Any Tuesday confessions?

JackoftheBox · April 2014

I always forget them by Friday!

Let's see last night I had a sex dream about a former friend of mine. This has resulted me into wanting to jump DH has soon as he gets home.

graciesmurf · April 2014

I found my first gray hair. It was a pubic hair. My vag is becoming an old lady.

Krisx2 · April 2014

I had a sex dream as well about a threesome with DH and one of my best friends. It left me wondering if her butt really looked that nice and if I should tell her that my dream self assumed it looked nice. Dreams are weird.

JackoftheBox · April 2014

graciesmurf said:

I found my first gray hair. It was a pubic hair. My vag is becoming an old lady.

Maybe "seasoned" is a better word?

graciesmurf · April 2014

JackoftheBox said:

graciesmurf said:

I found my first gray hair. It was a pubic hair. My vag is becoming an old lady.

Maybe "seasoned" is a better word?

I don't think I want to have a "seasoned vag". Saying it that way makes it sound like I get around a lot.

JackoftheBox · April 2014

graciesmurf said:

JackoftheBox said:

graciesmurf said:

I found my first gray hair. It was a pubic hair. My vag is becoming an old lady.

Maybe "seasoned" is a better word?

I don't think I want to have a "seasoned vag". Saying it that way makes it sound like I get around a lot.

Good point! LOL I just didn't want your vag to become an old lady. <-- I just realized I have little to no filter.

You know b/c I should be worried about that! Hawkward....

graciesmurf · April 2014

@jackofthebox I just googled euphemisms for old and I'm now settled on vintage. I feel so hipster about that!

ImJessesGirl · April 2014

I wish I had some interesting dreams. I rarely remember mind.

Congrats on your vintage bag @graciesmurf

My confession is that I just ate a Reese's PB cup before lunch... and that was not my first snack of the day. Sad this is, I'm still starving.

I also confess that I just ranted a long rant about our school's technology department to my 3rd block... so unprofessional of me.

wishiwaspreggo · April 2014

Every time I have a sex dream, it's me having sex with someone I would really, really, really hate to have sex with IRL. And the worst part is - I always enjoy it. I feel so conflicted and then when I wake up I feel horrible all day oscillating between "Wow, that was hot sex" and "OMG GROSS STOP STOP STOP STOP!!!!!!"

sister13 · April 2014

graciesmurf said:

JackoftheBox said:

graciesmurf said:

I found my first gray hair. It was a pubic hair. My vag is becoming an old lady.

Maybe "seasoned" is a better word?

I don't think I want to have a "seasoned vag". Saying it that way makes it sound like I get around a lot.

Or like you actually put herbs and seasonings on it. Like the vag steamer.

Danielle0311 · April 2014

DH and I are dieting but I suck..I just put my lunch in my fitnesspal today as a turkey sandwich so he doesn't yell at me when he looks (we are suposed to be motivating each other on this diet lol) What did I really eat? Wendy's asiago bacon ranch chicken sandwich and fries.. Major fail

AmandaLeeBest · April 2014

ImJessesGirl said:

Congrats on your vintage bag @graciesmurf

*Snicker... vintage bag

wishiwaspreggo · April 2014

Danielle0311 said:

DH and I are dieting but I suck..I just put my lunch in my fitnesspal today as a turkey sandwich so he doesn't yell at me when he looks (we are suposed to be motivating each other on this diet lol) What did I really eat? Wendy's asiago bacon ranch chicken sandwich and fries.. Major fail

FWIW, I approve

I'm supposed to be eating low carb but one of my former students brought me cupcakes which are renowned to be the best in Indianapolis. I am, however, saving them to share with C so I can drag her down with me.

ImJessesGirl · April 2014

AmandaLeeBest said:

ImJessesGirl said:

Congrats on your vintage bag @graciesmurf

*Snicker... vintage bag

DAMMIT!!!! Foiled by my lack of spell check.

mkrk227 · April 2014

I flicked a stinkbug and it went straight down my co-workers cleavage which resulted in her pulling her shirt down and screaming....I work in a bank.

