A Conscious Uncoupling

missyishere · March 2014

Yes, that's what they're calling it. The GOOPness and Coldplay front man are splitting. I mean, barf at making your own term.

https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/goops-split-gwyn-chris-article-1.1734720

ASmallWonder · March 2014

I mean come on. You're getting a divorce. Maybe you're going to try to have it not be all nasty and shit but lots of people manage that. It's a DIVORCE.

theseaword · March 2014

Her kids are cute. Pretty much the only nice thing I have to say about this couple. Cold Play is the worst thing about my favorite alt rock station and Gwyn is just a human void.

missyishere · March 2014

Her vagina is probably even so pretentious, it critiqued his sperm like a fine wine.

missyishere · March 2014

(I kind of like Coldplay if I separate the fact he was married to her)

insertclevername · March 2014

Conscious douchebaggery. Gwyneth is the worst.

missyishere · March 2014

"Chris, your sperm indicates you ate carbs today. What did I tell you about that?"

angelashly · March 2014

MermaidsMagic said:
what the fuck is GOOP?

This

shadypines · March 2014

I guess Gwyneth Paltrow finally got around to listening to Coldplay.....

ETA

Never a fan of either, but it's always sad when a couple split when they have young children. Best of luck and hopefully the kids remain both their priorites.

LucilleAustero · March 2014

MermaidsMagic said:

what the fuck is GOOP?

GP's website. If you like rolling your eyes, check out her product recommendations.

CinemaGoddess · March 2014

I hate GP so much.

angelashly · March 2014

I hate how much she name drops her friends. No matter that you and Jay Z are friends you're not cool GP.

SpaceGirlSpiff · March 2014

Clearly he finally got hungry enough to run the fuck away.

CinemaGoddess · March 2014

I want to know what an unconcious uncoupling is.

Go to bed one night. Wake up divorced.

LuckyDad · March 2014

OMG I love her, she's my fave!

(vom)

randomsalpal · March 2014

No explanation needed...

missymo · March 2014

Ugh. Gwyneth Paltrow is the worst.

missyishere · March 2014

I guess he's no longer her Picasso.

LuckyDad · March 2014

I'm bummed I can't remember the login for my AE that was partially inspired by Gyneth's pretension.

missyishere · March 2014

I want to read GOOP to add more humor here, but then I don't even want to feel the rage.

CinemaGoddess · March 2014

Chickie79 said:

This is a GP quote and pretty much sums up why she would never be friends with any of us...

On why she doesn’t get drunk: “No. I think they’re the idiot people and I’m the normal person. But I don’t really go to parties where…I don’t really have drunk friends. My friends are kind of adult; they have a drink. But they hold their liquor. I think it’s incredibly embarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I find it very degrading. I think, oh, you’re really degrading yourself right now, to be this pissed out in public.”

Stop trying to be British, GP. Nobody is buying your shenanigans. Except maybe Madonna, but that's because she's doing the same fucking thing.

You were born in fucking Los Angeles, chucklefuck.

lilorangekitty · March 2014

FFWC: I havw her cookbook and actually love a few of rhe recipes

missyishere · March 2014

Forgive my Goop ignorance, but where did she get the name? I remember a poem from grade school about goops being rude and gross.

missyishere · March 2014

She has 4 initials? I didn't even think of that. LOL at me @pobrecita. But it's funny that it lines up with the poem:

The Goops they lick their fingers
And the Goops they lick their knives:
They spill their froth on the tablecloth
Oh, they lead disgusting lives!
The Goops they talk while eating,
And loud and fast they chew;
And that is why I'm glad that I
Am not a Goop, are you?

CinemaGoddess · March 2014

I figured "goop" was an apt description of the food she "creates".

Alternatively, "that disgusting shit".

missyishere · March 2014

CinemaGoddess said:

I figured "goop" was an apt description of the food she "creates".

Alternatively, "that disgusting shit".

#goopdoesntpoop

ericalee27 · March 2014

Oh GOOP.....she must have heard Gisele had taken over the #1 spot on my list of most annoying celebrity moms. She's fighting to get back on top.

missyishere · March 2014

It's pretty bad when I feel Kim K is >>>>>>>> than you, Gwenny.

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