Spam is bacon for nitrate-loving poor people

PrimRoseMama · March 2014

robynloureed said:

Omfg this is magnificent!!!
=D>

MRads · March 2014

I cannot even begin to imagine how many nitrates are in this. I can't decide if one bite would be awesome or make me vomit.

heatherbrownm · March 2014

MRads said:
I cannot even begin to imagine how many nitrates are in this. I can't decide if one bite would be awesome or make me vomit.

That looks so disgusting!!

chiboo9 · March 2014

MRads said:
I cannot even begin to imagine how many nitrates are in this. I can't decide if one bite would be awesome or make me vomit.

That is so wrong.....yet so right.

[Deleted User] · March 2014

I just took a 3 hour nap with my baby. 3 hours! He doesn't even sleep that long of a stretch at night.

The bump won't let me love anything and I'm pissed off about it.

I let my baby play with a phone cord for a little while so I could read this thread, MOTFY.

grapeskittles4lyfe · March 2014

I found a solution to baby-friendly guacamole (because I oversalt everything non-sweet that I eat. Super healthy, oh yes): use saltine crackers instead of nachos for dipping. LO gets guacamole with veeery little salt an mom can load up on her NaCl fix with saltines bristling with it. It's an acquired taste, but worked for me

jackson290721 · March 2014

So h left the house in his slippers today. It's not worth it to drive home, and he is too frugal to go buy new shoes, So instead he is just going to work in his slippers. He has to attempt to sell cars in his slippers. I really wish I was there to see.

jackson290721 · March 2014

According to Someone on my FB, if your man lets you put pictures of yourself in skimpy clothes on FB then he obviously has no respect for you. Except bikinis are different. Those don't count.

Some how short shorts are less respectful than a bikini :-/

jackson290721 · March 2014

livvyx said:

jackson290721 said:

According to Someone on my FB, if your man lets you put pictures of yourself in skimpy clothes on FB then he obviously has no respect for you. Except bikinis are different. Those don't count.

Some how short shorts are less respectful than a bikini :-/

Was this person male or female?

Female

arlingirl · March 2014

Can someone post the original nitrate thread again. I'm terrible at the searching... 8->

Clyde013 · March 2014

somerandomchick said:
According to me if your SO has to "let you" do something online they have no respect for you

And you have no respect for yourself...

lancomechica · March 2014

livvyx said:

NKaeding said:

livvyx said:
I'm wondering if I should be concerned that DD only gained 3 oz between Dec 23 and March 10?

She crawls, which I think can make weight gain slow down (?), and she hates her solids. The doctor who we saw on March 10 was a new doctor here in Chicago and was such an asshole and in so much of a hurry he didn't say anything about it. Or much of anything at all...
Is she acting hungry? Is she keeping on her growth chart?

She dropped from 50th to ~10th percentile.. She isn't really acting hungrier. I feel like this is something the doctor should have addressed. I am seeing a different doctor tomorrow. I'm just worrying about it now or finding out something is wrong with her or my milk or something. Mommas gonna worry.

If she dropped percentiles they may recommend you stop doing BLW.

I hope everything is ok!

ETA: I got your post @livvyx‌ mixed up with SRC...arg. Sorry...not sure if you are doing BLW or puréed foods.

coco2787 · March 2014

livvyx said:
I'm wondering if I should be concerned that DD only gained 3 oz between Dec 23 and March 10?

She crawls, which I think can make weight gain slow down (?), and she hates her solids. The doctor who we saw on March 10 was a new doctor here in Chicago and was such an asshole and in so much of a hurry he didn't say anything about it. Or much of anything at all...

I'm no doctor but that doesn't seem like enough, and dropping percentiles might be a concern. How much did she grow lengthwise?

lancomechica · March 2014

livvyx said:

lancomechica said:

livvyx said:

NKaeding said:

livvyx said:
I'm wondering if I should be concerned that DD only gained 3 oz between Dec 23 and March 10?

She crawls, which I think can make weight gain slow down (?), and she hates her solids. The doctor who we saw on March 10 was a new doctor here in Chicago and was such an asshole and in so much of a hurry he didn't say anything about it. Or much of anything at all...
Is she acting hungry? Is she keeping on her growth chart?

She dropped from 50th to ~10th percentile.. She isn't really acting hungrier. I feel like this is something the doctor should have addressed. I am seeing a different doctor tomorrow. I'm just worrying about it now or finding out something is wrong with her or my milk or something. Mommas gonna worry.
If she dropped percentiles they may recommend you stop doing BLW.

