January 2014 Moms

Funny instruction list

My MIL will be watching DD on thursdays and fridays. She starts tomorrow. I am making her a general list of instructions (how to use bottle warmer, important numbers etc.) but I want to make it kind of funny as well. I am putting things on such as "the number here for 911 is 9-1-1."  and "please refrain from feeding her cabbage, hot dogs, potato chips etc...its strictly breastmilk right now..MY breastmilk is preferred."

 

Anyone have any other ideas lol?

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