TMI Tuesday - Earth Day Edition.

missnacholover · April 2014

Happy Earth day!

And speaking of earthy things...I feel like my PNV, while making my hair and nails grow like beasts has also made my pubes grow like crazy. I could french braid that shit.

MrsAdventure · April 2014

Does puking count as recycling? Or maybe composting? Cause that's my Earth Day contribution.

My TMI is that I drank milk last night at like four in the morning cause I was queasy and it sounded good at the time. About an hour later, I threw up a cream cheese like substance, it was just not right. Now the thought of eating cream cheese makes me ill.

lizgrace03 · April 2014

Ooh, I've got one. I had big, satisfying poops yesterday and today! Feels great after being constipated for the last five weeks!

RedBirdFly · April 2014

Econosaurus said:

The combination of TMI and earth day reminded me of a weird childhood story. My sister said she would pay me $5 if I pooped under a tree in our church parking lot. I accepted since $5 is pretty good when you're 10 and then she ran off to get mom mid squat. I got caught and yelled at but I was $5 richer so it worked out.

I dared my brother once to pee in a litter box. He did. Mom caught him. He was grounded for a week!

In other news, my husband has a fetish for playing with my ass. I used to just let him do it every now and then but now that I'm pregnant everything he does to my butt feel amazing.

The only rule I have is salad-tossing. He has GOT to brush his teeth afterwards.

TXSparky · April 2014

The farts!!! It's almost a constant stream at this point. I think I could power some sort of vehicle with all the gas I produce. Renewable fuels are good for the Earth right?

MrsAdventure · April 2014

flutterbuggie said:

Econosaurus said:

The combination of TMI and earth day reminded me of a weird childhood story. My sister said she would pay me $5 if I pooped under a tree in our church parking lot. I accepted since $5 is pretty good when you're 10 and then she ran off to get mom mid squat. I got caught and yelled at but I was $5 richer so it worked out.

I dared my brother once to pee in a litter box. He did. Mom caught him. He was grounded for a week!

In other news, my husband has a fetish for playing with my ass. I used to just let him do it every now and then but now that I'm pregnant everything he does to my butt feel amazing.

The only rule I have is salad-tossing. He has GOT to brush his teeth afterwards.
Now I want to know my salad tossing is. I feel very sheltered.

Lol, I had to google it $:\$ "> don't feel bad

missnacholover · April 2014

Kllopez1221 said:

flutterbuggie said:

Econosaurus said:

The combination of TMI and earth day reminded me of a weird childhood story. My sister said she would pay me $5 if I pooped under a tree in our church parking lot. I accepted since $5 is pretty good when you're 10 and then she ran off to get mom mid squat. I got caught and yelled at but I was $5 richer so it worked out.

I dared my brother once to pee in a litter box. He did. Mom caught him. He was grounded for a week!

In other news, my husband has a fetish for playing with my ass. I used to just let him do it every now and then but now that I'm pregnant everything he does to my butt feel amazing.

The only rule I have is salad-tossing. He has GOT to brush his teeth afterwards.
Now I want to know my salad tossing is. I feel very sheltered.

It is the oral of the butthole

none of that for me, thanks. ICK.

mander82 · April 2014

I keep picking at the 14 zits along my hairline on my forehead. I am gross.

brooklyngirl18 · April 2014

missnacholover said:

Kllopez1221 said:

flutterbuggie said:

Econosaurus said:

The combination of TMI and earth day reminded me of a weird childhood story. My sister said she would pay me $5 if I pooped under a tree in our church parking lot. I accepted since $5 is pretty good when you're 10 and then she ran off to get mom mid squat. I got caught and yelled at but I was $5 richer so it worked out.
I dared my brother once to pee in a litter box. He did. Mom caught him. He was grounded for a week!

In other news, my husband has a fetish for playing with my ass. I used to just let him do it every now and then but now that I'm pregnant everything he does to my butt feel amazing.

The only rule I have is salad-tossing. He has GOT to brush his teeth afterwards.
Now I want to know my salad tossing is. I feel very sheltered.
It is the oral of the butthole
none of that for me, thanks. ICK.

me neither that is a no touch zone- totally creeps me out. no offense of course just not my cup of tea

missnacholover · April 2014

This tossing salad discussion is going to make me toss my cookies.

SuperFreakedFirstTimer · April 2014

Sometimes when I'm changing clothes or at night, I'll grab a boob, squeeze it in the direction of my husband and say "Open Up!" ...even thought I'm not at the point of lactation yet. It makes him gag and it makes my night to see how disgusted he gets.

brichar31 · April 2014

Every single time we DTD lately when I wipe afterwards there is a tiny bit of pink-ish blood...which has caused me to only give it up once, if he's lucky twice a week.

