Random thread- for all things random.

nola 1017 · April 2014

Dude - close your legs. Use protection. And if you have had 5 pregnancies even though you were using condoms, then you need to start double-bagging it and using some spermicide or something. I'm all nervous about having two kids. I think I'd hyperventilate if I was on number 5. Holy moly.

zellatrix · April 2014

JamieSejkora said:

Is it weird that after reading through the MBF post, I sat and wondered to myself if I'm considered a regular or not? I'm on the bump all the time, but don't post daily by any means. I use the love tit button like it's my job and give T&Ps/good vibes to those who ask/need, but not sure if that makes me a regular or not. Either way, I thoroughly enjoy this board. It gets me through my days quite often.
This bums me out and totally not what I meant by my comment. But, I can see how it would be taken that way and I should have rephrased. I just wish the people who post on HDBD would post more elsewhere, give themselves an actual personality on the board. I go in there and only recognize 1 out of 5 people. And when I say recognize, not necessarily by username, but mostly by signature.
I wasn't taking offense, I promise! I'm just weird and truly wondered where I fell. I completely understand what you mean. There are quite a few ladies on here I feel like I "know" because I can see their personalities through their posts. I'm just not good at determining if I have enough of a personality when I post that people recognize me. It's definitely a "me" thing! Sorry I bummed you out!! ETA: @symphony4586‌, is that not the cutest puppy ever?! I just love him!

See, I said that while on my cell. Had no idea who you were, because all I can see is your username. I get on my work computer and see your signature and I am like, "DUH! I see you on here all the time). I dunno if I should work on learning usernames or just never get on mobile. lol.

zellatrix · April 2014

abchittam said:

I don't know that there is any point in sharing this really, I just need to spill the beans to someone because I am just in shock! I have a "cousin" that just turned 22 at the end of January. She became pregnant with her oldest son at 15. By age 20, she had 3 children. She wanted to get her tubes tied after the third, but no one would do it because she was so young. She had a 4th child just before her 21st birthday and gave it up for adoption. No one even knew she was pregnant until after the baby was born because she didn't tell anybody. She also never got any prenatal care for that pregnancy. Finally, she found someone that was going to tie her tubes and was scheduled to have it done a couple of weeks ago. She went in to have it done and while having the preliminary tests done found out she was pregnant with the 5th - around 20 weeks! I'm just speechless.

Uhhh... Nope... that's all I got. Just uhhhhhhh........

Ylvelill · April 2014

@zarkarella

I never use the website, honestly all the sigs are just to distracting for me. This is also partly why I don't have one

the other reason is that I was told I was an auto posted note without one back in November and that made me feel special /:)

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TugboatSheila · April 2014

livelaughlove88 said:

nola 1017 said:
Word! @jp27. The actor who played Four is a total hottie. The actress who played Tris though (drawing a blank on her name) was too pretty for Tris. Not that Tris is ugly. But she's described as mousy and plain. I haven't seen the movie yet but in the previews, the actress is not plain at all.
Shailene Woodley. I actually kind of liked her except her hair was too dark and her boobs were too big. In the book they specifically made fun of her for not having anything going on there, and in Allegiant she gets all self conscious about it.

*SPOILER ALERT IF YOU HAVENT READ ALLEGIANT*

If you're wanting Four to be your boyfriend, @JP27‌ I hear he's available now.... Don't get me started on that though >:-(

I haven't even read insurgent but it won't deter me

zellatrix · April 2014

Ylvelill said:

@zarkarella I never use the website, honestly all the sigs are just to distracting for me. This is also partly why I don't have one the other reason is that I was told I was an auto posted note without one back in November and that made me feel special /:)

You are actually one of the screen names I recognize. Can't pronounce, but recognize.

zellatrix · April 2014

MSUDucks said:

I just emailed a local moms group about joining. I've been nervous about trying one. I blame all of you lovelies for giving me the courage to do it - I figured if I can keep up with all of you I can try it in real life too! (Fingers crossed that they let me in since it's intended for SAHMs)

I run a mom's group in my town. I inherited when the founder moved away. If it weren't for my mom's group, I would be so miserable. I had no true girlfriends when my son was born and wanted to move just to start over. Because of the group, I have some true best friends now.

AutumnBonfire · April 2014

I have a complaint, so I'm going to put it here.

