How gross are you?

thebanich · April 2014

I seriously just snorted because I was trying not to laugh out loud at work. Thanks guise.

thebanich · April 2014

I always pick the kids noses because they get GIANT boogers all clogged up in there. Now Finn won't stop picking his nose. :-\"

I pick at my lips when they are dry or chew on them. Then they bleed and I think "Well, I'm a dumbass."

missyishere · April 2014

justAphase said:

Incubus Crew!

PRESENT!

BluepointToasted · April 2014

I beg dh to let me de-blackhead his back. He has a couple very large pores on his back, and nothing is more satisfying than cleaning them out. He pretty much never let's me, so I resort to picking the hell out of any blemish that may occur on my face.

It took so much restraint when ds has newborn acne.....

Maebb · April 2014

I like to squeeze out blackheads, but I don't get them much, so I try to make deals with DH so he'll let me do his. Usually he won't let me.

Also, after I wash my face, I scrape it with my fingernails, and if there's soap residue or dirt (which there usually is - maybe I need to switch cleansers), I wash it again with this electric buffer thing.

The callouses on my feet get so thick that I cut them off with scissors sometimes. DH always says (I think a quote from an Austin Powers movie), "put it in the skin box."

casholmes · April 2014

I like to peel my lips and sunburn too. I pick at my toenails a lot, I've had to have ingrown toenails removed 4 times and have another one now but I can't break the habit.

I think DH is weird for NOT peeing in the shower. I'm almost always commando.

Jeans are clean until there are obvious stains. And if I only have my socks on for like an hour or two I will wear them again (if there's no smell).

fancynewbeesly · April 2014

I am a horrific nail biter, shower pee-er, and pro blowing nose in the shower.

NotSharknado · April 2014

I didnt read this yet, but do you guys remember the poster who admitted to eating her own boogies? Vom. I think she even said it was good for you.

Monkeybabe · April 2014

I don't have that much fluid leakage coming out of my vag, but I only wash my 2 pairs of jeans once a week, so panties have to happen for me.

Monkeybabe · April 2014

I do plenty of the gross things mentioned in this thread: shower nose blowing, shower peeing, sunburn skin peeling, scab picking. My face acne looks worse than it is because I absently pick at anything not smooth on my face. It's not an awesome habit.

NotSharknado · April 2014

Ew. Pussy juices. That's up there with SFOP.

NotSharknado · April 2014

justAphase said:

NotSharknado said:

Ew. Pussy juices. That's up there with SFOP.

I'd rather eat a SFOPJ

Never did I think I'd have to choose but SFOPJ for sure.

shadypines · April 2014

I pick pubic hair from my washcloth. Not often since I getting Brazilian wax a few times a year. Also picking scabs.

missyishere · April 2014

ShadyPines920 said:
I pick pubic hair from my washcloth.

Wut?

shadypines · April 2014

missyishere said:

ShadyPines920 said:
I pick pubic hair from my washcloth.
Wut?

I don't like any hair on my washcloth especially pubic hair. So as I'm washing up I'm also picking hair out.

missyishere · April 2014

I guess I would just get a new washcloth and throw the other in the dirty laundry if you have to pick out the pubes.

shadypines · April 2014

missyishere said:
I guess I would just get a new washcloth and throw the other in the dirty laundry if you have to pick out the pubes.

Probably so. But it's not that often since the cum dump is bare most of the time. Plus it's relaxing.

shadypines · April 2014

Estwd2 said:
How vigorously do you scrub your coochie to regularly get pubic hairs stuck in a washcloth?

I didn't say regularly. But I do scrub my kitchen vigorously!

NotSharknado · April 2014

ShadyPines920 said:

Estwd2 said:
How vigorously do you scrub your coochie to regularly get pubic hairs stuck in a washcloth?
I didn't say regularly. But I do scrub my kitchen vigorously!

