would you rather...lets have some fun

LaxMOM44 · March 2014

this is how it's gonna work. i'm going to ask a would you rather, you have to answer and then pose a question for the next person to answer. and so on and so on.

Would you rather marry a really ugly, stinky, fat man thats good in bed but you aren't really attracted to or a gorgeous man that was terrible?

Schell2013 · March 2014

A gorgeous man that was terrible. They can be trained!

Would you rather sleep with a dirty stinky old man or a girl (and yes you have to have sex with the girl)?

LaxMOM44 · March 2014

that one's easy for me....girl

Would you rather give blowies every day for a year or go a whole year without sex

CNJ4EVA · March 2014

LaxMOM44 said:

Would you rather give blowies every day for a year or go a whole year without sex

Year without sex. I hate giving blowies.

Would you rather be overheard DTD by your parents or H's?

Schell2013 · March 2014

Definitely H's. ^^

Would you rather take it in the exit or swallow?

LaxMOM44 · March 2014

alright I'll play .....now this one might be a shocker but I'm gonna have to go with the anal sex. like 100% sure i'd prefer the buttsecks even though i always swallow. yep serve me up a big ol dish of exit loving.

Would you rather pose nude for playboy and have all your friends and family see it or do a porn and have only your in laws see it.

aintnoyuppiemom · March 2014

LaxMOM44 said:

alright I'll play .....now this one might be a shocker but I'm gonna have to go with the anal sex. like 100% sure i'd prefer the buttsecks even though i always swallow. yep serve me up a big ol dish of exit loving.

Would you rather pose nude for playboy and have all your friends and family see it or do a porn and have only your in laws see it.

I would rather pose nude for play boy those are still pics that they touch up, so I would look GOOD.

so you were told you and your partner had to do a threesome would you rather do it with another guy or another girl.

LaxMOM44 · March 2014

What's tossing a salad?

LaxMOM44 · March 2014

Oh ya that one for sure. ATM you never know what you're gonna get. At least I could do a visual of H's a-hole to make sure it was ripe for the licking.

Would you rather be shat on or peed on?

smg2302 · March 2014

Peed on. It's the cure for like everything. I'm pretty sure it's a main ingredient in windex

Tie someone up or be tied up?

jedimindtrick · March 2014

...be flagged by @Michelle04us or flamed by @SpankingShank?

Oohgurl · March 2014

Tied up and Flamed....would you rather be offended by something and flag it or simply click the back button and exit the thread?

LaxMOM44 · March 2014

O bang me Obama

Would you rather cheat on your H and get caught or have him cheat but never catch him.

jedimindtrick · March 2014

Ooh. Both.

. Gotta go with JFK though.

Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston? And I mean hook up with of course

LaxMOM44 · March 2014

MOtownMama said:
Peed. I hear it's sterile.

Would you rather be barren or have 12 children?

Is that dodecatuplets? Cause I'd prefer to have no kids. But if it's 12 seperate then I could do that. They would take care of each other after a while.

Edited: is dodecatuplets a word? I can't spell check it because it doesn't exist.

LaxMOM44 · March 2014

NJAZgirl said:
Ooh. Both. . Gotta go with JFK though.

Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston? And I mean hook up with of course

Can I have both because lez-be-honest I love me some celebrity vag.

jedimindtrick · March 2014

maymomNY said:

MOtownMama said:
Peed. I hear it's sterile.

Would you rather be barren or have 12 children?
This is a balsy ass question.

And I didn't know people still used the word barren. But what do I know. I had an epidural. Gasp!!

LaxMOM44 · March 2014

Bahahaha epidural? Is your kid ok?

Edited : @NJAZgirl

jedimindtrick · March 2014

Yea. He's a fucking rock star.

Though they sure like their drugs.

LaxMOM44 · March 2014

Ok back to would your rather:

Would you rather eat a bucket of scabs (they can be your own) or a bucket of live crickets?

JoJo716 · March 2014

Live crickets!

Would you rather go on a road trip with Miley Cyrus or Kanye West?

jedimindtrick · March 2014

^ gahhh that's torture. Miley. Cuz with Kanye I would have to see Kim K too.

Would you rather be rich or be able to eat whatever you want and never gain weight (or have health issues)?

