I think I'm getting addicted to body mods. I have like 4 tattoos I want and a few piercings.
Also, funny story, when H and I got our first tattoos my mil told us we can now join the circus. She was being serious. What would my act be? Showing my back?
I just donated 10 inches of hair to locks of love. 3rd donation. I'm wildly lucky my hair is thick and grows like crazy. DH hates short hair. Whatever. It grows back. And he doesn't have tiny hands pulling at his hair.
Before I start a long string of workdays (like now 6 or 7 days on) I get super gumpy and pick fights w DH. He knows it and ignores me. It's hard to arge with someone who laughs at ya.
Sometimes DH makes out with me in his sleep. Sometimes he has sex w me in his sleep. I find it hilarious. He wakes up part way through.
I made a little chart with a countdown from 30 to 1. And I'm crossing off days as I go. I read that it takes 30 days to break a habit....so I'm giving it my best shot.
I miss the sugar and the caffeine, but I don't miss the sugar crashes I would get.
I have developed a bit of an iced coffee addiction...so I'm pretty sure I just traded one demon for another.
I'm finally signing up to take the classes to become a licensed real estate agent. It's something I've always wanted to do and have found a way and an agency that will allow me to work from home/bring LO in with me to the office if I need to be. I'm so excited for the adventure! No one but DH (well, and now you all!) knows I'm finally doing it because I've been talking about it forever!
I'm reading a book that was given to me (The Sleep Lady's Goodnight Sleep Tight) and it's talking about sleep training. I know that LO needs help with sleep (obviously) but it talks about cutting out the MOTN nursing sessions, and that makes me a little bit sad because I don't mind getting up with her. I like the cuddles.
I came pretty close to having a 3 way once....The day it was supposed to happen, AF arrived and I chickened out and have not gotten close to doing it again since
I bought a clone-a-willy and cloned df's penis. We intended to use it, but right now, it's just sitting beside my bed. Where it's been since I took it out of the molding... In February... We just haven't had time...
After all this stuff I've been reading on this crunchy moms fb group my friend added me to, I'm scared of and super grossed out by cow's milk. I've officially switched out house to almond milk because I can't even imagine us drinking the organic stuff. ::::shivers::::
After all this stuff I've been reading on this crunchy moms fb group my friend added me to, I'm scared of and super grossed out by cow's milk. I've officially switched out house to almond milk because I can't even imagine us drinking the organic stuff. ::::shivers::::
After all this stuff I've been reading on this crunchy moms fb group my friend added me to, I'm scared of and super grossed out by cow's milk. I've officially switched out house to almond milk because I can't even imagine us drinking the organic stuff. ::::shivers::::
We bought coconut milk the other day. Not because we are trying to switch, we just thought we'd try it while walking around Whole Foods. It's not bad.
I was in a Disney calendar when I was little. The photographer was our next door neighbor...the shot was in Mickey's living room with me, photog's son, Mickey & Pluto. We were eating cookies & Mickey reading us a book.
I bought a clone-a-willy and cloned df's penis. We intended to use it, but right now, it's just sitting beside my bed. Where it's been since I took it out of the molding... In February... We just haven't had time...
DH did it around Christmas. He loves me using it alone and him using it on me. Give it a try! And btw... how much of a pain in the ass was it to do? DH was so nervous he was going to mess it up but it came out good!
After all this stuff I've been reading on this crunchy moms fb group my friend added me to, I'm scared of and super grossed out by cow's milk. I've officially switched out house to almond milk because I can't even imagine us drinking the organic stuff. ::::shivers::::
Do I even want to know?
No. You will never think of it the same way. I told dh and he stopped drinking the half gallon we have.
Almond milk rocks though. Tastes like lucky charms marshmallows with my Cheerios.
After all this stuff I've been reading on this crunchy moms fb group my friend added me to, I'm scared of and super grossed out by cow's milk. I've officially switched out house to almond milk because I can't even imagine us drinking the organic stuff. ::::shivers::::
We bought coconut milk the other day. Not because we are trying to switch, we just thought we'd try it while walking around Whole Foods. It's not bad.