I hope everything is ok!

I'm not doing BLW. I would have thought that BLW would be good for weight gain? No? Are purees better? We are doing purees but not with a lot of success
@lancomechica

The growth charts should be standard across the world because its WHO data that goes into setting them. However, some old growth charts still float around that are not current.

In speaking with my friend who is a pediatric GI RD she said any child/baby who is having difficulty with weight gain should not do BLW because they aren't really getting much nutrition from it. If more food is ending up on the floor or in the bib it's not ideal for weight gain.
However, at this point we should only be "pleasure eating".
Good luck with the doc and hopefully it's a growth chart issue.

lancomechica · March 2014

Why haven't we discussed nitrites yet? I'm up for more debate...

lancomechica · March 2014

Mrs Dash FTW @maryannespier we gave this to our low sodium diet patients.

jackson290721 · March 2014

livvyx said:
I don't know what a nitrate is. Someone mentioned they were also in carrots, or jars or carrots, or not in jars of carrots but in freshly cooked carrots.. Bacon = carrot?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who is clueless as to what a nitrate is.

MRads · March 2014

We went to Rita's for the first time this year and H gave some of his ice to Ben. He liked it but he had never had anything frozen before and this was his brain freeze face.

Stina2012 · March 2014

@livvyx‌ , Riley has had issues gaining since Dec as well. I was more freaked out than the pedi. We just did a weight check and she gained 1lb in two weeks! I think getting her ears checked and doing wax removal/antibiotics helped. Maybe get her ears checked?

Stina2012 · March 2014

@lizabethann06‌, is it the grooms first wedding?

I'm judging if it's nobodies first wedding. Once is enough for all the hoops you make wedding parties go through!

andrea0418 · March 2014

Me and my sister played Dream Phone with my step daughters today. We're weird.

coco2787 · March 2014

maryannespier said:
What now passes for foreplay in this house:
"We probably don't have very long. Just stick it in."

Sounds about right.

Stina2012 · March 2014

lizabethann06 said:

Stina2012 said:
@lizabethann06‌, is it the grooms first wedding?

I'm judging if it's nobodies first wedding. Once is enough for all the hoops you make wedding parties go through!
Nope, it is his second as well. And hoops is absolutely the perfect word to describe it. So many hoops!

I'm judging.

This is my judging face:

:ar!

Clyde013 · March 2014

I thoroughly enjoyed reading this thread. I :x spam threads

[Deleted User] · March 2014

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jackson290721 · March 2014

robynloureed said:
I'm finally watching Frozen.

Do you want to build a snowman?!?!?!?

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valstulas · March 2014

Every time I see Anna I think, "Oh, there's @jackson290721‌!" And every time I see Elsa I think, "Oh, there's @KMRR86‌!" I get all excited and then I remember, "Nope, they are real people."

chiboo9 · March 2014

robynloureed said:
I'm finally watching Frozen.

DH and I just watched it this afternoon, too. Except it's our 3rd time watching it. We even had a little duet during 'Love is an open door." We're children.

jackson290721 · March 2014

valstulas said:
Every time I see Anna I think, "Oh, there's @jackson290721‌!" And every time I see Elsa I think, "Oh, there's @KMRR86‌!" I get all excited and then I remember, "Nope, they are real people."

Well Anna was voiced by Kristen Bell, and my name is Kristen. So we can just pretend it was me.

[Deleted User] · March 2014

Thai Fisherman pants? I need to look those up because I'm not sure what they are?

[Deleted User] · March 2014

I like the way they look. I think I'd like a pair! How pricey are they?

[Deleted User] · March 2014

@citrusfamily I drank last night and thank goodness I didn't feel so bad today. 2 weeks ago I had a hangover that I still can't stop thinking about. It.was.awful.

valstulas · March 2014

Maybe a UO? But clothing shouldn't be difficult, no matter how cuuuute.

[Deleted User] · March 2014

My motor last night was: NO SHOTS and a 5 drink minimum. I had a dirty martini, a local IPA and 3 Stellas. It was the perfect amount but I probably shouldn't have mixed my alcohols

[Deleted User] · March 2014

*moto

Stupid bump won't let me edit or love anything again

valstulas · March 2014

@robynloureed‌ I saw them on Amazon for $8 and up.

valstulas · March 2014

Also I have Amazon Prime so I can order them for you and have them shipped to you and you can pay me back

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