If elves wore earrings...

Re: If elves wore earrings...

• spacepotatoes member

  March 2014

  Nope, just you and @hfooter. But I do also have teeth!
  

  

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• N0nSequitur member

  March 2014

  My potatoes are from space, too. BFF?

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• kshampeny member

  March 2014

  Of course elves don't wear earrings.  If they did, they'd look totally femmie instead of uber hot.
  
  
  

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• N0nSequitur member

  March 2014

  @kshampeny‌
  
  
  

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• kat8805 member

  March 2014

  N0nSequitur said:

  My dog is purple. I have teeth. Anyone else pregnant?

  I'm on to you /:)

  
  
  
  
  

  
  

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• talkthewholetime member

  March 2014

  Nope, just hanging on this board for no reason.
  
  And my dog is orange.
  

  
  
  

  
  
  

  
  
  

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• oscarwao member

  March 2014

  I feel like I'm reading Naked Lunch. Or a Cormac McCarthy novel.

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• spacepotatoes member

  March 2014

  N0nSequitur said:

  My potatoes are from space, too. BFF?

  Totes!
  

  

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• Tnpeach member

  March 2014

  Was expecting legolas with earrings. Glad I was not disappointed.

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• hfooter member

  March 2014

  Omg you too! I thought for sure I was the only one here. What are all these other crazy bishes doing here?

  
  

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• Miles2Go member

  March 2014

  But does your pregnant dog have purple teeth? Now that would be something to blog about.

  
  

   

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• Christinaruth74 member

  March 2014

  Correction @Miles2Go‌ : it would be blog worthy if said pregnant dog had purple teeth on it's vagina.

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• busterbeagle member

  March 2014

  Do I have to leave if I don't have teeth?

  BFP#1 11-26-10 MMC 1-13-11

  BFP#2 6-8-11 Eleanor Beatrice born 2-15-12
  BFP#3 9-4-13 Benjamin Lee born 4-28-14

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• Miles2Go member

  March 2014

  busterbeagle said:

  Do I have to leave if I don't have teeth?

  Don't have teeth in your mouth or your vag? We can have dentures made for either. 

  
  

   

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• typeset member

  March 2014

  Miles2Go said:

  Don't have teeth in your mouth or your vag? We can have dentures made for either. 

  She speaks truth. 
  

  
  

  11/10/10 The Kid

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• talkthewholetime member

  March 2014

  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

  
  
  

  
  
  

  
  
  

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• talkthewholetime member

  March 2014

  DAMMIT @TYPSET
  

  
  
  

  
  
  

  
  
  

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• typeset member

  March 2014

  talkthewholetime said:

  DAMMIT @TYPSET
  

  You love me. 

  
  

  11/10/10 The Kid

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• talkthewholetime member

  March 2014

  typeset said:

  talkthewholetime said:

  DAMMIT @TYPSET
  

  You love me. 

  

  
  
  

  
  
  

  
  
  

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• RedInLove member

  March 2014

  talkthewholetime said:

  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

  Chastity belts have nothing on this contraption!! Yikes.

  
  
  
  
  
  
  It’s not that I don’t like you, it’s that I don’t know you. Stranger Danger.
  

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• busterbeagle member

  March 2014

  Miles2Go said:

  busterbeagle said:

  Do I have to leave if I don't have teeth?

  Don't have teeth in your mouth or your vag? We can have dentures made for either. 

  
  Sweet, I'll take one of each. Better wait until after this kid makes his exit, though. I might need a few extras to line the hallway.

  BFP#1 11-26-10 MMC 1-13-11

  BFP#2 6-8-11 Eleanor Beatrice born 2-15-12
  BFP#3 9-4-13 Benjamin Lee born 4-28-14

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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