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karacakes98 · April 2014

My usually happy baby is not herself today. She's a fussy mess and has been spitting up like crazy and puked all over me at one point. Poor girl.

lalaith50 · April 2014

I love it when the pacifier falls out of his mouth and he's mostly asleep and his little mouth keeps sucking. So. Freaking. Adorable.

lnvane00 · April 2014

Laura8388 said:

Is anyone else watching Maury? Seriously, why do girls with big booties do that thing where they like hump the floor. It ain't sexy.

@laura8388

This is hilarious because I actually did watch Maury today and I know exactly what you are talking about. And just a little while ago I told my husband that I had to watch crap tv today and I felt my brain turning to mush watching Maury because baby finally fell asleep in my arms so I didnt wanna move to find the remote so I had to watch the whole hour of that terrible show. Lol but I don't get the humping the ground thing. That girl was wayyy over the top haha

AshleyO925 · April 2014

Can I AW the preview shot from our photoshoot real quick?

karacakes98 · April 2014

What is with the fussiness today? Maybe it has to do with the lunar eclipse/blood moon...

ladyglittersparkles · April 2014

fussy here too! Not helping that we tried to give LO a bottle tonight so that DH can feed her occasionally

jennybean80 · April 2014

We're driving which usually knocks both twins out, instead they are both screaming away in the back. Fussy sucks.

nlane0723 · April 2014

Fussy as well. I thought she was hangry, but she wouldn't nurse or take a bottle.

kaking78 · April 2014

Julian was super fussy yesterday, but he's calm as can be today. I hope tomorrow is better for all of you with cranky babies today.

ETA: I think it had to do with the onion rings I had with dinner the day before. I think he was really gassy.

AnonymousMotherOfOne · April 2014

Mia has been crazy fussy (for her, anyway) all day, too! On top of having pulled a muscle in my back from having to sit straight up to nurse her so my boobs don't suffocate her (they're seriously bigger than her head...) I am not a happy mama! I'm going to pump before bed tonight and make DH get up with her for her one and only (usually) MOTN feeding. I need one night of solid sleep, damn it!

lnvane00 · April 2014

Super fussy baby here too. He usually sleeps all day long. But not today. And he only pooped once today and it was just a couple hours ago. I was a super worried momma all day long. I think that had a lot to do with his fussiness. Poor baby. Im just glad he finally poo'd.

lnvane00 · April 2014

Oh and if anyone actually does go outside to look at the moon will you take pics and post them!?!

ProudMommy030614 · April 2014

I live in the woods and am scared to go outside at night alone! I guess no blood moon gazing for me unless by some chance H is still awake.

jennbaylor12 · April 2014

Fussy baby here as well, and LO is almost never fussy :-(

AriaAmante143 · April 2014

I've been trying to get LO to go to bed for over an hour. She's nursed for most of that time. Clean diaper, been rocked, sung to, white noise, etc. I can't even hold her. She just wants to cry and scream.

I'm at wits end. Help.

amdecker1016 · April 2014

LakeCountryGal said:

lnvane00 said:
Oh and if anyone actually does go outside to look at the moon will you take pics and post them!?!
I agree with this one!! It's too cold here for me to go out!!!

Will do!
I'm such a astronomy nerd!

lnvane00 · April 2014

amdecker1016 said:

Oh and if anyone actually does go outside to look at the moon will you take pics and post them!?!
I agree with this one!! It's too cold here for me to go out!!!
Will do! I'm such a astronomy nerd!

Me too!! But its gonna get down in the 20's tonight. No way in hell I'm going outside

southerncharm24 · April 2014

If my husband tells me to sleep when the babies sleep one more time, I might stab him. Fair warning.

how do you think the house stays clean, your laundry washed and put away and dinner complete by the time you get home every night? Granted he doesn't asked for these things to be done... I just do them, and he doesn't complain!

Aturl · April 2014

I need some time away from my older two.. It's not favoritism, but LO will sleep and I can vent about problems without having it repeated to people later.. Makes me feel like a bad mom though.

Sanibel21 · April 2014

It's too cloudy here to see the eclipse

Not that I was going to go outside, but I was looking forward to peeking at it through a window.

linzy523 · April 2014

Laura8388 said:

lnvane00 said:

Laura8388 said:

Is anyone else watching Maury? Seriously, why do girls with big booties do that thing where they like hump the floor. It ain't sexy.

@laura8388

This is hilarious because I actually did watch Maury today and I know exactly what you are talking about. And just a little while ago I told my husband that I had to watch crap tv today and I felt my brain turning to mush watching Maury because baby finally fell asleep in my arms so I didnt wanna move to find the remote so I had to watch the whole hour of that terrible show. Lol but I don't get the humping the ground thing. That girl was wayyy over the top haha

The one who proved to her dad that she was his? I didn't even get why she was doing that - I mean it's not like it was a bf who had denied her and she needed to be "sexy" for or anything. So weird.

