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tourqeyes · April 2014

rattlecanqueen said:

shanicenicolle said:

rattlecanqueen said:
Ok
What are you okaying rattle?
I ate bacon for dinner and apparently, wiping grease off my screen= ok.

Lo siento!

I refuse to believe that bacon grease couldn't come up with something better than OK

knitsandgiggles · April 2014

jessa8907 said:

This was a few days ago, but @literachick - I am sorry that your DH didn't end up getting that job.

And just because I've been a bit off my bumping game since my in-laws were visiting, @jessa8907, did I miss an update on the house situation?

Lots of happy house news going around!
@knittylady We have the house under contract! I'm still holding my breath until the inspections are done next week.

Yay for having a house under contract!!

drunkenhandstand · April 2014

Y'all if there's one thing that can bring me out of bitch mode today it's laying here watching my belly "hiccup." It's so adorable and relieves all stress. This just started a couple days ago. He's had the hiccups everyday in the evenings.

knitsandgiggles · April 2014

Ylvelill said:

@knittylady That clip had me in tears parents make me so mad sometimes. I am dealing with a court case where a father wants a paternity test of his 9 yr old because he is getting married and was never really sure she was his. How the f is she gonna deal with him just tossing her aside after he has let her call him dad for do long.... Anyway, hugs to you. I hope your father finds a way to mend things with you, it is totally on him to do so, you don't owe him anything.

That is just heart breaking to read about the 9 year old girl. What an upheaval. Oh family.

coybig · April 2014

every March the sports world decides to do brackets of random crap. Deadspin did a Bitchy bracket. "Anti Vaccination Nuts" made the final four.

Bitchy Bracket

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drunkenhandstand · April 2014

LiteraChick said:

jojobean86 said:

Y'all if there's one thing that can bring me out of bitch mode today it's laying here watching my belly "hiccup." It's so adorable and relieves all stress. This just started a couple days ago. He's had the hiccups everyday in the evenings.

AWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! That is soooo KYOOT! So does the belly hiccup every few seconds or is it like a steady thump? What is it like??? @jojobean86

@LiteraChick‌ yes! It's like popcorn in a consistent rhythm that will last for several minute increments. You'll be able to tell they're hiccups if you pay attention to their rhythm. It really is so KYOOT!

dobbyisfree · April 2014

LiteraChick said:

jensavicci said:

FiberONE bars, NIP, Deaf babies

What's next? The topics of arguments are so unpredictable and I friggin love it.

I've got fingers crossed for XYZ causing homosexuality in children ;-)

When I told my mom I think the whole color stereotypes for babies are ridiculous and if I have a pink onesie and a boy i really dont care that much, she said 'Amanda. He cant wear that. Itll make him gay.'

Really? Is that how that works??

mamakiss · April 2014

I've been looking into birth plan outlines and wondering how badly I even need one.

Think “get baby out however is safest, I’ll ask for drugs if I need them but please don’t offer, and please for the love of God do not give me an episiotomy” will suffice?

emineminem · April 2014

mamakiss said:
I've been looking into birth plan outlines and wondering how badly I even need one.

Think “get baby out however is safest, I’ll ask for drugs if I need them but please don’t offer, and please for the love of God do not give me an episiotomy” will suffice?

Perfect!! Can I copypaste that onto mine?

Myanswer true · April 2014

mamakiss said:

I've been looking into birth plan outlines and wondering how badly I even need one. Think “get baby out however is safest, I’ll ask for drugs if I need them but please don’t offer, and please for the love of God do not give me an episiotomy” will suffice?

That's the general gist of mine, with the addition of "Can we pretty please wait until it is super necessary to put an IV of any sort in me?" I feel like me having a mild panic attack would be counter productive to getting baby here safely.

Ylvelill · April 2014

Some people find it useful to write who can be at the birth as well as hold the baby

runrinserepeat · April 2014

This made me cry this morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cBC-pRFt9OM

likeanoldtimemovie · April 2014

Guys, can I have all of your good vibes? I've just done some serious negotiating on a rental/for sale by owner home that would have us in our dream home for a year, as renters, before buying it. I'm crossing everything I can that living in a small town, where the owner is BFFs with my SIL and several other friends of ours, will help us out in this situation. I want this house SO VERY BAD.

