have I never...

tondraluv · March 2014

My husband gets ultimately offended when I even mention tossing the salad. Apparently it goes against "Bro Code"

Debbie0580 · March 2014

Never have I ever been to disney land/world

lilbit0910 · March 2014

this is funny!

never have i ever pooped my pants

ceamac0127 · March 2014

lilbit0910 said:

this is funny!

never have i ever pooped my pants

The most embarrassing story of my entire life that is along the lines of this. No one knows about it except my H

hatroopes · March 2014

Never have I ever had an STD

bhjones1980 · March 2014

lilbit0910 said:

Also never have i ever tossed the salad )

Does it count if you have had it done TO you?

I had a really weird ex-BF

JSS1002 · March 2014

lilbit0910 said:

Also never have i ever tossed the salad )

Does it count if you have had it done TO you?

I had a really weird ex-BF

Yeah, ditto.

Kate_C · March 2014

andertrr said:
Never have I ever pooped in a swimming pool or lake.

I love that this is where we draw the line at admitting disgusting behavior.

.

clgsquared said:

Jdubb13 said:

pinottoparenthood said:

superToots said:

never have I ever had plastic surgery.

Does it count if we haven't had it yet but WANT to have it in the future? Boob job here I come! @Alpine or whatever your new name is, you know what I'm talkin about!

I'm thinking Heidi from the Hills boobs

I want something natural, but perky.

I just want something I don't have to roll up to put in my bra

Add me to the obsessed with the idea if fixing my boobs club...

Kate_C · March 2014

Never have I ever used a vibrator/sex toy.

Am I missing out?

ChicagoBroad26 · March 2014

Kate_C said:

Never have I ever used a vibrator/sex toy. Am I missing out?

Yes, yes you are.

JSS1002 · March 2014

ChicagoBroad26 said:

Kate_C said:

Never have I ever used a vibrator/sex toy. Am I missing out?

Yes, yes you are.

Yes, you really majorly are.

JSS1002 · March 2014

Kate_C said:

Never have I ever pooped in a swimming pool or lake.
I love that this is where we draw the line at admitting disgusting behavior. .

Jdubb13 said:

pinottoparenthood said:

superToots said:

never have I ever had plastic surgery.

Does it count if we haven't had it yet but WANT to have it in the future? Boob job here I come! @Alpine or whatever your new name is, you know what I'm talkin about!

I'm thinking Heidi from the Hills boobs I want something natural, but perky.

I just want something I don't have to roll up to put in my bra
Add me to the obsessed with the idea if fixing my boobs club...

I assume you mean Heidi BEFORE her ridiculous implants??? Because those cans are not natural or perky!

Kate_C · March 2014

JSS1002 said:

ChicagoBroad26 said:

Kate_C said:

Never have I ever used a vibrator/sex toy.

Am I missing out?

Yes, yes you are.

Yes, you really majorly are.

Ok experts. Educate briannah1010 and I on what we should be ordering!

ChicagoBroad26 · March 2014

Jdubb13 said:

I meant after, but I was just joking. You don't think these look natural?

Dammit. You can't unsee that.

elbou · March 2014

Jdubb13 said:

JSS1002 said:

Kate_C said:

Never have I ever pooped in a swimming pool or lake.
I love that this is where we draw the line at admitting disgusting behavior. .

Jdubb13 said:

pinottoparenthood said:

superToots said:

never have I ever had plastic surgery.

Does it count if we haven't had it yet but WANT to have it in the future? Boob job here I come! @Alpine or whatever your new name is, you know what I'm talkin about!

I'm thinking Heidi from the Hills boobs I want something natural, but perky.

I just want something I don't have to roll up to put in my bra
Add me to the obsessed with the idea if fixing my boobs club...

I assume you mean Heidi BEFORE her ridiculous implants??? Because those cans are not natural or perky!

I meant after, but I was just joking. You don't think these look natural?'>

Sure...if you're a Barbie!

JSS1002 · March 2014

Kate_C said:

ChicagoBroad26 said:

Kate_C said:

Never have I ever used a vibrator/sex toy. Am I missing out?

Yes, yes you are.

Yes, you really majorly are.
Ok experts. Educate briannah1010 and I on what we should be ordering!

I just have a tiny little one -- I'd link it but I'm on my work computer and don't want to hit the website where I bought it. But Kate, ther'es a shop in Uptown called Smitten Kitten, which is a very pro-woman, feminist adult store, and they have a huge variety of vibrators. I've never done anything more than just a little tiny one (with a remote), although a friend of mine swears by The Rabbit. ;-)

JSS1002 · March 2014

Jdubb13 said:

JSS1002 said:

Kate_C said:

Never have I ever pooped in a swimming pool or lake.
I love that this is where we draw the line at admitting disgusting behavior. .