JackoftheBox · April 2014

mkrk227 said:

I flicked a stinkbug and it went straight down my co-workers cleavage which resulted in her pulling her shirt down and screaming....I work in a bank.

LMAO I would have died laughing.

mkrk227 · April 2014

JackoftheBox said:

mkrk227 said:

I flicked a stinkbug and it went straight down my co-workers cleavage which resulted in her pulling her shirt down and screaming....I work in a bank.

LMAO I would have died laughing.

I cried I was laughing so hard....what makes it worse is that she's 60.
:-S

JackoftheBox · April 2014

jj32 said:

I had a random dream about my H's ex wife. That we were all doing yoga together and she was playing an instrument. Totally weird.

What instrument? Depending on this answer it could make your dream even weirder...

jrcalhoun · April 2014

Apparently I'm a meanie-bo-beanie and a troll created a whole new account under @youareamoron just to tell me how mean I was.

Oh and also, BINGO--because she told me she was praying I never reproduced.

Confession: I'm sad I didn't get to feed the troll before a beautiful individual banned her bitchass. @DarcyHermione I'm looking at and assuming it was you.

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MaddScientist · April 2014

ImJessesGirl said:

AmandaLeeBest said:

ImJessesGirl said:

Congrats on your vintage bag @graciesmurf

*Snicker... vintage bag

DAMMIT!!!! Foiled by my lack of spell check.

my confession is that I though you meant to say 'vintage bag' and that bag was some slang for vag that I was too stupid to know.

peggels24 · April 2014

MaddScientist said:

ImJessesGirl said:

AmandaLeeBest said:

ImJessesGirl said:

Congrats on your vintage bag @graciesmurf

*Snicker... vintage bag

DAMMIT!!!! Foiled by my lack of spell check.

my confession is that I though you meant to say 'vintage bag' and that bag was some slang for vag that I was too stupid to know.

I assumed that auto-correct disliked "vag" and thought you meant "bag"

pinkgsxr · April 2014

I just realized my underwear have been on backwards all day.

JackoftheBox · April 2014

pinkgsxr said:

I just realized my underwear have been on backwards all day.

I am notorious for putting them on inside out, and then being like IDGAF and just going with it.

pinkgsxr · April 2014

JackoftheBox said:

pinkgsxr said:

I just realized my underwear have been on backwards all day.

I am notorious for putting them on inside out, and then being like IDGAF and just going with it.

Oh I didn't fix the situation.

lizzyp9112 · April 2014

JackoftheBox said:

pinkgsxr said:

I just realized my underwear have been on backwards all day.

I am notorious for putting them on inside out, and then being like IDGAF and just going with it.

Yeah I did that with a hoodie yesterday morning, though. Tougher to not GAF with a hoodie....

I'm having a shitty day where I am really frustrated and tired of being unable to breathe thanks to all the renovation dust in the house. Also one of our dogs pissed on our bed yesterday and I couldn't fit one of our blankets in the washer so I have to take it to a laundromat.

I called DH a bit ago and vented to him. He was so sweet and encouraging that now I just feel thankful that he is pretty damn awesome. I'm still frustrated but it took it down from a 9 to a 3.

Snickerdoodle24 · April 2014

pinkgsxr said:
I just realized my underwear have been on backwards all day.

I need to know, what style of underwear are you wearing that you could accidentally put it on backwards? Yes I said "need."
Can't be a thong...

JackoftheBox · April 2014

Snickerdoodle24 said:

I just realized my underwear have been on backwards all day.

I need to know, what style of underwear are you wearing that you could accidentally put it on backwards? Yes I said "need." Can't be Hope it's not a thong...

FTFY

JackoftheBox · April 2014

lizabethc said:

JackoftheBox said:

pinkgsxr said:

I just realized my underwear have been on backwards all day.

I am notorious for putting them on inside out, and then being like IDGAF and just going with it.

Yeah I did that with a hoodie yesterday morning, though. Tougher to not GAF with a hoodie....