I have no excuses for watching it, I purposely do cause it's so entertainingly pathetic!

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I, too, was so confused why on earth she felt the need to hump the stage ... It was her own dad! She was an interesting one.

Glad I wasn't the only one who saw this today! I love my Maury!

Eta: 3am makes words hard

amdecker1016 · April 2014

@lnvane00‌ here you go!

amdecker1016 · April 2014

And another

Edit: fun fact if you are outside looking. The star directly to the right of the moon isn't actually a star. Its mars.

Told you i was a nerd! =]

lnvane00 · April 2014

amdecker1016 said:

And another Edit: fun fact if you are outside looking. The star directly to the right of the moon isn't actually a star. Its mars. Told you i was a nerd! =]

Oh my gosh! Yay thank you! You. Are. Awesome

theluckiest9 · April 2014

FarmBoysWife said:
Mil will be here by dinner. Fuck my life.

What's her least fav food? Cook that and if she doesn't like it, point out the restaurants in the area. Buy yourself time!

legallyginger · April 2014

Has anyone been brave enough to take the baby out to a restaurant for dinner?

I miss going out to eat, but I feel like I ask my mother to babysit too much already (I don't really, but I feel guilty asking when it isn't a necessity). We've taken him out for lunch and he napped the whole time, but he usually is awake around dinner time (4-8ish) so I'm terrified that he will start screaming in the middle of dinner.

Thoughts? Tips? Should I just order a large adult beverage and hope for the best?

AshleyO925 · April 2014

FarmBoysWife said:

Mil will be here by dinner. Fuck my life.

Good luck! I hope you survive relatively unscathed!

AshleyO925 · April 2014

@legallyginger We took Piper out when she was a week old because I was dying for sushi. We fed her right before we left and she slept in her car seat the whole time. I EP though so I can give her a bottle if she gets hungry. Usually P is awake from 6-9 and fussy, but she still slept the whole time. I think because the car makes her pass out and then she just stayed that way. I would say just go for it and see what happens!

lalaith50 · April 2014

This kid is going to think his name is "baby" or "honey."

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southerncharm24 · April 2014

I've declared it no pants Tuesday.

nlane0723 · April 2014

legallyginger said:
Has anyone been brave enough to take the baby out to a restaurant for dinner?

I miss going out to eat, but I feel like I ask my mother to babysit too much already (I don't really, but I feel guilty asking when it isn't a necessity). We've taken him out for lunch and he napped the whole time, but he usually is awake around dinner time (4-8ish) so I'm terrified that he will start screaming in the middle of dinner.

Thoughts? Tips? Should I just order a large adult beverage and hope for the best?

We went to Buca on Friday and survived. Harper cried when she was hungry, we have her a bottle, and she passed out and slept while we ate.

My only recommendation is that you don't go to a super busy restaurant. We asked the server for hot water to warm her bottle and she took 20-25 minutes. Also, order an adult beverage because you deserve it.

ntdane · April 2014

@legallyginger‌ we have taken all of our kids out to eat frequently as babies. As long as you're prepared to feed them they usually do fine.

rockopera · April 2014

@legallyginger‌ Yep, we've done breakfast, lunch & dinner. Had to rescue him from the car seat to feed him a couple of times. Only had 1 diaper to change. He slept most of the time.

karacakes98 · April 2014

I just submitted our tax return. Procrastinate is my middle name.

WoodShopGirl · April 2014

karacakes98 said:
I just submitted our tax return. Procrastinate is my middle name.

Eh! I file an extension every year.

WoodShopGirl · April 2014

I will get out of the house today, I will get out of the house today, I will get out of the house today.

rockopera · April 2014

Just made M an appt at 3:30. His baby acne seems to keep getting worse and is now running angrily across his shoulders and into his hairline on his neck. It's probably nothing, but we are going to go get it checked out.

karacakes98 · April 2014

I love using my dresser as a changing table. I get to see all kinds of cute faces that my little one makes into the mirror.

AriaAmante143 · April 2014

CaseAndDave said:
I can't be the only one jealous of FBW's sweet, sleeping, pacifier-taking baby!

I just ugly cried and sang Lumineers to my growth spurting, gassy baby.. Please god just go to sleep and stay that way for more than 15mins!

You and I are one and the same today @CaseAndDave‌. I'm currently rocking LO in the glider playing Coldplays "Fix You" over and over, humming along. I think she's falling asleep. I'm scared to check.

Also, after last nights meltdown and waking DH up at 5:30, he took her until he had to leave for work at 8. I guess she fell asleep because I woke up at 8:45 with her sleeping in her bouncy seat on the floor next to the bed, and no memory of how she got there. DH hasn't even tried to check in on me or her this morning. He's probably mad I woke him up a whole 1.5 hours before his alarm. I want to scream at him. WTF do you want me to do next time? Cry in the dark in the other room while the baby cries next to me for hours so I don't disturb you? Don't tell me "get me if you need anything" and then get an attitude with me when I actually do, one time.

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