FFFC

tyedyeme12 · April 2014

Let 'em fly!

tyedyeme12 · April 2014

I agree with the Clorox decision. Good idea

BootsOrHearts · April 2014

@SweetSouthernMomma08 I'm LOLing at your siggy challenge picture. Is anyone EVER the father????

Jenniferomeo · April 2014

I've got two I can think of today........
- I have not sterilized anything of lo since about 6 weeks old.
- I have not masterbated since before lo was born (so at least 16 weeks) but I think about it every day.

cherylnicole · April 2014

Jenniferomeo said:

I've got two I can think of today........ - I have not sterilized anything of lo since about 6 weeks old. - I have not masterbated since before lo was born (so at least 16 weeks) but I think about it every day.

I love this fffc...but seriously, please,

KateVA · April 2014

@SSS - I got in a fight with a duck once. I kicked that fuckers ass. It charged me when I was out running and without even thinking I kicked it in the chest. It still weirds me out that that was my instinct instead of, say, continuing to run around it.

BoothBaby · April 2014

superspecialsnowflake said:
FFFC1: My daughter is nearly 4 months old and I still have moments where I'm like, "Holy Crap, I'm a mom? WTF? I have a baby? What?" It's still kind of surreal.

Dude, I was just thinking about this yesterday! I was looking at Simon and thinking, woah, you're my son! TBH, most days I kind of feel like I'm just babysitting, except I love him way more than anyone else's kid.

KateVA · April 2014

The baby is sleeping and my five year old doesn't have school on Fridays. Good opportunity to do something wholesome together but I'm on my phone and he's on the iPad. At least we are cuddled together on the couch. Quality parenting will resume later. Hopefully.

BoothBaby · April 2014

MamaCBear said:
Pitty Party FFFC: Even though I've been pretty active on the board for a few months, I still feel like an outsider since I wasn't around after first tri. I'm jealous of the relationships that were established and feel like its too late for me to get back in.

If it makes you feel better, I've been around since almost the beginning, and still feel the same way. Outsiders unite!

BootsOrHearts · April 2014

@Superspecialsnowflake Can you suggest life-sized cut outs of wolves to post around the grounds? This worked for one of our buildings. I'm not even a little bit joking.

KateVA · April 2014

superspecialsnowflake said:

KateVA said:

@SSS - I got in a fight with a duck once. I kicked that fuckers ass. It charged me when I was out running and without even thinking I kicked it in the chest. It still weirds me out that that was my instinct instead of, say, continuing to run around it.

LoL, the thing is, I actually like geese (and ducks!) and I know that if I did actually punt that mofo across the parking lot that I would immediately feel bad about it, and hope that I didn't actually hurt it. So conflicted!

Was the duck okay?

I hope so? I kicked it all the way off the path and back to its nest in the grass. It grunted after I kicked it. I don't think ducks are supposed to grunt. All the guilt is coming back.

BootsOrHearts · April 2014

MamaCBear said:

Pitty Party FFFC: Even though I've been pretty active on the board for a few months, I still feel like an outsider since I wasn't around after first tri. I'm jealous of the relationships that were established and feel like its too late for me to get back in.

We'll start our own clique.

FutureMrsCaesar · April 2014

I think it's weird that people are so worried about 'fitting in' with a message board. As long as you're not a total ass hat everyone is pretty nice, what more are you looking for? Also, I recognize a lot of the people saying they don't feel like they belong, so I think you're overthinking it!!

cherylnicole · April 2014

I've been up for 4 hours and I'm still in my pj's...with zero motivation to get out of them

DS1 has watched Frozen every day since Tuesday and I'm okay with that..because I kinda want to watch it too

BootsOrHearts · April 2014

There was some breastmilk that got on my hand today while breaking down the pump. I looked at it. It looked at me. I licked it off my hand. Yup, I did. It was super sweet, like strawberry milk. I see why he likes it.

n8swife · April 2014

Sometimes when I wash my hands, I pretend like I'm scrubbing in for brain surgery.