Salsera29 · April 2014

Myanswer true said:

mamakiss said:

I've been looking into birth plan outlines and wondering how badly I even need one. Think “get baby out however is safest, I’ll ask for drugs if I need them but please don’t offer, and please for the love of God do not give me an episiotomy” will suffice?

That's the general gist of mine, with the addition of "Can we pretty please wait until it is super necessary to put an IV of any sort in me?" I feel like me having a mild panic attack would be counter productive to getting baby here safely.

Ooh I want to do one too.."Give me all the drugs as soon as I can have them, and get the baby out however is safest."

zellatrix · April 2014

NOT cool Bump. Every time I open a new tab with it, a noisy ad plays about the movie "Noah". And I can't find a shut up button.

ETA: Adblock plug in to the rescue!

littlemissmarla · April 2014

Why do I feel like I've been kicked in the vagina! It almost feels like pressure but I had my cervix checked 2 weeks ago and everything was fine! This is so annoying because it comes and goes .. Just had to vent

MonkeyJD · April 2014

I had a dream last night that I went into labor, needed a c-section & we ended up with a puppy. The really strange thing was that NO ONE thought it was weird. In my dream world it's apparently normal for a woman to give birth to a puppy.

mamakiss · April 2014

littlemissmarla said:
Why do I feel like I've been kicked in the vagina! It almost feels like pressure but I had my cervix checked 2 weeks ago and everything was fine! This is so annoying because it comes and goes .. Just had to vent

This is what keeps happening to me! Everyone says it's lightening crotch but i really feel like she's kicking some nerve or something because i definitely feel it with kicks and in the same area.

abchittam · April 2014

WTF! I woke up this morning and my bump is gone! Where did my baby go?

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zellatrix · April 2014

birthjunkie13 said:

I was just in the mood to objectify a man.

Oh come on girl... and THAT is who you picked? :-p

TallMomma29 · April 2014

There is a lady behind me on the plane with a baby. I would not let a stranger hold my baby, but I really want to hold her baby. I guess I will just stick to staring with longing, because obviously that is totally less creepy than asking to hold her kid ;-)

likeanoldtimemovie · April 2014

TallMomma29 said:

There is a lady behind me on the plane with a baby. I would not let a stranger hold my baby, but I really want to hold her baby. I guess I will just stick to staring with longing, because obviously that is totally less creepy than asking to hold her kid ;-)

My mom let a stranger hold her baby, haha! On a plane for my sister's first trip to England. I think she was around eight months? Mom was trying to eat and the lady next to her offered to hold the baby. Mom gratefully let her.

abchittam · April 2014

milestrellas said:
Just got back from the OB. While my cervix is currently closed and measuring a good length, the ultrasound showed that fluid was trying to make its way out. I have to go back in a week to make sure everything is staying put.

I'm trying my hardest not to freak out about PTL but it's hard not to. Can it be next Friday already?

Hope everything is ok! T&P's headed your way!

lizzybeth13 · April 2014

I'm just jumping in to the random board to say hi. That's random, right?

zellatrix · April 2014

Sup Girl?

zellatrix · April 2014

@jessa8907 I have changed my mind. I much prefer your HIMYM gif to Regina George. It's way more fun to watch.

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zellatrix · April 2014

jessa8907 said:

zarkarella said:

@jessa8907 I have changed my mind. I much prefer your HIMYM gif to Regina George. It's way more fun to watch.

Oh thank goodness. Your disapproval was weighing on me.

I knew it was! I had to put your mind at ease.

lizzybeth13 · April 2014

The vent in my office (and all the offices in my larger office, actually) drop random big pieces of foam or something on my desk ALL DAY LONG. It's getting way worse now that the air conditioner is on instead of the heat. Everytime a really big piece drops, I think it's a spider or a roach and I freak out for half a second. It's exhausting.

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mrscurlygurl · April 2014

lizzybeth13 said:

I'm just jumping in to the random board to say hi. That's random, right?

hehe...I googled wassup gif and this came up...I thought it kind of appropriate for this thread :P

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tourqeyes · April 2014

Lizzy42 said:

My underwear coordinates with my outfit today, and it totally makes me feel like I have my shit together.

I was just thinking that when I went to go pee. I was like DAMN GO KIM!

coybig · April 2014

I wish you would get notified when someone quotes you. I feel like I'm being ignored when I see someone respond to everyone else but me.

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