I've had recurrent yeast infections since I got pregnant and I brought it up to my OB before. One doc did a quick inspection (no swabs or lab tests) and confirmed yeast. Got a prescription (expensive). It kept coming back and I've been treating with Monistat as the doc told me I could do. I complained again at my last appointment two days ago and the physician's assistant was surprised they did not do a swab. She explained that bacterial vaginosis is common and can occur with yeast and the yeast infection won't every go away until the BV is treated. She did a swab. I got the results today and guess what? BV and a yeast infection. Now I have a new prescription for antibiotics and a recommendation to use Monistat 7. I'm a little pissed to know that this could have been treated appropriately months ago. My sex life has been seriously awful because of this and I've spent a lot of money.

Because I really have my priorities straight: I can't have any alcohol at all with the antibiotic or for three days after its finished. I was looking forward to a small glass of wine on Easter. Depending on how long I take this, that may not happen now.

abchittam · April 2014

mrscurlygurl said:

milestrellas said:

abchittam said:

I don't know that there is any point in sharing this really, I just need to spill the beans to someone because I am just in shock!

I have a "cousin" that just turned 22 at the end of January. She became pregnant with her oldest son at 15. By age 20, she had 3 children. She wanted to get her tubes tied after the third, but no one would do it because she was so young. She had a 4th child just before her 21st birthday and gave it up for adoption. No one even knew she was pregnant until after the baby was born because she didn't tell anybody. She also never got any prenatal care for that pregnancy. Finally, she found someone that was going to tie her tubes and was scheduled to have it done a couple of weeks ago. She went in to have it done and while having the preliminary tests done found out she was pregnant with the 5th - around 20 weeks!

I'm just speechless.

Has no one sat her down and explained how you get pregnant and all the other ways, aside from getting tube ties, that you can try and avoid it?

Also, being super nosey here but, are all of the kids from the same father?

Seriously...tubes tied is not the only answer. I would be speechless too.

I honestly am not sure about the 1st child's father. It could be the same or it may not be. I said cousin loosely because we were related by marriage (dad and step mom), but they got divorced. I still claim my step mom as family so I see this "cousin" at the most twice a year. Just depends who actually makes it to thanksgiving and Christmas. So I'm not really close with her or talk to her. I know the middle three are all from the same dad and she claims this fifth one is too. However, the father left to go work in Arizona around the time that she would have gotten pregnant. Since no one knows exactly how far along she is, it's definitely questionable. I believe he left on bad terms.

I'm not sure why she/they don't use anything else for protection or if they do. I know they aren't well off so it could be a money issue. Or it could just be a that birth control messes with her system. I know I didn't do well on some. I really just don't know the entire story on this, but I do know they give her hell about it and are constantly asking "you know what causes that, right?" They are always telling her to just keep her legs shut.

nola 1017 · April 2014

I think we're halfway there with potty training. Yesterday at dance class, she came out twice to use the potty and did. And then again this morning, she announced she had to go and she did. Woohoo! There's been a discussion about this on my toddler's BMB and I've been feeling so behind but it's like it has finally clicked. Or maybe it's just because DH gives her hershey kisses if she uses it so now she's more motivated. Whatevs. I'll take it!

ghostof5letters · April 2014

milestrellas said:

I just stumbled upon this gif and I can't stop staring at it

How this GIF was made https://gawker.com/heres-the-deal-with-that-gif-of-emma-watsons-face-mel-1561768274?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

jensavicci · April 2014

I had the most amazing sex dream in a while last night. It was with willow from Buffy the vampire slayer. She's not exactly my type but in the dream she was sexy as all get out. She let me eat milky ways off of her $:\$ "> :x

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likeanoldtimemovie · April 2014

LiteraChick said:

jensavicci said:

I had the most amazing sex dream in a while last night. It was with willow from Buffy the vampire slayer. She's not exactly my type but in the dream she was sexy as all get out. She let me eat milky ways off of her $:\$ "> :x

I know this is weird and kind of out of nowhere, but this made me think of the definition of a Mindblower I read about in a book once.

It's where you know you have a lover (a man in this book) coming over, so you stick a couple of Hershey Kisses in your HooHah about 5 minutes before they are due to arrive so they melt up a bit.

Now, if the man is a good lover, he'll go down on you first and foremost and as a surprise, he'll get a mouthful of warm chocolate.

BUT. If he just sticks his cock in, when he pulls out and looks down, he'll see all of the melted chocolate and he'll think he missed, that he banged the wrong hole.

And that, is a Mindblower ;-) (courtesy of Coerte V.W. Felske)

I can never eat a Hershey's kiss again without thinking that someone has tried this.

abunai523 · April 2014

Ok, so he's not really my type. But I just found out Jason Momoa (aka Khal Drogo for all you Game of Thrones fans) is coming to Motor City Comic Con next month and I could swoon!

