Dear Baby,

babym6705 · April 2014

I love you so much but I'm begging you to either come out or stop headed butting me in the crotch. Please.

-Your mommy

Elf2718 · April 2014

Dear Baby B,

I used to hate having your tiny feet in my ribcage, but I'll take them over your entire butt!

Love,
Mom

ambarnett1 · April 2014

Dear baby,

I can't wait to see your little face, but please stop pressing it against my bladder/cervix unless you want to come out soon. It's painful! Can't wait to meet you little guy

Love,
Mommy

maelic · April 2014

Dear baby,
Get the fuck out.

Love,
Your no longer diplomatic mama

mammasuzelov · April 2014

Dear baby,

I know it's getting cramped in there because I can feel every time you push against me. But if you come out and join us you'll have all the room you need.. Also please stop murdering my crotch..

Love always
Mommy

pbandjmom · April 2014

Dear baby,

Enoughhhhhhhhhhhh. Come out and play. I wanna see those little lips and cheeks.

Seriously, GTFO.

Love,

Mom

smashton14th · April 2014

Dear baby,

Could you not give me contractions all night and then completely stop for the next few days? We are ready for you! No need to do a dress rehersal.
P.s. Please come today because i do not trust your Daddy's mom to watch you while we are in the hospital this weekend.

Love,
Mommy

babym6705 · April 2014

maelic said:
Dear baby,
Get the fuck out.

Love,
Your no longer diplomatic mama

I love you, lol.

ASasquatch · April 2014

Dear baby,
I understand real estate is limited but I'd really appreciate if you'd refrain from hitting my stomach so hard that it instigates such instant and forceful reflux that it comes out my nose. The poor cat did not appreciate being steamrolled as I struggled to get out of bed fast enough to deal with that nonsense.

LizChad09 · April 2014

Dear Baby,

Please hurry up and come out. I am tired of having embarassing conversations with your Grandma (Daddy's Mom) about how long it took to make you, her aches and pains while she was carrying your daddy, and how close I am to having you.

Love Mama

P.S. My pelvic bone is not a soccer ball, please stop hitting it with your head.

nursewinnie · April 2014

Dear Baby,

Today is daddy's birthday, don't be stingy and stay in there. He would really love to meet you as a gift. Ps-whatever you're doing in there that makes it feel like I'm being stabbed in the vagina from the inside is not cute. Knock it off!!

mrscrcalli · April 2014

Dear LO,

No one likes a tease.
Are you coming or not????
Quit playing games.

-Mom

sherks11 · April 2014

Dear baby, I'm tired of the daily text messages from everyone asking how I'm feeling/if you are here yet. Please get out so they can finally meet you. I'd also really like to be able to breathe normally again. Again, get out! Mom

Brigie029 · April 2014

Dear Baby,

Mommy loves you! Come out now so I can stop working and binge eat and watch tv with you for 3 months. And, I'm dying to see your cute face and stop using the bathroom 17.4 times per day because you are using my cervix as a pillow.

Love,
Your Mom whom has never changed a diaper, made a bottle or held a newborn but will love u to pieces.

nstecklein · April 2014

dear baby, Please come out sooner than later so that your daddy won't have a stress induced heart attack from having to take care of us while he is super busy and stressed out anyway from work. You will love your daddy and will want him around while you grow up. Plus, my cervix should only be pressed on if you are actually planning on thinning it out and making an appearance, Love, Your impatient mother

KendraL86 · April 2014

Dear Baby,

You are no longer welcome to reside inside my body. Get out. I did my part - your turn to do yours. Leave.

Thanks! Love you!

Love,

Mom

eireyes · April 2014

Dear Peanut,

Stop being stubborn. I haven't gotten to see your face at all on any ultrasound because you wouldn't cooperate, and now you're just taking your old sweet time to arrive. I'd really like to meet you sooner rather than later. Heck, even daddy's getting impatient!

Love,

Your miserably uncomfortable mommy

irisheyez7 · April 2014

Dear Baby,

Your lease is up! Please don't make me call the authorities to physically remove you from the premises. Other living arrangements have been made for you. This is not the deal we agreed upon at the start of this journey. Mommy and Daddy want to meet you. Quit being stubborn. It is no longer cute. The time has come.

Ok great, Thanks.

Your very much lacking in patience Mommy

lcoddens · April 2014

Dear baby,
If your not going to perform your own CS... Then put the knife away. My vag thanks you.

Love,
Yo momma

csmily51 · April 2014

Dear Baby, It's been great to grow you, now please let me birth you so we can both be more comfortable. Love, Mommy

heids4787 · April 2014

Dear Baby,

First, I have to thank you for being a pretty great roommate for the past 9 months. You were super considerate and didn't arrive during DH's hellish quarter-end period, which his boss super appreciated.

But remember how we had that nice pep talk on Friday encouraging you to make your debut naturally this weekend? And what would happen if you didn't get your ass in motion? Well, you were warned. I'm so sorry I have to be hooked up to Pitocin right now, but now you know how it feels when you squeeze on my bladder. If it means I get to see you in under 16 hours, it will be worth it, I promise.

Love,
Your mother who promises nourishing delicious milkshake-flavored colostrum despite the appearance of her pre-pregger sized A cup boobies.

P.S. Keep following the light at the end of the tunnel. That's where I'll be. ;-)

jgreig83 · April 2014

Dear Baby,

Although there is no one I would rather share my body with, I am ready for you to come out. My ribs are sore from your constant kicking, and I feel like every time I bend over you will just pop out of my uterus since you are so low.

Also, I know that it is dark in there, but you seem to be trying to kick, knee and use your bum to exit out of my midsection....this isn't going to work, and while it is fun to watch, it has become increasingly painful. Please just use the right hole.

love Mummy!

moonsparkles · April 2014

ASasquatch said:

Dear baby,
I understand real estate is limited but I'd really appreciate if you'd refrain from hitting my stomach so hard that it instigates such instant and forceful reflux that it comes out my nose. The poor cat did not appreciate being steamrolled as I struggled to get out of bed fast enough to deal with that nonsense.

Just about spat water out of my nose laughing at that.

Qualera · April 2014

Dear Kickie,

I don't like these intermittent contractions either, and they are not my fault. Please stop kicking and hitting me so hard after I have one. If I could make them stop until it was "go time" I already would have.

Love,

Mom

P.S. You should really just come on out. No contractions out here, I promise.

HNRomance · April 2014

My little love,

I know you are out of room and that you would prefer my ribs and pelvis be relocated so that you can continue to stretch and sleep spreadeagle like your father does. I have a great crib setup for this purpose, my ribs are attached. If you want to be just like daddy, use the same hole to get out that he used to get you in there. If you need him to talk you through it I could arrange that. Time to get out.

-Mommy

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