I watch way too many Grey's Anatomy reruns.

Cambury108 · April 2014

@n8swife‌ I'm guilty of the same thing and it's from the same show. They have like the best conversations while scrubbing in.

Chichigo · April 2014

My period returned this week. I've overplayed my symptoms so my husband would do more housework/childcare while I napped.

74dragonfly · April 2014

Two nights in a row baby was up every two hoUrs. Two mornings in a rowwhen five yo came to wake me (her habit her whole life) I snapped at her. Mommy is tired and crabby but I feel like a bitch for taking it out on my first baby.

thesportsgal · April 2014

KateVA said:

I hope so? I kicked it all the way off the path and back to its nest in the grass. It grunted after I kicked it. I don't think ducks are supposed to grunt. All the guilt is coming back.

Talk about guilt - I accidentally ran over a bunch of baby ducks on the highway. They were all huddled around something and I think the mom was trying to get them to cross. There were at least 4-5 of them. I called my mom a little bit hysterical, crying and everything. I felt so bad but there was nothing I could do.

Chicago peeps: On 55 South, right after crossing the Des Plaines River, if you're ever there and want to see my baby duck chalk outlines.

lilypienmessimy · April 2014

bay511 said:
Dude. I like nearly all animals but birds and I do not get along. I swear to god, I still have dreams about this stupid goose from my childhood that bruised the shit out of my shin. Evil bastard. T&p's for you, @superspecialsnowflake‌

When my mom was little she was out playing on her farm (in Croatia) and a duck bit her butt and wouldn't unlatch!!! She ran screaming to her house, with said duck attached to her butt, and my grandpa had to chop it off her. Poor duck. Whatcha gonna do when it's attached to your child's ass and could really hurt her or worse? She was bruised for weeks and tells that story to everyone! Needless to say, she hates ducks! T&Ps to you too @bay511‌

leahraewku · April 2014

My brother was attacked by a duck at the zoo when we were little. Like, @MBMO2‌ 's mom, it bit him on the butt and wouldn't let go. My mom had to hit it with an umbrella to get it off. I'm sure it was a traumatizing day for all the other kids watching.

74dragonfly · April 2014

I get being tired but I think people should make an effort for sex. The first year we had DD was rough on our marriage, one of the things was lack of sex. Husbands who wake their wives up should not be rewarded but other than that I think ladies should try. My husband is much more helpful and in a way better mood when his sexual needs are taken care of.

74dragonfly · April 2014

I get really annoyed when people post a situation on here, get advice and never update what happened.

tattooedtragedy · April 2014

My husband and I got up together to put DD1 on the school bus and promptly went back to bed to snuggle for a while longer. Now I'm just hoping I can come up with some motivation to actually get something done today.

FutureMrsCaesar · April 2014

KKDRAGONFLY said:

I get being tired but I think people should make an effort for sex. The first year we had DD was rough on our marriage, one of the things was lack of sex. Husbands who wake their wives up should not be rewarded but other than that I think ladies should try. My husband is much more helpful and in a way better mood when his sexual needs are taken care of.

I'm so guilty of this and I need to get better. Ben is finally sleeping well so being tired isn't really an excuse I'm just having a really hard time getting in sexy-mode from mommy-mode.

Cambury108 · April 2014

@superspecialsnowflake‌ I would have pulled over and helped. I did it once to save a turtle that was flipped on its back in the middle of the road. I admit I have issues. I mean an expressway or interstate road no but a regular one even a busy one. Yes. But I agree while pregnant it was probably best to keep moving. I would have cried too.

