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Just wanted to let everyone know

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  • NorthernGal248NorthernGal248 member

    You guys! I have news! Last night I went crazy in the bathroom! Then I decided to have sex! It was the best pregnant sex ever! I'm pretty sure I'm going to be delivering this baby tonight!

    That One Gal From Alaska :)

     

     

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  • RoufiRoufi member
    All I can say in response to this thread is, sometimes when you fart in the bath, things come out (and I don't mean baby!). I hadn't realized how big of a risk bath farts posed until tonight :S
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  • kat8805kat8805 member
    NorthernGal248 said:

    You guys! I have news! Last night I went crazy in the bathroom! Then I decided to have sex! It was the best pregnant sex ever! I'm pretty sure I'm going to be delivering this baby tonight!

    I hate you, and your awesome pregnant sex.
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  • Jillzy86Jillzy86 member
    Eat your greens! When I'm backed up it's usually because I go on a carb binge and then I need to throw in some smoothies with veggies and or salads for meals. Clears me right out! ;)

    Also I'm very jealous of NorthernGal248 pregnant sex! Haven't done that in a LONG time . As a matter of fact this is the longest I've gone with out sex since I lost my virginity.
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  • Turn4CindyTurn4Cindy member
    My poops is good. It's on it's own schedule, but I get the heads up from my deadly flatulence beforehand. Gotta love the gaseous warning! Glad to hear you are all doing just dandy and not pooping for labor...
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  • awc1986awc1986 member
    spacepotatoes said:


    awc1986 said:

    I just wanted to tell people that I totally destroyed my toilet today. Seriously, I blocked it. Everything is fine now though, so everyone can relax. That's what happens when you get a little backed up. :\">

    I did that a few weeks ago, too. No shame.


    The highest of fives to you.

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    09/23/11 - Married DH

    04/01/13 - BFP at 4wks

    05/30/13 - MMC - BO @ 12wks 5d

    08/29/13 - BFP @ 4wks 4d

    09/17/13 - 7wks 2d - Normal HB Detected! Baby measuring perfect for dates and positioning!  

    10/23/13 - 12wks 3d - Perfect NT scan! HB 167 & baby wriggling, waving & yawning!

    12/17/13 - 20wks 2 d - We're having a beautiful baby girl! Go Team Pink!

    05/03/14 - Bobbie Gloria was born at 39+6 weighing 6lb 14oz!

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  • Sdufort1216Sdufort1216 member
    strawberrys make me poop ALOT! I'm never constipated lol
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  • Bootsie327Bootsie327 member

    awc1986 said:
    awc1986 said:
    I just wanted to tell people that I totally destroyed my toilet today. Seriously, I blocked it. Everything is fine now though, so everyone can relax. That's what happens when you get a little backed up. :\">
    I did that a few weeks ago, too. No shame.
    The highest of fives to you.
    I don't know if I should be ashamed or proud to admit that since I've been pg, I do this about once a week. Am I allowed to blame the toilets in my house? In any case I'm SUPER good at plunging now.

    Mommy to my sweet boy, JG, born May 15, 2014

    Baby #2 due 4/26/16!

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  • jjtylerjjtyler member
    I'd like to thank this thread for the extreme nature of my craps today.  Destroyed the office bathroom 3 times!!  I feel bad for the Corporate Legal, Ethics, and Risk management teams for having to share a bathroom with the dirty marketing preggo.  And to the poor lady washing her hands when a fart slipped out during a normal pee break...be happy you only got through the previews. 
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