RedBirdFly · April 2014

SuperFreakedFirstTimer said:
Sometimes when I'm changing clothes or at night, I'll grab a boob, squeeze it in the direction of my husband and say "Open Up!" ...even thought I'm not at the point of lactation yet. It makes him gag and it makes my night to see how disgusted he gets.

My DH is excited for lactation because he thinks its fascinating. He's hard to gross out.

Obviously.

wallygirl · April 2014

@missnacholover‌ I completely agree. Although it doesn't take much to make me toss my cookies lately.

SuperFreakedFirstTimer · April 2014

wallygirl said:

@missnacholover‌ I completely agree. Although it doesn't take much to make me toss my cookies lately.

Me either! I was never really sick with M/S but I guess I didn't realize that a weak stomach is a pregnancy related thing bc I've always had a strong stomach...not lately. EVERYTHING makes me gag/vomit

Celticlass6 · April 2014

@flutterbuggie‌ ...you just made me laugh out loud! Those butt sctaches do feel good, don't they?

suzyrenee · April 2014

I was planning on salad for lunch, but ummmmm, maybe I'll go with something else for today??

MrsAdventure · April 2014

Kllopez1221 said:

Sometimes when I'm changing clothes or at night, I'll grab a boob, squeeze it in the direction of my husband and say "Open Up!" ...even thought I'm not at the point of lactation yet. It makes him gag and it makes my night to see how disgusted he gets.
My DH is excited for lactation because he thinks its fascinating. He's hard to gross out. Obviously.
My BF is the same way.....

DH is the same. Glad to know he's not alone

RedBirdFly · April 2014

MrsAdventure said:

Kllopez1221 said:

RedBirdFly said:

SuperFreakedFirstTimer said:
Sometimes when I'm changing clothes or at night, I'll grab a boob, squeeze it in the direction of my husband and say "Open Up!" ...even thought I'm not at the point of lactation yet. It makes him gag and it makes my night to see how disgusted he gets.
My DH is excited for lactation because he thinks its fascinating. He's hard to gross out.

Obviously.

My BF is the same way.....

DH is the same. Glad to know he's not alone

The only things that gross him out are peas and fingernails being clicked.

brichar31 · April 2014

suzyrenee said:

I was planning on salad for lunch, but ummmmm, maybe I'll go with something else for today??

Hahaha! I somehow always find myself eating something when I read TMI Tuesdays and regret it every time!

MrsAdventure · April 2014

RedBirdFly said:

Kllopez1221 said:

Sometimes when I'm changing clothes or at night, I'll grab a boob, squeeze it in the direction of my husband and say "Open Up!" ...even thought I'm not at the point of lactation yet. It makes him gag and it makes my night to see how disgusted he gets.
My DH is excited for lactation because he thinks its fascinating. He's hard to gross out. Obviously.
My BF is the same way.....

DH is the same. Glad to know he's not alone
The only things that gross him out are peas and fingernails being clicked.

Lol, DH is an enigma when it comes to things that gross him out. He is a cattle rancher, and has come in from a long day of calving with scours (yellow diarrhea from calves with infections - sorry for the visual) all over his clothes and is not at all phased. But buffet utensils creep him out. WTF?

wendyld · April 2014

mander82 said:
I keep picking at the 14 zits along my hairline on my forehead. I am gross.

Mine are ingrown hairs from all of the tiny baby hairs growing in. And its a damn good thing since I'm losing huge handfuls of hair every day. I'm going to be bald soon.

brooklyngirl18 · April 2014

i was feeling like a rock star last week/weekend with my poops until i was out shopping and i shit so much i clogged the outlet mall bathroom. yup. the girl who couldnt go for like a week clogged the toilet. and of course theres no plunger or any cleaning device so i washed my hands as fast and i could and ran out :::hanging my head in shame:::

but dh was waiting for me outside with a bag of dipsy doodles (my favorite ever) from the vending machine and it made my day.

RachelC79 · April 2014

The citrucel fiber I've been drinking for four days is finally starting to work. OMG I am so relieved. I think I've already lost 5 pounds.

lisaren · April 2014

RedBirdFly said:

Econosaurus said:

The combination of TMI and earth day reminded me of a weird childhood story.

My sister said she would pay me $5 if I pooped under a tree in our church parking lot. I accepted since $5 is pretty good when you're 10 and then she ran off to get mom mid squat. I got caught and yelled at but I was $5 richer so it worked out.

I dared my brother once to pee in a litter box. He did. Mom caught him. He was grounded for a week!