Kitchen? Or cooch?

shadypines · April 2014

NotSharknado said:

ShadyPines920 said:

Estwd2 said:
How vigorously do you scrub your coochie to regularly get pubic hairs stuck in a washcloth?
I didn't say regularly. But I do scrub my kitchen vigorously!
Kitchen? Or cooch?

Lol

Yes I have a number of names for the kitty.... cum dump, kitchen, so on

shadypines · April 2014

NellyBluth said:
Team no washcloth here. I've got enough laundry to deal with.

So what do you use? The mesh thing?

shadypines · April 2014

NellyBluth said:
Team no washcloth here. I've got enough laundry to deal with.

So what do you use? The mesh thing?

shadypines · April 2014

golfergirl08 said:

ShadyPines920 said:

NellyBluth said:
Team no washcloth here. I've got enough laundry to deal with.
So what do you use? The mesh thing?

Yeah, I use a mesh exfoliating thing (for ingrown hairs, because of Brazilian waxes) and loofah like this. No washcloth.

Ok.....

ReeseFox · April 2014

HilarityEnsued said:
I pick all the things. I pick at ingrown hairs in my bikini area while sitting on the toilet. I pick my nose because I am obsessed with having no boogers in there. I also do not understand why there is a taboo against picking the nose. I love to pop pimples or generally extract foreign bodies from my skin. I pee in the shower because it is efficient and effective. I also do snot rockets because... Hello.. Washes right down the drain. I always wear underwear because I am of the same mind as Mbenit on this. Commando is straight up not working for me. Lmk if I have missed anything

Yep, this is me. All of it.

ReeseFox · April 2014

I don't understand how a washcloth is inefficient. Like, literally don't understand.

ReeseFox · April 2014

Oh. I just lay it over my hand and start washing.

NeneCakies · April 2014

I am a lip picker/chewer, boogie picker, zip popper, ingrown hair digger, and my nail clippings often fly away and I don't look for them. Also my college roommate used to yell at me for leaving my plucked eyebrow hair on the bathroom mirror. I'd stick the root to the glass instead of blowing them away. Then I'd forget to wipe them off.

wino2006 · April 2014

I only shower every other day and I like the smell of my farts and my feet when they are sweaty and smelly.

casholmes · April 2014

Team hands and soap

agentkitten75 · April 2014

I'm so late to this party, but I have to join cause I love this topic! I pick/ chew on my lip and chew the inside of my cheek. I pick DS's nose and im obsessed with cleaning mine with a qtip. I'm obsessed with blackhead /pimple popping and I even watch videos on it on YouTube . There is a crazy one from an Indian guy, it's an old man who had years of blackheads on his face! Yeah, I'm gross as fuck!!

jesuisfatiguee · April 2014

I have too much PJ to go commando, and that has made me sad from the first time I tried it. I'd have to wash my pants after each wear, and that's just madness.

Sometimes I tweeze my little toe hairs instead of shaving or waxing.

jesuisfatiguee · April 2014

Also, I'm pretty sure everyone's a nose-picker. If you say you aren't, you a lie.

EVA116 · April 2014

I put the bar of soap in between my butt cheeks, fart, and then put it back in the soap dish.

NeneCakies · April 2014

EVA116 said:
I put the bar of soap in between my butt cheeks, fart, and then put it back in the soap dish.

--

Pink Eye for the Eva Guy

missyishere · April 2014

I wash myself with body wash @mabelshesabiotch left at my house. So basically, I think about her when I shower daily.

missyishere · April 2014

Mbenny ain't taking cookies from you nasties.

missyishere · April 2014

I keep singing Nelly's Pimp Juice in my head but replacing the Pimp.

aintnoyuppiemom · April 2014

Someone said picking at sunburns (I tried to reply but it wouldn't work.) I do that to my husband gets so PO'd also scabs. I don't walk up to random people or friends and do it but to myself, DH and maybe my mom .

Also the pen cap to itch my inner ear I saw someone else say that too.

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