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  • MrsAssMrsAss member
    @mamatoA is such a troll.
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  • MrsAssMrsAss member
    LexiLupin said:
    I wonder if they thought my name was supposed to be mr sass and that's why the BGs let it go through?
    Do the BGs vet new SNs?
    They deny SNs with curse words in them I believe.
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  • ssholesshole member
    It's beginning to feel like an orgy in here!  Ass, Cunt, Penis
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  • LucilleAusteroLucilleAustero member

    It took one experience in JFK airport with my 2 year old darter to realize that harnesses can be amazing and some serious peace of mind.

    I used to judge formula feeders, but then I actually had a child and got a clue.

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  • SpaceGirlSpiffSpaceGirlSpiff member
    Well this has certainly livened up a shittastic Monday

    I say let the leashes fly errwhere up in here!

    Cat leg goes crazy and beats itself in the face

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  • thebanichthebanich member
    Omg. Bison burger.


    Afuckingmazing
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  • PeanutButterFoxPeanutButterFox member
    RondackHiker said:
    She just won't act right, guise.
    Gah! I want to nom her little toes, and her little fingers, and her sweet cheeks! So cute!

    BabyFruit Ticker
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  • fancynewbeeslyfancynewbeesly member
    EVA116 said:

    I judge people who put black jelly beans in kid's Easter eggs.

     

     

    WTH Nana.



    Or my DH who just gives DD the black jelly beans for fun....blech! She ate it though. Without complaints. -
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    My daughter is my hero.
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  • JennicillinJennicillin member
    When my kids just won't act right, I buy them French Fries.... just to stop the madness.

    JUDGE ME!  They still won't act right...
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  • TheOtherJacobsonsTheOtherJacobsons member
    Arngbride330 said:
    I think parents now a day of completely unnecessary shit. I do what I think my son needs. I assume y'all do too. I won't shut the fuck you @PeanutButterFox‌. I stand by my statements. I don't know every child's situation. But I do know that I've dealt with crazy ass kids and never once had to use a harness. If you do, whatever. All of you judge, no matter what you say. No one is 100% accepting of everything. So everyone quit acting like your so damn open minded and accepting. It's fucking bullshit. Be honest.
    Was that even English? Seriously, check yo shit.

    FTM - BFP: 1/23/14 - EDD: 10/5/14 - DD Born 9/13/14

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  • missyisheremissyishere member
    My kid shit her diaper three times already today. Can I make her act right and stop so much pooping?!


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  • NarwhalBaconNarwhalBacon member
    edited April 2014
    Well since one person's anecdotal evidence is apparently sufficent to protest harnesses, my mom used a harness on me and I turned out to be an independent and fully functioning adult. Imagine that.
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  • thisplaceisstupidthisplaceisstupid member
    thisplaceisstupid said:
    is this thread worth reading the 8 pages? lemme know. tyia!
    oh hey you sexy thing! no, no it is not.

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  • NarwhalBaconNarwhalBacon member
    Also, my kid can climb out of his crib now. Can you suggest how I make him stay in? Just tell him he better not try it again? Cuz, I tried that and it didn't work. Help me make my child behave.
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  • jorkz821jorkz821 member
    I tried to get DD to act right by threatening her with time out. She said, and I quote "I want time out, mommy!"

    Any advice to get her to act right, because that backfired a smidge.
    SQUIRREL!!!

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  • NarwhalBaconNarwhalBacon member
    edited April 2014
    LOL that was a lie, I am definitely not a fully functioning adult. I guess the harness did ruin me.
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  • thebanichthebanich member
    jorkz821 said:
    I tried to get DD to act right by threatening her with time out. She said, and I quote "I want time out, mommy!" Any advice to get her to act right, because that backfired a smidge.
    DD does this when I tell her she will get a time out and she doesn't want to do whatever I asked. Lately it has been leaving the house in the morning. I tell her she will get a time out if she doesn't walk to the car like a big girl. "I want a time out mommy"


    damn it.
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  • BeebopandBuddyBeebopandBuddy member
    Banich4eva said:
    jorkz821 said:
    I tried to get DD to act right by threatening her with time out. She said, and I quote "I want time out, mommy!" Any advice to get her to act right, because that backfired a smidge.
    DD does this when I tell her she will get a time out and she doesn't want to do whatever I asked. Lately it has been leaving the house in the morning. I tell her she will get a time out if she doesn't walk to the car like a big girl. "I want a time out mommy"


    damn it.
    When they say something like that, the time out becomes more for me than them.  Sit over there and be quiet for a minute or mommy is going to explode.
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  • NarwhalBaconNarwhalBacon member
    Holls2011 said:
    BunkinMama said:
    NarwhalBacon said:
    NellyBluth said:
    NarwhalBacon said:
    Also, my kid can climb out of his crib now. Can you suggest how I make him stay in? Just tell him he better not try it again? Cuz, I tried that and it didn't work. Help me make my child behave.
    Have you tried tying his leash to the crib?
    I thought about that but, ya know, I think he might get uncomfortable sleeping. Should I zip tie a baby gate to the top of the crib? Then it would have a cool lid like an aquarium. 
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    The lady that I use to nanny for had this!  The kids were so smart, they learned how to unzip it from the inside so they safety pinned the outside on the zipper to keep it closed at night. 

    Stuck in box
    Well fuck that then. DS can already unzip shit. This kis is a reincarnation of Houdini.
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  • allrightmeowallrightmeow member
    HilarityEnsued said:
    Arngbride330 said:
    I want to raise him to be independent. Sorry if I didn't clarify that. I made a statement of how I felt about it. My parents never used harnesses, and we were fine. Because my parents could control us or they wouldn't take us out. We behaved and stayed with them, or we didnt get to go places. I don't see what's so wrong with making your kids act right.
    Im emotional damaged because my mother used a stroller.  I couldn't understand why if she claimed to love me so, she was constantly pushing me away from her.  Also, I have commitment issues  and feel smothered in all my relationships because she was constantly holding my hand when we didn't have the stroller.  That bitch ruined my life! 

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  • MonkeybabeMonkeybabe member
    NarwhalBacon said:
    Holls2011 said:
    BunkinMama said:
    NarwhalBacon said:
    NellyBluth said:
    NarwhalBacon said:
    Also, my kid can climb out of his crib now. Can you suggest how I make him stay in? Just tell him he better not try it again? Cuz, I tried that and it didn't work. Help me make my child behave.
    Have you tried tying his leash to the crib?
    I thought about that but, ya know, I think he might get uncomfortable sleeping. Should I zip tie a baby gate to the top of the crib? Then it would have a cool lid like an aquarium. 
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    The lady that I use to nanny for had this!  The kids were so smart, they learned how to unzip it from the inside so they safety pinned the outside on the zipper to keep it closed at night. 

    Stuck in box
    Well fuck that then. DS can already unzip shit. This kis is a reincarnation of Houdini.
    You could nail a screen door down on top. That would help you test this theory.
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