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If elves wore earrings...

N0nSequitur

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March 2014 in May 2014 Moms

My dog is purple. I have teeth. Anyone else pregnant?

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spacepotatoes member

March 2014

Nope, just you and @hfooter. But I do also have teeth!

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N0nSequitur member

March 2014

My potatoes are from space, too. BFF?

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kshampeny member

March 2014

Of course elves don't wear earrings. If they did, they'd look totally femmie instead of uber hot.

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N0nSequitur member

March 2014

@kshampeny‌

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kat8805 member

March 2014

N0nSequitur said:

My dog is purple. I have teeth. Anyone else pregnant?

I'm on to you /:)

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talkthewholetime member

March 2014

Nope, just hanging on this board for no reason.

And my dog is orange.

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oscarwao member

March 2014

I feel like I'm reading Naked Lunch. Or a Cormac McCarthy novel.

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spacepotatoes member

March 2014

N0nSequitur said:

My potatoes are from space, too. BFF?

Totes!

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Tnpeach member

March 2014

Was expecting legolas with earrings. Glad I was not disappointed.

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hfooter member

March 2014

Omg you too! I thought for sure I was the only one here. What are all these other crazy bishes doing here?

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Miles2Go member

March 2014

But does your pregnant dog have purple teeth? Now that would be something to blog about.

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Christinaruth74 member

March 2014

Correction @Miles2Go‌ : it would be blog worthy if said pregnant dog had purple teeth on it's vagina.

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busterbeagle member

March 2014

Do I have to leave if I don't have teeth?

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Miles2Go member

March 2014

busterbeagle said:

Do I have to leave if I don't have teeth?

Don't have teeth in your mouth or your vag? We can have dentures made for either.

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typeset member

March 2014

Miles2Go said:
Don't have teeth in your mouth or your vag? We can have dentures made for either.

She speaks truth.

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talkthewholetime member

March 2014

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

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talkthewholetime member

March 2014

DAMMIT @TYPSET

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typeset member

March 2014

talkthewholetime said:

DAMMIT @TYPSET

You love me.

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talkthewholetime member

March 2014

typeset said:

talkthewholetime said:

DAMMIT @TYPSET

You love me.

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RedInLove member

March 2014

talkthewholetime said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

Chastity belts have nothing on this contraption!! Yikes.

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busterbeagle member

March 2014

Miles2Go said:

busterbeagle said:

Do I have to leave if I don't have teeth?

Don't have teeth in your mouth or your vag? We can have dentures made for either.

Sweet, I'll take one of each. Better wait until after this kid makes his exit, though. I might need a few extras to line the hallway.

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