In other news, my husband has a fetish for playing with my ass. I used to just let him do it every now and then but now that I'm pregnant everything he does to my butt feel amazing.

The only rule I have is salad-tossing. He has GOT to brush his teeth afterwards.

Salad tossing :-?

lisaren · April 2014

All this talk of ass licking is just not right.
Be nice to your ass. Be gentle. Take care of it. Nice ass.

I have a friend who loves to be fisted up her ass. Crazy whack bitch. Hahahaha

NunyaBennis · April 2014

A "friend" you say... Fisting? Eek, too much! You couldn't even get a fist in my middle hole.

Add'l TMI: I told hubs I think I have a 7 lb. poop just waiting to break free. Had OB appt today & found out it's actually 9! Yeesh!

MrsAdventure · April 2014

This thread is really cracking me up today, TMI is being taken to a crazy new level. I feel like this is setting a whole new standard for next weeks edition.

lisaren · April 2014

Ha! No fisting my ass!!!!! Hell no!

brooklyngirl18 · April 2014

lisaren said:

All this talk of ass licking is just not right. Be nice to your ass. Be gentle. Take care of it. Nice ass. I have a friend who loves to be fisted up her ass. Crazy whack bitch. Hahahaha

DUDE!!!! so not ok. this hurts just thinking about it
:-t

lisaren · April 2014

She's a supa freak. I love her though.

She has videos of her squirting. Hahahaha.

I didn't know what squirting was so I googled it and whoaaaaA.

Y'all get bored check out redtube

RedBirdFly · April 2014

lisaren said:
All this talk of ass licking is just not right.
Be nice to your ass. Be gentle. Take care of it. Nice ass.

I have a friend who loves to be fisted up her ass. Crazy whack bitch. Hahahaha

That would terrify me. DH better not come near my ass with his fist.

jessa1228 · April 2014

wendyld said:

I keep picking at the 14 zits along my hairline on my forehead. I am gross.
Mine are ingrown hairs from all of the tiny baby hairs growing in. And its a damn good thing since I'm losing huge handfuls of hair every day. I'm going to be bald soon.

Oh man, me too. I'm disgusted by how much hair is in my hands after washing it, and how much is on my brush after brushing it.

Kristy774 · April 2014

I just want it say I've never done anal or salad tossing, really grosses me out just thinking about it. I feel like if I did do anal though I wouldn't be so constipated. Still not trying it.

lizgrace03 · April 2014

Kristy774 said:

I just want it say I've never done anal or salad tossing, really grosses me out just thinking about it. I feel like if I did do anal though I wouldn't be so constipated. Still not trying it.

I feel like it could also make you more constipated? I don't want to think about it too much! Ow. And especially ow to @lisaren's friend and the fisting. EEK!!!!!!!

wendyld · April 2014

Kristy774 said:
I just want it say I've never done anal or salad tossing, really grosses me out just thinking about it. I feel like if I did do anal though I wouldn't be so constipated. Still not trying it.

I would NOT give it a try for the first time in that condition.

Kristy774 · April 2014

wendyld said:

Kristy774 said:
I just want it say I've never done anal or salad tossing, really grosses me out just thinking about it. I feel like if I did do anal though I wouldn't be so constipated. Still not trying it.
I would NOT give it a try for the first time in that condition.

I just laughed out loud.

icaughtfire · April 2014

lisaren said:

All this talk of ass licking is just not right. Be nice to your ass. Be gentle. Take care of it. Nice ass. I have a friend who loves to be fisted up her ass. Crazy whack bitch. Hahahaha

This was my reaction reading that.

KMW08 · April 2014

I let dh toss my salad once. I hated it, made him stop, brush his teeth for 10minutes, then we had normal good ole vag sex.

I do however sometimes like him to finger my butt (shallow) during doggy style.

I hate anal & only do it when I "prostitute my butt out." ie: I got a complete bathroom remodel outta the deal. My ass is worth a minimum of $1,000.

Ohh, and anal to me feels like I'm prairie dogging. I warn dh every time if I shit on him, it's not my fault.

TXSparky · April 2014

Kristy774 said:
I just want it say I've never done anal or salad tossing, really grosses me out just thinking about it. I feel like if I did do anal though I wouldn't be so constipated. Still not trying it.

All I can think about when I read this is Zack and Miri make a porno.... Yikes!

missnacholover · April 2014

Oh man, me too. I'm disgusted by how much hair is in my hands after washing it, and how much is on my brush after brushing it.

So I read this while reading the fisting talk and was thinking, "Hot damn, that's a hairy asshole!"

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