I love looking at Harry potter and especially hunger games pins on Pinterest but I have a rule on how many I can repin because people would know how weird and borderline obsessed I am and I decided secret movie/book boards might border on real loser-dome. I already secretly pin work out tips cause I don't want people to know I'm trying to lose weight so I don't get anybody's expectations up
Yea... I definitely think way too much into things...
TTC since July 2011
HSG normal in May 2012 followed by three unmonitored clomid cycles unsuccessful
Unexplained female infertility (My husband apparently has super sperm)
IUI # 1 Nov 24
BFP Dec 8! EDD Aug 17th, due to Preeclampsia and HELLP, Kylie Penelope was born July 30th!
I make so much boob juice that I've been putting some in Lucas' sippy cup. I've never told MH, but he made a comment yesterday about our milk not being empty as quickly. Then he realized what I was doing and surprisingly was happy about saving a little bit of money on milk since we used to buy 2-3 gallons at a time.
I have a lot of tattoo designs in mind. In my family, tattoos are a no-no (I was always told they are the devil's artwork @-) ). I have 2 and will get the remaining 6 I have in mind. In a way, it symbolizes my independence from the mind-bondage my family had me in.
My SO and I bought a minivan last week (Dodge Grand Caravan). We were supposed to get a SUV, but I chose the minivan because it has more seating, and better gas mileage. The day we got it he was pissed and didn't want it. Guess who has driven it everyday since: SO. Guess who has not driven/riden in it yet because it's always with him: me. Guess who said yesterday that they love the minivan and think it was a good purchase decision: SO. He should always listen to me! :-)
LO doesn't crawl, roll, or make any attempts to do either. I'm happy about that (for now). It was harder to monitor my daughter once she become mobile, because she got into everything. I like that I can put LO somewhere, and he will not move.
One of my favorite things about working from home is being able to take my time while I go to the bathroom and read/post on TB! LOL got a visual now? And don't tell me you don't use your phone on the potty!
I am so behind on my laundry, that the only clean dress pants I could find this morning are my full panel maternity pants. I don't know what pisses me off more: the fact that they actually still fit great (not the panel, but they aren't fall down like they did when I first started wearing them during pregnancy), or the fact that I've become that lazy with my household chores that I'm now running out of the clean clothes.
I am so behind on my laundry, that the only clean dress pants I could find this morning are my full panel maternity pants. I don't know what pisses me off more: the fact that they actually still fit great (not the panel, but they aren't fall down like they did when I first started wearing them during pregnancy), or the fact that I've become that lazy with my household chores that I'm now running out of the clean clothes.
My MIL watches the kids at my house twice a week and does our laundry during that time. If she didn't, we'd be wearing wrinkly clothes because after they've been dried, they just hang out in the laundry room.
I've been a little freaked out by the news about the Malaysian jetliner that went missing on Saturday. They've been searching for four days and haven't found any wreckage, nothing. A Boeing 777 just completely disappeared? They've found no trace of it. It's like it just vanished into thin air...
I used to play the piano.. And not to toot my own horn, but I was pretty good. I gave up though. I sort of miss it and sometimes think I should take lessons again
I have an extra tooth in the front on the bottom. I hope E doesn't get one too
I had an extra one on top but it was stuck up in my gums above my two front teeth! It was upside down and backwards. They had to cut through the roof of my mouth to get to it! TERRIBLE.
I've been a little freaked out by the news about the Malaysian jetliner that went missing on Saturday. They've been searching for four days and haven't found any wreckage, nothing. A Boeing 777 just completely disappeared? They've found no trace of it. It's like it just vanished into thin air...
I have a conspiracy theory about this. It has freaked me out a lot more than I would like to admit and I feel borderline obsessed with keeping up with the news about it.
My conspiracy is that the plane was hijacked and landed. They've said that if the plane were to have blown up, that they would have seen pieces of the plane on the radars. I think it is stage one in a bigger terrorist plot. The world is so focused and distracted on finding that plane, that I believe terrorists may think that the rest of the world won't see something coming. Since everyone is focused on that plane, they may believe the guard is down and we all become vulnerable to an attack.
