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SomersIsles · April 2014

I can't wait til we finish this case of diapers. By then LO should be big enough for his bumgenius 4.0. I'm so done with the poop blowouts and having to change twice in 10 minutes because of his randomly timed poops.

kaking78 · April 2014

DaisyCat11 said:

I just had a minor freakout because C hadn't eaten from my right side in a few hours but it wasn't all hard and engorged like it usually gets. Apparently it's normal...kellymom to the rescue! I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't google every tiny thing.

I asked my mom how she managed to raise two children without the internet. Thanks to you guys, Kellymom, and Dr. Google I feel fairly confident that we can handle this parenting thing.

legallyginger · April 2014

kirotea said:

My H is in Boston today for a conference... and everyone and their mother is also there for the 1 year bombing anniversary. He said the roads are closed all around where he is so he can't even leave early if he wanted to. Which is probably bugging him since he knows I was cleared for "physical activity" this morning. :P (We were being good and waiting for the doctor's clear.)

It is nuts up here (down here?). I'm not looking forward to the traffic getting home later. We're debating going to the marathon on Monday. Thankfully not downtown, we will probably go somewhere along the route. Boston is going to be bananas all weekend I'm sure.

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theluckiest9 · April 2014

Are wubbanubs worth it??

ntdane · April 2014

Note to self: no more crunchy snacks while nursing Owen. The nipple pain from his startle reflex isn't worth it.

AriaAmante143 · April 2014

It's been over 2 hours since B ate. An hour ago I was at my wits end with her crying. So I put a coat on her, put her in the stroller, and we've been roaming the subdivision for an hour. Now were back home, and she's asleep in her car seat. Not screaming.

Holy shit where am I. Whose baby is this.

ntdane · April 2014

AriaAmante143 said:
It's been over 2 hours since B ate. An hour ago I was at my wits end with her crying. So I put a coat on her, put her in the stroller, and we've been roaming the subdivision for an hour. Now were back home, and she's asleep in her car seat. Not screaming.

Holy shit where am I. Whose baby is this.

Motion and fresh air can work wonders. Hopefully it will keep working for you!

amholley1 · April 2014

FarmBoysWife said:
I'm having an internal panic attack right now. Only thing keeping me from breaking down in tears is this:

I have Ativan too. Do you want some? The day is almost over. You got this FBW. Baddest bitch on the block.

nlane0723 · April 2014

Lol! @bunnyfungo‌

The first day sucks, but being back in adult world is amazeballs. @bandteacher‌

Sanibel21 · April 2014

We have not taken LO out for any meals yet. But what were planning for the first time is to go down to the waterfront area and get fish and chips from a place that has outdoor seating so we can sort of pick a spot on the outside a little and scram if needed. I was also thinking friendlys because there's a million kids but then I'm worried about LO catching anything. I don't know if that's a good idea or if we should just rip the bandaid off and go to an actual restaurant.

amholley1 · April 2014

Is anybody else's ticker messed up? I don't know why but it has June's age all wrong. It used to be correct. Maybe I don't know how to count.

AriaAmante143 · April 2014

amholley1 said:
Is anybody else's ticker messed up? I don't know why but it has June's age all wrong. It used to be correct. Maybe I don't know how to count.

Mines wrong too

amholley1 · April 2014

@Ariaamante143 Okay I don't feel so alone then. I was like "Do I not know how old my daughter is?"

mrsdahamm · April 2014

I'm going to throat punch my mom. While I was at work she offered to warm some breastmilk for DH to feed him. He usually ears 2.5-3 oz. she warmed 5. He stopped eating at about 2.5 oz (no shock), DH went outside to smoke, came back and the bottle was empty and mom said "see I told you he'd finish it!" Then 2.5 hours later he woke up so she fed him another 3 oz (DH said he wasn't even acting hungry). She also keeps talking to him while he's sleeping and waking him up. She came down because she's on spring break (teacher), but I'm about to send her home.

mrsdahamm · April 2014

mrsdahamm said:
I'm going to throat punch my mom. While I was at work she offered to warm some breastmilk for DH to feed him. He usually ears 2.5-3 oz. she warmed 5. He stopped eating at about 2.5 oz (no shock), DH went outside to smoke, came back and the bottle was empty and mom said "see I told you he'd finish it!" Then 2.5 hours later he woke up so she fed him another 3 oz (DH said he wasn't even acting hungry). She also keeps talking to him while he's sleeping and waking him up. She came down because she's on spring break (teacher), but I'm about to send her home.