Gettin' the vapors over here...

jensavicci · April 2014

LiteraChick said:

jensavicci said:

I had the most amazing sex dream in a while last night. It was with willow from Buffy the vampire slayer. She's not exactly my type but in the dream she was sexy as all get out. She let me eat milky ways off of her $:\$ "> :x

I know this is weird and kind of out of nowhere, but this made me think of the definition of a Mindblower I read about in a book once.

It's where you know you have a lover (a man in this book) coming over, so you stick a couple of Hershey Kisses in your HooHah about 5 minutes before they are due to arrive so they melt up a bit.

Now, if the man is a good lover, he'll go down on you first and foremost and as a surprise, he'll get a mouthful of warm chocolate.

BUT. If he just sticks his cock in, when he pulls out and looks down, he'll see all of the melted chocolate and he'll think he missed, that he banged the wrong hole.

And that, is a Mindblower ;-) (courtesy of Coerte V.W. Felske)

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Bahahahaha! It's stories like these that make me wish I was with a man.

And to be completely honest, the milky ways weren't just on her, they were in her. So I'm a damn good lover

abunai523 · April 2014

symphony4586 said:
Are you going to MCCC? SO and I will probably be there on Friday, he's got to work that Saturday so we didn't want to blow the money on a full weekend pass. Not sure what cosplays we'll be doing yet since if I wear anything I'm going to have to start something new from scratch as everything I currently have doesn't fit and I don't want to risk ruining any of them by trying to alter them then alter them back later on.

Yup! All 3 days. Not sure if we're cosplaying yet, or what on what days, it kind of depends on how I am feeling and if I can handle the heat. But the only 2 cosplays I have that fit right now are Dodgeball and Robin Hood Men in Tights from ECCC. We also got a pass to meet William Shatner, and whatever day we do that we will not cosplay, hoping to do it Friday before the chaos truly descends on Saturday but they don't have the schedule for that released yet.

jnnfrrose6 · April 2014

I'm only 11 work hours away from vacation...not that I'm counting or anything.

mrs.amma · April 2014

Definitely TMI but I've pooped 3 times already today and its only 1pm. What the hell is up with that??

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nola 1017 · April 2014

I am so aggravated. I've been helping plan a bridal tea for a friend. She wants it outside and we have to wear fancy dresses/hats. The whole nine yards. Fine, whatever. I'm down with that. Except the MOH is pregnant too and wants to plan it around her EDD (due October 5, but with twins so she'll have them in Sept probably). And she's decided it has to be held the second weekend of July. I'm due July 19 (and there's talks by the doctor to move my EDD up by a week because I've been measuring so far ahead). I'm supposed to be helping plan this thing, but my EDD isn't being taken into account at all. So I said okay, that's fine but I can't commit to being there because I may have had a baby by then. Or I will be days away from my due date, in hot humid New Orleans. The last thing I will want to do is hang out at an outside party for 3 hours in the heat dressed to the nines. It was originally supposed to be in the fall. So annoyed. I'm not even a bridesmaid. But I was still throwing in money and helping plan it all and helping host it. /vent

abunai523 · April 2014

@symphony4586 I am SO excited for John Barrowman! Also, I got to meet Karl Urban a couple weeks ago but his panel was totally great so if he has another one I'll probably go. I'm also excited about Dan Phillips (make up artist) and Chris Sarandon (Prince Humperdink).

TallMomma29 · April 2014

I just picked up a copy of my records from the Navy hospital (switched to a regular hospital/OB last week) and one of the reports says that my uterus is "unremarkable." I realize that is technically a good thing when it comes to growing humans, and yet I still feel slightly offended and want to yell "YOUR uterus is unremarkable!!!"

katnipeverclean · April 2014

LiteraChick said:

jensavicci said:

I had the most amazing sex dream in a while last night. It was with willow from Buffy the vampire slayer. She's not exactly my type but in the dream she was sexy as all get out. She let me eat milky ways off of her $:\$ "> :x

I know this is weird and kind of out of nowhere, but this made me think of the definition of a Mindblower I read about in a book once.

It's where you know you have a lover (a man in this book) coming over, so you stick a couple of Hershey Kisses in your HooHah about 5 minutes before they are due to arrive so they melt up a bit.

Now, if the man is a good lover, he'll go down on you first and foremost and as a surprise, he'll get a mouthful of warm chocolate.

BUT. If he just sticks his cock in, when he pulls out and looks down, he'll see all of the melted chocolate and he'll think he missed, that he banged the wrong hole.

