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May 2014 Moms
Monday Bitchfest
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Re: Monday Bitchfest
My future SIL. I haven't brought her up 'round these parts but bitch is cray to the Z. Yesterday was Easter dinner and she was having a "good day." Good days = nobody being able to have a conversation near her without her interrupting with stupid questions, irrelevant comments, and outright lies. She interrupted me telling my MIL about my ultrasound with "You don't get 3D ultrasounds?" OK, I was in the middle of a sentence and now I have to stop what I'm doing to explain to you why doctor's offices don't all offer 3D ultrasounds? I realized I'm going to have to start ignoring her or telling her, "Excuse me, the adults are having a conversation. Hang on a minute." like she's 5.
Then my FIL, husband & his brother were going to move an old and extremely heavy TV. She kept trying to help, and when they kept saying no she went "My dad used to let me help him move our TV! Why won't you give me a chance?!?!" and got all teary eyed. Her dad died a few years ago and she brings it up at the weirdest times. And you and your dad moved a TV around all the time? Really? Anyways, that's her on a good day. Bad days = drinking heavily (including stealing from the liquor cabinet), popping pills, crying, going off on people, and unwanted kissing of other female guests.
I get mad at my BIL for keeping this abomination around. All family time (which used to be fun) is ruined because of her ass. I hate her.
And due to the above friendage...wtf high school gf of DH, why must you have a five year old with the same name DH and I FINALLY agreed on for this LO?
ETA: Wtf brain. It's only Monday
DS1 - 7/2011, DD 12/2012, DS2 - 4/2014, MMC - 12/2015
I ordered my glider today. Evidently I dropped my credit card when leaving. Now I have to go back tomorrow and get my credit card.
I also can't find a basic lamp like I want. Nothing fancy. I have a lamp shade but no lamp. Blah!
DS1 - 7/2011, DD 12/2012, DS2 - 4/2014, MMC - 12/2015
It’s not that I don’t like you, it’s that I don’t know you. Stranger Danger.
Also, it annoys me a bit having to answer a million questions about my pregnancy but mostly I keep to the house now since i'm sick of it. The one thing that cracks me up is the amount of people (that know me!) are always talking about how small I am. And I think I've realized why. I have gained at least 30 pounds and may gain a few more. So more than enough and I certainly feel giant. But I realize it's because they all expected me to blow up. A few years ago I gained 50 pounds then took a year and lost it all. I started my pregnancy at my healthy weight. I really think they thought I would gain at least that if not more. Nope, sorry people you didn't get to see me get super fat but maybe when I'm a tired worn down new mom you'll get to see the hippo show! But don't hold your breath. ha!
Married Rob May 23rd 2008 * Munchkin due May 5th 2014 * Getting back on the waiting list for domestic infant adoption May 2015 * Apparently May is our month!
I saw a great basic cheap side table at BRU. $40, but with a 20% off, you're looking at just over 30.
Also, DH is currently working on the interior pieces to his car. By working on them, I mean using goof-off or whatever nasty orange-scented spray crap in the middle of my kitchen. He has all the windows open and the hood vent going but I am going to kill him because of the stench. Take it outside. We have a garage for a reason. Yes I understand it is 95F outside right now but please take that shit out of the house. My nose is burning, my head hurts, I feel sick.
He also has the air conditioning running while the windows are open. I don't understand this. It is now hot inside and outside and the air is running non-stop.
I went into the kitchen to get something to drink and pull my shirt over my nose; I don't say anything. He starts saying, "I get it. I get it. You want me to stop. I'll stop" as if I was trying to make a statement. I really wasn't. I just didn't want to breath more of that stuff in.
And I don't care if he stops or not. Just do this outside or do it at night when it is cooler. Just not inside the house.
Oh, and I found the syringe we use for DS's allergy medicine in the sink with his rags he was using to clean these pieces and tells me he was going to clean it afterward. WTF.
T 2.12 | W 5.14
DS1 - 7/2011, DD 12/2012, DS2 - 4/2014, MMC - 12/2015
Also, people suck. I'm tired of no one at my college having any decency to hold a door open for the obviously pregnant woman. Seriously!?! I'm less than three feet behind you, you passed my slow waddling ass to beat me to the door, and now you're going to be a total douchecanoe and not hold it open so that I have to rush to get to it before it shuts in my face or smacks my bump? I hope you choke on a pen cap and get the explosive squirts during your 3hr semester final.
There is nothing quite like checking your bank account or see that the car dealership charged $2752 when they were only supposed to charge $752! I have at least 4 overdraft fees from their mistake. DH went to the lot and had them add back the $2000 but it is going to take several days to clear and in the mean time, we have zero funds in the account and I still need to go grocery shopping. The dealer had promised to also reimburse the overdraft fees at the end of the month since they are well over $100 by now.
So not Awesomesauce In the mean time.
09/23/11 - Married DH
04/01/13 - BFP at 4wks
05/30/13 - MMC - BO @ 12wks 5d
08/29/13 - BFP @ 4wks 4d
09/17/13 - 7wks 2d - Normal HB Detected! Baby measuring perfect for dates and positioning!
10/23/13 - 12wks 3d - Perfect NT scan! HB 167 & baby wriggling, waving & yawning!
12/17/13 - 20wks 2 d - We're having a beautiful baby girl! Go Team Pink!
05/03/14 - Bobbie Gloria was born at 39+6 weighing 6lb 14oz!
Yeah, this is umm way beyond the bitchfest...OP we need more details this sounds insane, what does your DH say? Even joking about spousal abuse, yeah not ok!