bh, leaving me unable to move while he climbs on me. Also, said munchkin thinks Frozen is the only thing that should ever be on tv, and I'm freaking sick of it! It was played 4 times on Saturday.

    This baby had two weeks, then he gets his eviction notice. I'm done.
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  • KellymkalilKellymkalil member
    awc1986 said:

    Oh and I want to bitch that someone has again managed to disobey the rules of the birth announcement thread. THIS ISN'T HARD, PEOPLE!!!

    I'm so sorry I disobeyed the "rules". I am new to this and didn't realize I wasn't able to congratulate someone. Please understand that some of the rules aren't clearly laid out so I will not be commenting any longer bc of such a rude response when I got excited for a fellow mom. This is truly unfortunate!
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  • KellymkalilKellymkalil member
    awc1986 said:


    Kellymkalil said:

    awc1986 said:

    Oh and I want to bitch that someone has again managed to disobey the rules of the birth announcement thread. THIS ISN'T HARD, PEOPLE!!!

    I'm so sorry I disobeyed the "rules". I am new to this and didn't realize I wasn't able to congratulate someone. Please understand that some of the rules aren't clearly laid out so I will not be commenting any longer bc of such a rude response when I got excited for a fellow mom. This is truly unfortunate!

    I apologise that the following (written in the first post of the thread):

    THIS THREAD IS FOR ANNOUNCEMENTS ONLY!!!

     was not clear enough. 

    That's what lurking is for. 



    I am sorry. I tried to delete my comment but it wouldn't let me so I just changed it to sorry. When I opened the page it didn't take me to the beginning of the thread just to the most recent posts. I do apologize and didn't mean to upset any fellow preggers... I know how sensitive we all are about many different things. If you can delete my post on that thread please do. Again, I do apologize.
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  • mmksmmks member
    This sciatic pain is really getting old. I'm sick of hobbling around like an old lady. Doesn't my body know that I've got shit to do before this baby comes?!?

    In spite of this I am sooooo not ready (mentally) for labor and the demands of a newborn! I need at least a few more weeks before baby decides to come.

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  • jjtylerjjtyler member
    OMG with the cleaning bitch...we just went through that this weekend, although the hubby handled most of it.

    My main bitch is that my new boss just dropped a reporting change on my lap a week before I go on maternity leave.  I am at the point that he could have told me I was reporting to an imaginary friend and I wouldn't give a shit.  But, I am sure that once I return, it's going to get real.

    And the other bitch is commuting SUCKS.  The parking meter was broken at the train station this morning and I am sure that I will have a ticket once I waddle my arse home.  37 weeks today and I am ready to GOOOOOO!
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  • dwnsldedwnslde member
    I'm not on here a lot, but I've got a few today.

    1- The Army is not allowing my husband to come home for the birth so stop asking!

    2- I get that she needs to "cook" more but I am so done with being pregnant! 38 weeks on Thursday and I want to have her here, be able to sleep on my stomach, I'm even looking forward to nursing!!! 

    3- Stop telling me that my body is prepping me for when she gets here by having insomnia!

    4- Oh my husband just informed me that he thinks maybe we should sell our house this summer before we move next summer…. 3 year old, newborn, 2 cats, 1 dog, find a house/place for a year all while he's not around… FUN TIMES
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  • whimsy515whimsy515 member
    My relatively easy pregnancy isn't so easy anymore.... Waking up twice last night due to cramping. I'm glad I was too exhausted to think "This is it!. In the mornings, I used to be weak on my feet. Now it's all day everyday. I can't even stand for a minute without feeling the need to pass out, and sweat profusely. Not sure how much longer I can go on feeling like that....
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  • awc1986awc1986 member
    I've totally realised when this baby is gonna arrive. 10th May. Why? Eurovision song contest. I watch it every single year start to finish and i just know this little bish is gonna turn up and spoil my yearly tradition. It's definitely gonna happen. 

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    09/23/11 - Married DH

    04/01/13 - BFP at 4wks

    05/30/13 - MMC - BO @ 12wks 5d

    08/29/13 - BFP @ 4wks 4d

    09/17/13 - 7wks 2d - Normal HB Detected! Baby measuring perfect for dates and positioning!  

    10/23/13 - 12wks 3d - Perfect NT scan! HB 167 & baby wriggling, waving & yawning!

    12/17/13 - 20wks 2 d - We're having a beautiful baby girl! Go Team Pink!

    05/03/14 - Bobbie Gloria was born at 39+6 weighing 6lb 14oz!

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  • TaylorHam86TaylorHam86 member
    Kimbus22 said:

    I'd like to add to mine that I asked my DH to clean up literally 2 square feet of floor that was covered in random baskets of cords and electronics and he acted like I asked him to excavate a dinosaur with a q-tip.  And he left everything that wasn't a cord sitting on the floor. I want to punch him in the crotch.
    This made me LOL. Then I stopped, because I hadn't even thought about all the crap all over the bedroom floor that I'll have to bend over and pick up.  :|
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  • MimalooMimaloo member
    My bitch of the day is that I had my last OB appointment this morning and I was the first patient of the day so I thought I'd be in and out. WRONG!!! I waited a freaking hour. If it was another mom with an emergency then I wouldn't be so pissed, but the doctor was entertaining a drug rep who brought in a suitcase of samples and a sales pitch. 