And that, is a Mindblower ;-) (courtesy of Coerte V.W. Felske)

I don't even know what to do with this information. Possibly never eat hershey's kisses ever again.

TallMomma29 · April 2014

SarahVol131 said:

LiteraChick said:

jensavicci said:

I had the most amazing sex dream in a while last night. It was with willow from Buffy the vampire slayer. She's not exactly my type but in the dream she was sexy as all get out. She let me eat milky ways off of her $:\$ "> :x

I know this is weird and kind of out of nowhere, but this made me think of the definition of a Mindblower I read about in a book once.

It's where you know you have a lover (a man in this book) coming over, so you stick a couple of Hershey Kisses in your HooHah about 5 minutes before they are due to arrive so they melt up a bit.

Now, if the man is a good lover, he'll go down on you first and foremost and as a surprise, he'll get a mouthful of warm chocolate.

BUT. If he just sticks his cock in, when he pulls out and looks down, he'll see all of the melted chocolate and he'll think he missed, that he banged the wrong hole.

And that, is a Mindblower ;-) (courtesy of Coerte V.W. Felske)

I don't even know what to do with this information. Possibly never eat hershey's kisses ever again.

Same reaction here. On the bright side, this should curb my craving for chocolate frosting on graham crackers for awhile ;-)

katnipeverclean · April 2014

birthjunkie13 said:

I want a turkey, provolone, lettuce, pickles and banana peppers with mayo sub so bad. DD is napping, I can order it and risk the dogs going mad when they get here, or I can suffer. This is such a tough decision.

Lock the dogs in the bathroom and stalk the door. That's what I would do anyway.

likeanoldtimemovie · April 2014

c&n2009 said:

My DD wanted to eat snacks instead of her lunch. I told her no and said she needed to eat what I made her. When she was done eating I laid her down for her nap and poured myself a large iced coffee and grabbed some marshmallow 3 Muskateers for my lunch. I should practice what I preach!

I do this all the time. The kids will say "Can I have a cookie?" while I'm in the middle of cooking dinner. I tell them no, they pout and walk off and I quickly cram a cookie into my mouth as fast as I can.

Soon2BMrsN · April 2014

birthjunkie13 said:

I want a turkey, provolone, lettuce, pickles and banana peppers with mayo sub so bad. DD is napping, I can order it and risk the dogs going mad when they get here, or I can suffer. This is such a tough decision.

That sub sounds amaaaaaaaazing.

katnipeverclean · April 2014

I've been craving milke lately so since it's not chocolate dipped potato chips I've been indulging myself and drinking a lot. I think it's making my acid reflux worse, which is so confusing to me.

Now that is random.

likeanoldtimemovie · April 2014

So I have two dish brushes I keep in the sink and wash off in the dishwasher every night. But both of them had to be used to cut through some grease and after two rounds in the dishwasher, they were still all slimy. So I says to myself, I says, "Self... you should boil these."

Self did have some sense to realize that the handle of the brushes is made of plastic and, therefore, should not be submerged in boiling water. So self decided she would just hold the bristle ends in the pot to really get them clean.

It took self way too long to realize the hissing and popping noise was not the boiling water, but the plastic melting... you know... the plastic that is HOLDING THE BRISTLES TOGETHER.

Oy. Kind of glad DH is working out of town. He would've had a field day with this one.

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ghostof5letters · April 2014

The woman who sang back up on Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones is also the lead back up singer on Sweet Home Alabama - Merry Clayton. She basically said she accepted the gig in the middle of racial tensions to tell Alabama to shove it where the sun don't shine, she was going to sing the hell out of that song and leave a lasting impact.

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ghostof5letters · April 2014

The crafty person who did this and pinned it on Pinterest is fucking insane. I want to go to this person's house and crush one of those.

jnnfrrose6 · April 2014

ghostof5letters said:

The crafty person who did this and pinned it on Pinterest is fucking insane. I want to go to this person's house and crush one of those.

That looks like something my grandmother would do, minus the posting on pinterest because she's not that computer literate.

eortman · April 2014

Anthropodermic Bibliopegy....How's that for random?

beff12 · April 2014

I've hardly felt little girl move the past couple of days, just here and there mainly at night. I was getting bummed out but knew things were good and not to expect anything crazy consistent at this point. She's redeeming herself today...she's hardly stopped moving since 8:00 this morning! The movements are higher up too. Maybe she was having a growth spurt? Either way, even though the movement creeps me out on occasion, I'm a happy pregnant lady today!