I'm having a shitty day where I am really frustrated and tired of being unable to breathe thanks to all the renovation dust in the house. Also one of our dogs pissed on our bed yesterday and I couldn't fit one of our blankets in the washer so I have to take it to a laundromat.

I called DH a bit ago and vented to him. He was so sweet and encouraging that now I just feel thankful that he is pretty damn awesome. I'm still frustrated but it took it down from a 9 to a 3.

I'm sorry your having a shitty day! Just think of how great things will be when the renovation is done. In the meantime find alcohol and chocolate asap.

lizzyp9112 · April 2014

@Jackofthebox, Thanks- just a lot to juggle at once. I have Reeses eggs so life can now continue.

JackoftheBox · April 2014

lizabethc said:

@Jackofthebox, Thanks- just a lot to juggle at once. I have Reeses eggs so life can now continue.

Lol going for the good stuff I see

Danielle0311 · April 2014

wishiwaspreggo said:

Danielle0311 said:

DH and I are dieting but I suck..I just put my lunch in my fitnesspal today as a turkey sandwich so he doesn't yell at me when he looks (we are suposed to be motivating each other on this diet lol) What did I really eat? Wendy's asiago bacon ranch chicken sandwich and fries.. Major fail

FWIW, I approve

I'm supposed to be eating low carb but one of my former students brought me cupcakes which are renowned to be the best in Indianapolis. I am, however, saving them to share with C so I can drag her down with me.

I am glad I am not alone in this!!! Lol

pinkgsxr · April 2014

Snickerdoodle24 said:

pinkgsxr said:
I just realized my underwear have been on backwards all day.
I need to know, what style of underwear are you wearing that you could accidentally put it on backwards? Yes I said "need."
Can't be a thong...

Boy shorts. Can't say I've ever done it with a thong, but anything is possible with me.

JackoftheBox · April 2014

MamaZEsquire said:

Ok, I lied. I didn't go to the meeting, but I didn't get sprite & fries, either. I decided a rice bowl would be better...and Jack in the Box was handy...so I came out with a rice bowl, a Dr. Pepper....and a Reese's pie. I absolutely probably am not going to eat it (without regretting it) yet, but I couldn't just leave it there!

Confession i may have thought you were talking about me for a second. Then it kicked in LOL.

pinkgsxr · April 2014

Second confession..I'm currently putting candy in eggs for the weekend. There *may* be a "one for you, two for me" situation happening.

And I totally kept the flavor of ring pop I like best for myself.

AmandaLeeBest · April 2014

I need some Reese's PB eggs pronto....

I may have eaten half a bag of Starburst Sour jellybeans today at work.

BabyCowbell · April 2014

JackoftheBox said:

MamaZEsquire said:

Ok, I lied. I didn't go to the meeting, but I didn't get sprite & fries, either. I decided a rice bowl would be better...and Jack in the Box was handy...so I came out with a rice bowl, a Dr. Pepper....and a Reese's pie. I absolutely probably am not going to eat it (without regretting it) yet, but I couldn't just leave it there!

Confession i may have thought you were talking about me for a second. Then it kicked in LOL.

Confession: I like to read your name as Jack OFF the Box.

trinitrotoluene · April 2014

I'm definitely going to Walmart after reading this thread to buy Easter candy. I will probably not tell my husband about it so I can eat it all.

lizzyp9112 · April 2014

So, I vented to DH earlier about my shitty day.

He brought me home a skinny raspberry green tea frappucino (my favorite).

Ladies, I got myself a keeper.... though now I want Reeses pie.

mommy2C · April 2014

I sing to my cat alllll the time and change lyrics to songs to make it about him. For example instead of the usual lyrics to "Maniac" I sing "He's a Dexie Cat, Dexie Cat that's for sure and he is Dexing like he never Dexed before...". DD loves it and claps her hands along to my insanity.

lizzyp9112 · April 2014

@mommy2c, we do the same thing with our dogs, usually to Homer's "Spider pig" song (which is technically the Spiderman theme but whatev.)

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