Jdubb13 said:

pinottoparenthood said:

superToots said:

never have I ever had plastic surgery.

Does it count if we haven't had it yet but WANT to have it in the future? Boob job here I come! @Alpine or whatever your new name is, you know what I'm talkin about!

I'm thinking Heidi from the Hills boobs I want something natural, but perky.

I just want something I don't have to roll up to put in my bra
Add me to the obsessed with the idea if fixing my boobs club...

I assume you mean Heidi BEFORE her ridiculous implants??? Because those cans are not natural or perky!

I meant after, but I was just joking. You don't think these look natural?

OMG, I think she must have had another surgery . Ridiculous. So sad. She was so pretty before all this nonsense.

Re: pooping in a body of water... A POOL? Hell no. But I have done it in a lake! Not like at a beach, but rural MN, middle of nowhere lake!

ceamac0127 · March 2014

JSS1002 said:

Kate_C said:

ChicagoBroad26 said:

Kate_C said:

Never have I ever used a vibrator/sex toy. Am I missing out?

Yes, yes you are.

Yes, you really majorly are.
Ok experts. Educate briannah1010 and I on what we should be ordering!

I just have a tiny little one -- I'd link it but I'm on my work computer and don't want to hit the website where I bought it. But Kate, ther'es a shop in Uptown called Smitten Kitten, which is a very pro-woman, feminist adult store, and they have a huge variety of vibrators. I've never done anything more than just a little tiny one (with a remote), although a friend of mine swears by The Rabbit. ;-)

Yep, its amaze. internal and external stimulation

JSS1002 · March 2014

ceamac0127 said:

JSS1002 said:

Kate_C said:

ChicagoBroad26 said:

Kate_C said:

Never have I ever used a vibrator/sex toy. Am I missing out?

Yes, yes you are.

Yes, you really majorly are.
Ok experts. Educate briannah1010 and I on what we should be ordering!

I just have a tiny little one -- I'd link it but I'm on my work computer and don't want to hit the website where I bought it. But Kate, ther'es a shop in Uptown called Smitten Kitten, which is a very pro-woman, feminist adult store, and they have a huge variety of vibrators. I've never done anything more than just a little tiny one (with a remote), although a friend of mine swears by The Rabbit. ;-)

Yep, its amaze. internal and external stimulation

She says it is almost too much for her.

ChicagoBroad26 · March 2014

JSS1002 said:

Re: pooping in a body of water... A POOL? Hell no. But I have done it in a lake! Not like at a beach, but rural MN, middle of nowhere lake!

AHHH! Why??

Debbie0580 · March 2014

ceamac0127 said:

JSS1002 said:

Kate_C said:

JSS1002 said:

ChicagoBroad26 said:

Kate_C said:

Never have I ever used a vibrator/sex toy.

Am I missing out?

Yes, yes you are.

Yes, you really majorly are.
Ok experts. Educate briannah1010 and I on what we should be ordering!

I just have a tiny little one -- I'd link it but I'm on my work computer and don't want to hit the website where I bought it. But Kate, ther'es a shop in Uptown called Smitten Kitten, which is a very pro-woman, feminist adult store, and they have a huge variety of vibrators. I've never done anything more than just a little tiny one (with a remote), although a friend of mine swears by The Rabbit. ;-)

Yep, its amaze. internal and external stimulation

I have the dolphin, but same idea. The rotation feature is way too much for me!!

JSS1002 · March 2014

ChicagoBroad26 said:

JSS1002 said:

Re: pooping in a body of water... A POOL? Hell no. But I have done it in a lake! Not like at a beach, but rural MN, middle of nowhere lake!

AHHH! Why??

Because I was on a canoe in the middle of nowhere at least an hour from shore and many hours from our campsite... and that's what you do. ;-)

Erin10408 · March 2014

JSS1002 said:

ChicagoBroad26 said:

JSS1002 said:

Re: pooping in a body of water... A POOL? Hell no. But I have done it in a lake! Not like at a beach, but rural MN, middle of nowhere lake!

AHHH! Why??

Because I was on a canoe in the middle of nowhere at least an hour from shore and many hours from our campsite... and that's what you do. ;-)

Boundary Waters?

Man...I've done so much camping...and zero pooping in lakes.

JSS1002 · March 2014

Erin10408 said:

JSS1002 said:

ChicagoBroad26 said:

JSS1002 said:

Re: pooping in a body of water... A POOL? Hell no. But I have done it in a lake! Not like at a beach, but rural MN, middle of nowhere lake!

AHHH! Why??

Because I was on a canoe in the middle of nowhere at least an hour from shore and many hours from our campsite... and that's what you do. ;-)

Boundary Waters?
Man...I've done so much camping...and zero pooping in lakes.