Okay now you all can judge me that I've seriously taken that much time to come up with what I believe happened.
I've been a little freaked out by the news about the Malaysian jetliner that went missing on Saturday. They've been searching for four days and haven't found any wreckage, nothing. A Boeing 777 just completely disappeared? They've found no trace of it. It's like it just vanished into thin air...
I have a conspiracy theory about this. It has freaked me out a lot more than I would like to admit and I feel borderline obsessed with keeping up with the news about it.
My conspiracy is that the plane was hijacked and landed. They've said that if the plane were to have blown up, that they would have seen pieces of the plane on the radars. I think it is stage one in a bigger terrorist plot. The world is so focused and distracted on finding that plane, that I believe terrorists may think that the rest of the world won't see something coming. Since everyone is focused on that plane, they may believe the guard is down and we all become vulnerable to an attack.
Okay now you all can judge me that I've seriously taken that much time to come up with what I believe happened.
That sounds more plausible than it just disappearing
I've been a little freaked out by the news about the Malaysian jetliner that went missing on Saturday. They've been searching for four days and haven't found any wreckage, nothing. A Boeing 777 just completely disappeared? They've found no trace of it. It's like it just vanished into thin air...
I have a conspiracy theory about this. It has freaked me out a lot more than I would like to admit and I feel borderline obsessed with keeping up with the news about it.
My conspiracy is that the plane was hijacked and landed. They've said that if the plane were to have blown up, that they would have seen pieces of the plane on the radars. I think it is stage one in a bigger terrorist plot. The world is so focused and distracted on finding that plane, that I believe terrorists may think that the rest of the world won't see something coming. Since everyone is focused on that plane, they may believe the guard is down and we all become vulnerable to an attack.
Okay now you all can judge me that I've seriously taken that much time to come up with what I believe happened.
I just read that all the passengers phones were ringing like they were in service when family members would call. The plane has to be somewhere. I can completely see this happening. I'm all for conspiracy theories.
Re: Tell me something...
Also, funny story, when H and I got our first tattoos my mil told us we can now join the circus. She was being serious. What would my act be? Showing my back?
Before I start a long string of workdays (like now 6 or 7 days on) I get super gumpy and pick fights w DH. He knows it and ignores me. It's hard to arge with someone who laughs at ya.
Sometimes DH makes out with me in his sleep. Sometimes he has sex w me in his sleep. I find it hilarious. He wakes up part way through.
I made a little chart with a countdown from 30 to 1. And I'm crossing off days as I go. I read that it takes 30 days to break a habit....so I'm giving it my best shot.
I miss the sugar and the caffeine, but I don't miss the sugar crashes I would get.
I have developed a bit of an iced coffee addiction...so I'm pretty sure I just traded one demon for another.
Poop.
Edit: Green olives. Black olives are nasty.
The only time I've ever masturbated was during pregnancy
I am in love with my fleece sheets, probably the reason I cannot get outta bed lately
When I was little, I would say my favorite color was rainbow. I didn't want to hurt any of the colors' feelings.
I took Flamenco dancing for a couple years and can play the castanets, but I lost my pair.
I watch tv shows and movies and think, "that would make a great gif."
Almond milk rocks though. Tastes like lucky charms marshmallows with my Cheerios.
Yea... I definitely think way too much into things...
I have a lot of tattoo designs in mind. In my family, tattoos are a no-no (I was always told they are the devil's artwork @-) ). I have 2 and will get the remaining 6 I have in mind. In a way, it symbolizes my independence from the mind-bondage my family had me in.
BFP 3/29/2014 2u2 Let's do this!
BFP 3/29/2014 2u2 Let's do this!
BFP 3/29/2014 2u2 Let's do this!
I am so behind on my laundry, that the only clean dress pants I could find this morning are my full panel maternity pants. I don't know what pisses me off more: the fact that they actually still fit great (not the panel, but they aren't fall down like they did when I first started wearing them during pregnancy), or the fact that I've become that lazy with my household chores that I'm now running out of the clean clothes.
BFP 3/29/2014 2u2 Let's do this!