TMI Tuesday - Earth Day Edition.

Kristy774 · April 2014

missnacholover said:
Oh man, me too. I'm disgusted by how much hair is in my hands after washing it, and how much is on my brush after brushing it.

So I read this while reading the fisting talk and was thinking, "Hot damn, that's a hairy asshole!"

I thought the same thing.

suzyrenee · April 2014

KMW08 said:
I let dh toss my salad once. I hated it, made him stop, brush his teeth for 10minutes, then we had normal good ole vag sex.

I do however sometimes like him to finger my butt (shallow) during doggy style.

I hate anal & only do it when I "prostitute my butt out." ie: I got a complete bathroom remodel outta the deal. My ass is worth a minimum of $1,000.

Ohh, and anal to me feels like I'm prairie dogging. I warn dh every time if I shit on him, it's not my fault.

Oh, man! I like your style!

Edited because I worded that very awkwardly. Lol

lisaren · April 2014

Ok when you do anal do you do doggie? Missionary?

KMW08 · April 2014

lisaren said:
Ok when you do anal do you do doggie? Missionary?

For us it's a modified doggy. I have to lower my hips a bit and dip my back. It's a weird angle, my back is uncomfortable but it doesn't hurt my ass as bad.

mander82 · April 2014

I just want to say you gals are nuts with the anal. I let him try it once when I was super duper drunk. Fuck that shit. Hurt so god damn bad and my asshole bled for days. That's exit only.....and my bathroom is pink tile from 1950. I will keep my pink tile.

TXSparky · April 2014

So maybe this falls under TMI? If I have a couple orgasms do you think that counts as doing my kegels?

ed16564 · April 2014

I sinssed for the first time today.

icaughtfire · April 2014

Anal isn't bad, but you have to ease into it. You can't just go ramming things in there. Lube is your friend, start slow & toys never hurt either.

I tried it with exes & hated it. With H, it's pretty good. We don't do it everytime, but I'm not against it.

wendyld · April 2014

lisaren said:
Ok when you do anal do you do doggie? Missionary?

I prefer to start missionary to ease into it, and then switch it up. I think he prefers reverse cowgirl (for that and PinV) always

It's mostly for him, but I have O'd that way before, so why not.

Nfranco973 · April 2014

X_X what have I walked in too?! lol

BtW Absolutely no "booty sex" while constipated unless you want moose tracks on your sheets lmaooo.
Feels amazing tho $:\$ "> and I don't mind the tossing salad as long as I'm the one who's salad is getting tossed

and lots of brushing and mouthwash directly after. Part of the reason I don't kiss! Lol weird ain't it?!

lisaren · April 2014

Wait wait wait. You can orgasm doing anal?????????? =D>

icaughtfire · April 2014

lisaren said:
Wait wait wait. You can orgasm doing anal?????????? =D>

If you're doing it right

montella1064 · April 2014

lisaren said:
Ok when you do anal do you do doggie? Missionary?

Both! We switch it up. It's easier to get in, in missionary position. Still hurts like hell during first penetration either way! Gotta work it in.

montella1064 · April 2014

wendyld said:

lisaren said:
Ok when you do anal do you do doggie? Missionary?
I prefer to start missionary to ease into it, and then switch it up. I think he prefers reverse cowgirl (for that and PinV) always

It's mostly for him, but I have O'd that way before, so why not.

Really?! I've o'd during anal only from DP (cock in the ass and dildo in the vag at the same time) but never anal alone.

suzyrenee · April 2014

Really??!!?? I didn't think women could orgasm from anal. BTW, this thread is gettin' spicy!

lisaren · April 2014

suzyrenee said:
Really??!!?? I didn't think women could orgasm from anal. BTW, this thread is gettin' spicy!

That's what I thought!!!! Hot damn.

Damnit why does my ass have to be broken!!!

brooklyngirl18 · April 2014

i feel like such a prude but this just makes me cringe X_X

MrsAdventure · April 2014

mackenziesmama said:

Anal isn't bad, but you have to ease into it. You can't just go ramming things in there. Lube is your friend, start slow & toys never hurt either. I tried it with exes & hated it. With H, it's pretty good. We don't do it everytime, but I'm not against it.

Lol, yes lube does amazing things for the situation. I always swore no bum play, but about 8 months ago, DH started showing some real interest in the neck of the woods, so I figured wth. Honestly, not a bad decision to try it. It's different at first. And definitely something he only gets on rare occasions, when he's been a very, very good boy. You gotta take it slow though. You can't just try to put a square peg in a round hole (sorry, but it's the only analogy I could think of) and hope it works, you've got to build up to the square peg, so to speak. And always use the lube. Always.

montella1064 · April 2014

excitedpreggo12 said:
I pee a little every time I go to puke.

And today I didn't feel like wearing my elastic panties so I went commando to Wally-world and bought seamless panties.

Thank goodness I didn't have to puke while I was commando.

I do this too. Last week I puked so hard that I literally pee'd a full bladder amount all over the floor.

RedBirdFly · April 2014

ClrkKntismyAE said:

flutterbuggie said:

Kay what I want to know is.. why do guys seem to want it/love it so much? Like.. it's just another hole, and there's a perfectly functioning one right next door that MAKES IT'S OWN LUBE, hop in that one bud!

FI says he likes it because it is tighter and feels different. Count me in the "uses anal as a rare treat/bribe club." I also demand more foreplay for anal. At least an hour.

DH says it doesn't feel super different but he has scar tissue from stupid teenager shit on his penis (he burned himself using hot wax to masterbate because he heard it simulated the real thing) so that might be why? Idk. Anal isn't my favorite but @lisaren‌, I totally have o's from assplay.

And once or twice just from him talking to me.

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