    Not to mention that the sono tech was snapping her gum and LO is currently 6lbs 13oz according to the guesstimate. Dr says, "wow you look bigger than 7lbs". I might have throat punched him today if he wasn't going to be cutting me open in two days. 


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  • lrmrtnlrmrtn member
    1. My swollen feet and ankles.
    2. My constant backache which is the worst when I put my feet up to try to relieve the swelling.
    3. Having the same conversation 43 times a day - when are you due? You look so small for being that far along! What are you having? Do you have a name? Did you see a doctor about the swelling? And on and on and on...
    4. My biostats final next week. Happy to be done but have no clue what's going in this class.
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  • Kaylee524Kaylee524 member
    Kimbus22 said:
    TaylorHam86 said:
    We have a cleaning service coming tomorrow to do a deep clean of the house before LO gets here. Clean baseboards, steam clean the carpeted rooms, dust everything, etc etc. My bitch is also a FWP. I'm hugely excited to have a clean house but that means I have to clean the house first. We have a terrible habit of letting things pile up on the counters and surfaces, so I've got to remove all that crap today and figure out what to do with it all. I stayed home from work today because my BP is giving me fits again and I didn't get any sleep last night. I really don't feel like getting out of bed today.
    Ummm....we have the exact same bitch.  First World Problems unite!

    I'd like to add to mine that I asked my DH to clean up literally 2 square feet of floor that was covered in random baskets of cords and electronics and he acted like I asked him to excavate a dinosaur with a q-tip.  And he left everything that wasn't a cord sitting on the floor. I want to punch him in the crotch.
    I know that feel. DH doesn't ever want me cleaning his desk area because he says he can't find anything afterwards, so I told him that he needed to get it all cleaned up so that the area could be dusted and swept. He put a few things away, but there is still random computer stuff on the desk, laying next to the desk, and covering the shelf above the desk. And he says, "It's cleaner than it's ever been!" Umm, no. It's cleaner than it's ever been when YOU cleaned it. When I clean it, there's nothing left over on random surfaces.
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  • Jdub489Jdub489 member

    So tired of all of the prying questions / comments about how I plan to or should raise my daughter. Cloth or disposable diapers? Will i breastfeed? Will she sleep with us? How are we going to introduce religion? etc...Since I am a FTM, everyone seems to think I need their help or advice on how to do this the right way, including those who don't even have children (maybe this is an all parents issue). First of all, I have no set plans on how this will go since I've never been through it before. I have ideas on how I 'd like to start out, but truly my goal for the first few weeks is to practice keeping her alive and happy. Secondly, it is none of their damn business whatsoever. FTR, I am a firm believer in the scientific method and we will test our hypotheses on different practices/methodologies, and will adjust as we go.

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  • momthatliftsmomthatlifts member
    My bitches for the day- this babys movements are so annoying and painful. They just arent fun anymore! Had me crying in frustration last night. I just wanted to lay down and relax and I was getting horrible cervical kicks left and right.

    I have been throwing up again and lost 3 lbs so I had to sit on an nst at my appointment today after sitting in the waiting room for an hour and a half...

    I literally can not walk without a limp because my pelvis feels like its going to snap..

    Yep they are all pregnancy related today. I'll probably come add more later

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  • dogsombrerodogsombrero member

    awc1986 said:
    I've totally realised when this baby is gonna arrive. 10th May. Why? Eurovision song contest. I watch it every single year start to finish and i just know this little bish is gonna turn up and spoil my yearly tradition. It's definitely gonna happen. 
    That's my due date- you can have it if I can go earlier :)
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  • sisterjanetsisterjanet member
    TaylorHam86 said:
    Kimbus22 said:

    I'd like to add to mine that I asked my DH to clean up literally 2 square feet of floor that was covered in random baskets of cords and electronics and he acted like I asked him to excavate a dinosaur with a q-tip.  And he left everything that wasn't a cord sitting on the floor. I want to punch him in the crotch.
    This made me LOL. Then I stopped, because I hadn't even thought about all the crap all over the bedroom floor that I'll have to bend over and pick up.  :|
    One of the nice things about having a toddler (at least, a toddler still in the 'wanting to be helpful' stage) is that you have someone who loves to pick up all the things. 

    My bitch, addressed to the aforementioned toddler, is basically "go the f to sleep." 

    Also, where the hell is the camera?  We moved a month and a half ago.  I was in the new house getting lunch ready while everybody who was helping move was loading up the trailers and helping to pack up the last odds and ends, and that's when the camera was packed.  No idea which box it's in.  MIL got us the same kind of camera she has, so I've started worrying maybe she took it home without meaning to.
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