I need to add to this. Despite the fact that we went out this weekend and bought more tommee tippee bottles to help with the bottle-breast combo, my mom has only used the medela bottles we were using previously, and she has a tendency to feed him like a ff baby and not pace his feeds no matter how many times we tell her. I don't think it's a coincidence I have to fight him to keep him latched longer than 3 minutes.

LoveMoose85 · April 2014

This is random but I have to AW my bordness turned to gold today:

Naps, Naps, Naps. I love Naps...

Oh God, what the hell..stomach..

Holy Fuck!

Mission Accomplished.

AriaAmante143 · April 2014

Sometimes my beautiful daughter turns into a crotchety old man.

theluckiest9 · April 2014

@AlexaWinston‌ our LO stretches the exact same way. So cute!

LoveMoose85 · April 2014

@theluckiest9. It's the best part of my day. Cracks me up everytime!!

laurstarx · April 2014

My random post if the day.. My aunt sent me 42 headbands. 42. She now has multiple to match every and any outfit ever.

karacakes98 · April 2014

This picture is neato.

ladyglittersparkles · April 2014

Writing my proposal story on the other thread made me not as mad at DH.
And I cried a lot.
I just want my happy funny DH back

amdecker1016 · April 2014

Ugh.
I swear if my H tries to tell me one more time what to do with her i am going to lose it.

She is crying, so i wake him up to take her.
Did you try feeding her?, changing her?, burping her?.
No- i just decided to say screw it and hope for the best.

Seriously?

Never mind he is getting to sleep on his day off. When he should be on baby duty.

I seriously should get a hotel for one night and make him do it all by himself.

ntdane · April 2014

DH was gone for almost 18 hours yesterday for work. I think everyone in the family had a rough evening, but thank goodness the babies are making up for it by sleeping like champs tonight. Hopefully tomorrow will be a little closer to the normal schedule.

ntdane · April 2014

Cmmo14 said:
I've seen the light!!! Just had a PB&J sandwich with sesame seeds (for milk) I'm the middle and I'm in love! :x

That sounds really good right now. I just finished nursing both babies and I'm starving!

ladyglittersparkles · April 2014

I can't sleep after Fallyn's 2:45 wake up... Internet shopping is trouble in the motn!

karacakes98 · April 2014

My babe only woke up once last night. Yessssssss.

ladyglittersparkles · April 2014

Have a great day @LakeCountryGal‌

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karacakes98 · April 2014

Good luck today @LakeCountryGal‌ and @bandteacher‌

AriaAmante143 · April 2014

One of my FB friends is currently live Facebooking her daughters 2 month checkup, complete with photos. I wouldn't be surprised if we get a play by play of the shots.

I just...don't understand the excessive over sharing.

southerncharm24 · April 2014

I need to call into work to help prep for a huge event. I've already put it off yesterday. I just don't care. I also need to figure out when to quit .

ProudMommy030614 · April 2014

Raccoon traps are set and we are boarding a pair of hounds until this damn chicken murdering raccoon is taken care of! True sign your a red neck: at 7am you know who to call to borrow a pair of coon hounds, and they are delivered within the hour!

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mrsdahamm · April 2014

Hope you have great days @bandteacher‌ and @LakeCountryGal‌ !!!

linzy523 · April 2014

DaisyCat11 said:
Anyone else ever feel like you're just playing house? Some days it doesn't seem possible that I am married, own my home, and have this beautiful little boy. Like all of a sudden things are going to go back to "normal", whatever that is.

Yes! I always say that. It's as if I expect to just wake up one day as teenage me who just daydreamed about having this life. I think it's because I wanted this for so long, it's hard to imagine it all came true!

pepperedmoth · April 2014

Cmmo14 said:
Also, I totally feel left out @pepperedmoth‌. I have received no invite

I am so behind on this thread! You did not rec an invite because I am lazy and only added the people I could recognize by profile pic....

lalaith50 · April 2014

Small victories- I'll take them! Trying to wean LO off the RnP, and also trying to not set a bad habit of needing to be nursed to sleep... Put him down for a nap inthe flat PnP at 12:30, he wanted to nurse beforehand, but only did briefly, sure enough he woke back up within minutes, and was wide awake and fussy. Right before it got to full scale crying, he fell back asleep (on his own!) at 1! Yes! Still sleeping almost 20 minutes later!

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