Yes, actually!

Shabutie · March 2014

I'm sad the game died...

Never have I ever been pulled over for any traffic violation.

Shabutie · March 2014

Never have I ever been in a bar

Erin10408 · March 2014

JSS1002 said:

Erin10408 said:

JSS1002 said:

ChicagoBroad26 said:

JSS1002 said:

Re: pooping in a body of water... A POOL? Hell no. But I have done it in a lake! Not like at a beach, but rural MN, middle of nowhere lake!

AHHH! Why??

Because I was on a canoe in the middle of nowhere at least an hour from shore and many hours from our campsite... and that's what you do. ;-)

Boundary Waters?
Man...I've done so much camping...and zero pooping in lakes.

Yes, actually!

It's so beautiful up there...poopy lakes and all.

Shabutie · March 2014

Never have I ever had phone sex

hatroopes · March 2014

Never have I ever taken the morning after pill.

JSS1002 · March 2014

Erin10408 said:

JSS1002 said:

Erin10408 said:

JSS1002 said:

ChicagoBroad26 said:

JSS1002 said:

Re: pooping in a body of water... A POOL? Hell no. But I have done it in a lake! Not like at a beach, but rural MN, middle of nowhere lake!

AHHH! Why??

Because I was on a canoe in the middle of nowhere at least an hour from shore and many hours from our campsite... and that's what you do. ;-)

Boundary Waters?
Man...I've done so much camping...and zero pooping in lakes.

Yes, actually!

It's so beautiful up there...poopy lakes and all.

It is amazing. I'm not really a camper, but we did a family canoe trip up there with two other families when we were kids, and it was absolutely breathtakingly beautiful. I swear we were the only humans on one of the more remote lakes that we portaged to.

lilbit0910 · March 2014

Mommy2BEL said:

never have I ever pooped in a public restroom.

when you gotta go you gotta go... otherwise you might end up with of @ceamac0127 embarrassing stories

)

Shabutie · March 2014

briannah1010 said:

Shabutie said:

Never have I ever been in a bar

WHAT!?

I have never had more than a couple sips of alcohol. I was never really interested in it. Do people who don't drink go to bars? Cause I'd probably go to one "just 'cause" if people wouldn't side-eye me for not actually drinking, lol

Shabutie · March 2014

Never have I ever broken a bone

ClandestineX · March 2014

Shabutie said:

Never have I ever broken a bone

Snapped my arm in half playing in a cardboard refrigerator box. It is still somewhat crooked because the doctor didn't set it right, now I have calcium build up and pain whenever it is cold.

I kinda get embarrassed when people ask if I broken a bone... because it wasn't doing something daring or crazy or exciting.. nope.. just playing spaceship in a box.

JSS1002 · March 2014

ClandestineX said:

Shabutie said:

Never have I ever broken a bone

Snapped my arm in half playing in a cardboard refrigerator box. It is still somewhat crooked because the doctor didn't set it right, now I have calcium build up and pain whenever it is cold.

I kinda get embarrassed when people ask if I broken a bone... because it wasn't doing something daring or crazy or exciting.. nope.. just playing spaceship in a box.

Broke my left wrist twice -- once sledding, once playing soccer in gym class. Broke my left ELBOW at age 31.... walking. Yep. Walking. Turned my ankle, fall and caught myself with my left hand and the pressure cracked the radial head in my elbow. So embarrassing.

ClandestineX · March 2014

JSS1002 said:
Broke my left wrist twice -- once sledding, once playing soccer in gym class. Broke my left ELBOW at age 31.... walking. Yep. Walking. Turned my ankle, fall and caught myself with my left hand and the pressure cracked the radial head in my elbow. So embarrassing.

Sounds very painful! I remember telling my brother who was 4 at the time to push the box over so I can fly and when he did I landed on the tip of my elbow and my hand hit my face and that broke both bones in the middle of my forearm. It was a 'V'

kgs0505 · March 2014

Okay, what is "tossing the salad"? I feel dumb...

Kate_C · March 2014

kgs0505 said:
Okay, what is "tossing the salad"? I feel dumb...

DON'T LOOK. Ignorance is bliss.

kgs0505 · March 2014

Shabutie said:

Never have I ever broken a bone

Mine wasn't exactly exciting either. Drank what was probably an entire bottle of wine and thought it was a fabulous idea to get in a trampoline with 6 drunk adults. I was in there for less than a minute when I fell and landed on my own ankle. Broken in three places, have a plate and two screws. I was 33, so not even too young to know better.

tondraluv · March 2014

I broke my toe in ballet class

@lilbit0910 does a shart count as pooping on oneself?

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