Cambury108 · April 2014

It totally is!!!!!!! If ever in line at say a gas station and somebody has an emergency I totally know what to do based off my GA addiction. Real story when LO was 4 days old I had a life/death thing happen. While in the tub and bleeding my thought was "what would X do"? It kept me calm enough to keep my husband calm while he was getting instructions from the 911 operator and to keep my two oldest in the hallway from going BSC. Obviously I can't perform brain surgery but I feel in minor things it has helped

Kermode61581 · April 2014

All these stories of "when birds attack" totally justifies my intense fear of all things that fly (birds, butterflies and moths-so much moths).

Naty657 · April 2014

I'm dying to get more tattoos I got one after Kaiden was born to make my total 5 but I have two more I really want and the next one I want is quite large. I have a serious problem.

azmama20 · April 2014

MOAR BIRD STORIES PLZ.

frankierokx · April 2014

There were some teenage boys playing football right outside my front garden and they kept kicking their ball into the garden and knocking off the heads off my daffodils. They eventually got the ball stuck in our hedge and all 4 of the were climbing into my hedge to get this ball. DH turned on the sprinklers and soaked the boys. Mwhahhaa

playball13 · April 2014

I'm watching Long Island Lolita: The Amy Fischer Movie this morning with LO. It's important that he knows the classics.

Jenniferomeo · April 2014

HollisW12 said:

n8swife said:
Sometimes when I wash my hands, I pretend like I'm scrubbing in for brain surgery.

I watch way too many Grey's Anatomy reruns.
I watch like 3 hours of Grey's Anatomy a day. Luke watches it with me...can we pretend it is educational?

I've gotten my husband sucked into it! We dvr the 3 reruns a day that are on and then watch them every evening. It's the only show that's "my" show he's ever been into and I love it.

crazyblessedmamma · April 2014

Dh and I went to a heavy metal/rap/rock concert last (nms of music, but a friend of ours is the drummer in the headling band, so we wanted to see him). I took my kids with. I guess my confession is that I am "that woman" who always has her kids. I just don't think that a lot of things really warrant getting a sitter . where some people never do anything because they have kids, Dh and I just throw in the stroller and take them...
We only call a sitter if its intended to be a date night or if it has been specified that its for adults only.

I think LO had a pretty good time....

Eta- Christian concert, so no alcohol/potentially dangerous crowd situations. I held LO and DS1 was on DH's shoulders

cammyisagirlsname · April 2014

When "new regs" post fucking novels... I can't read that shit. I just can't!

crazyblessedmamma · April 2014

SweetSouthernMomma08 said:

I came into work today and notice immediately that someone messed around with my desk. My computer was moved, my cup and coaster were moved, and they put the keyboard stands up on 1 side of the keyboard. I'm a little disgruntled about that...I guess they thought since I wasn't here I wouldn't mind if someone else used my computer? I dont know...But my confession is, I just pulled out the Clorox wipes to wipe off my keyboard and phone...because.... germs......................

This happened during my mat. leave. My first day back, I spent the whole morning cleaning and re-organizing my office. I guess in my absence, our front desk computer had gone down and my computer was used to access network files for print. I was super annoyed. I am anal about my workspace

micino · April 2014

My fffc is that I secretly love my LO's punky smell. If her toes get punky I take in the biggest deepest whiff then bath time.

Eta maybe too much honesty here

lifesaverz · April 2014

Ashleynh5 said:

Must....stop....eating....donut holes.
Yum! No flames here. Ive eaten an entire loaf of banana bread to myself in the last two days.

oh man...you guys are making me want alllll the foods! Also I have a soft spot in my heart for donuts. They're building a Krispy Kreme in my town & I've been waiting for it to finally open for like for.e.ver.!

frankierokx · April 2014

This happened yesterday but I thought it was funny. I do all our food shopping online. I really wanted a Chinese last night but DH said no. So I booked the delivery time to after 8pm. I got my Chinese.

crazyblessedmamma · April 2014

jenniferbromley said:

When "new regs" post fucking novels... I can't read that shit. I just can't!

I don't consider myself a "reg" by any definition of the word- but i am super guilty of this... I am notorious for multiple page text messages as well...

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