Oohgurl · March 2014

Edit double post.

Miley and be rich. I could hire a trainer and still eat whatever.

Live in the Jersey Shore house or with one of the Kardashians?

lizziebooper · March 2014

Eat what I want.

For the Big Bang Fans Sheldon or Howard?

LaxMOM44 · March 2014

Rich....I could pay people to tell me I was gorgeous.

Would you rather have a child that doesn't STTN ever until they were 18 or a child who sleeps but is a total asshole all the time.

JoJo716 · March 2014

Rich and Howard because Sheldon would just be awkward. Child that doesn't sttn. I don't think I could handle an asshole.

lizziebooper · March 2014

Doesn't sleep through the night because eventually they can take care of themselves.

Would you rather spank or be spanked?

ALP514 · March 2014

lizziebooper said:

Doesn't sleep through the night because eventually they can take care of themselves.

Would you rather spank or be spanked?

Be spanked

Would you rather your teen walk in on you and your DH DTD or you walk in on your teen and their SO DTD?

c-elizabethf · March 2014

I'd rather be spanked

Oohgurl · March 2014

^can I just answer Yes?

kmcd23 · March 2014

That question is a game killer. Everyone's off in fantasy land now.

LaxMOM44 · March 2014

Do justin, marry jimmy

Would you rather be famous for a sex tape the goes viral or an affair with a politician?

lizziebooper · March 2014

LaxMOM44 said:

Do justin, marry jimmy Would you rather be famous for a sex tape the goes viral or an affair with a politician?

Are you talking about your mayor Lax

JoJo716 · March 2014

SpankingShank said:

Shank you didnt add a question!
Would you rather go down on Rosie o Donnell or deep throat Ron Jeremy?

LaxMOM44 · March 2014

Does the airplane sex have to be in the bathroom? Because that place is filthy, who am I kidding, I do it.

Airplane sex

Would you rather be stuck on a desert island with no escape ever or float away in space á la Sandra bullock.

smg2302 · March 2014

Space. I hate coconut.

You have to have one: Toenail fungus or facial hair.

snowgirl427 · March 2014

I guess toenail fungus since it can be cured... facial hair would keep coming back!

Would you rather: Be blind or deaf?

kmcd23 · March 2014

MOtownMama said:

maymomNY said:

Peed. I hear it's sterile. Would you rather be barren or have 12 children?
This is a balsy ass question.

yeah...I had actually thought o it a while ago and was waiting patiently for a would you rather convo to come up IRL. I just go lucky with BMB. I figure it is a better q for someone that has yet to have children.

It's definitely not a better question for someone who has yet to have children, since you have no idea if they are in fact barren, and just not public about it.

krazyinsane · March 2014

1 13 lb baby... I have c-sections anyway but I'm scared of trying to nurse 3 babies! LOL

Would you rather have to watch porn with your parents or your SO's?

jedimindtrick · March 2014

SpankingShank said:

MOtownMama said:

NJAZgirl said:

maymomNY said:

MOtownMama said:
Peed. I hear it's sterile.

Would you rather be barren or have 12 children?
This is a balsy ass question.

And I didn't know people still used the word barren. But what do I know. I had an epidural. Gasp!!

I was wondering if "barren" was appropriate to use. I was simply trying to be less wody by saying, "would you rather not be able to have kids or..."

Do I have a rep for being judgy of epis? Trust me if I need it for baby #2, I will be getting that $hit. I simply went no med to say I could, not to mention that most non-med birth prep classes end up scaring you away from meds/interventions.

Not to speak for anyone else, but you make comments like "that's why I went med- free" and it has an air of superiority.
Edit for clarity.

This is exactly it. And you've mentioned your med free birth a few times. Which is cool, but a comment like on WTF weds comes off "holier than thou"

Lolalipsy · March 2014

krazyinsane said:
1 13 lb baby... I have c-sections anyway but I'm scared of trying to nurse 3 babies! LOL

Would you rather have to watch porn with your parents or your SO's?

Both sound horrific. I think I would have to go with mine as I think my mum would do a funny VoiceOver that would make it less cringe worthy.

Would you rather steal loo roll or buy it from the store?

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