Would you believe me if I told you I know a #9? I have always wanted to inquire what she does if her kid, say, tries to stick a fork in a socket. Is she like, "Please contemplate a better decision!"? LOL.
#4 is a pet peeve of mine. Once a kid is say 1 1/2, just start saying they're two, or three, or what the fuck ever. I read an article (maybe someone here posted it?) where a mom was defending her 52 month old argument that a month makes a big difference in development. I side eye the shit out of this. First, kids develop at different paces, second I don't know what those milestones are! Idgaf if you kid hit every one of them early or late. It's your kid! It's almost worse that trying to do the math of how old your kid actually is. Seriously. Stop with the "months."
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As a very laid back kind of mom I am so on board with so many of these haha. Had a lady once tell me her son was 36 months old, I'm pretty sure I delivered my best "wtf" face ever. Oh and I hate super skinny rubberband moms that just snap right back into shape. Probably just cause I'm super jealous because apparently my body feels the need to gain 50 pounds during pregnancy...
My cousin just posted monthly pics of his two kids...47 months and 23 months...yup, every month for the past 47 we get new pics, labelled with how many months his kid is. I can't stand it!
What about the social media whiner? "My baby won't sleep more than 2 hours and he's 27 months old! This parenting book I read is the end all of all parenting so I'm sticking with it even though everyone in my house is miserable AND I'M NOT CHANGING BECAUSE I'M RIGHT SO DONT EVEN TRY TO SUGGEST ALTERNATIVES!!!"
June '14 September Siggy challenge- Favorite things about fall
Re: 10 Types of Moms That Suck.
Edit because autocorrect hates me when I rant.
Married DH 7/30/11
CSC arrived 5/7/12
CHC arrived 6/2/14
If you added 2,6 & 7 you'd have both my SILs..
Lucky me!
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**Colleen Donaghy**